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This Man Is Seeing Something

1/1/2026

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This man is seeing what is on the Horror Page of www.MakeFunOfLife.net and is experiencing shock and disbelief . . . perhaps you will too . . .

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The End Of The World

10/17/2025

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Once upon a time in a magical land lived a snake named Nate. His purpose in life was to stay in the desert and guard the lever. This lever was no ordinary one, for if it was moved, it would cause the world to be destroyed. Nate took his job very seriously, and he let nothing get close to the lever. One day, he saw a cloud of dust off in the distance. He kept his eye on it because he was guarding the lever. The dust cloud continued to move closer to the lever. Nate saw that it was caused by a huge boulder - and the boulder was rolling straight for the lever! Nate thought about what he could do to save the world. He decided if he could get in front of the boulder, he could change its path and cause it to miss the lever. Nate slithered quickly to intersect the boulder. The boulder ran right over Nate, leaving him as flat as a pancake, but fortunately, the boulder was deflected as planned and missed the lever . . . leaving history to conclude that it was better Nate than lever.

“The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That’s where we come in; we’re computer professionals. We cause accidents.” -Nathaniel Borenstein

Warning: Reality.SYS corrupted. Reboot Universe? Yes / No

Good Things about the End of the World
- No more waiting in rush hour traffic with your fuel gage near ‘E’ for ‘empty.’
- No more surprises in the amounts of your utility bills and phone bills.
- No more waiting in long lines at grocery stores while the ice cream in your shopping cart melts.
- No more phone calls in which a recording says, “Press 1 for English,” “Press 2 for billing questions,” “Press 3 to speak to a representative,” “Press 4 if you dozed off during this recording and forgot why you called,” and then you finally hear, “Sorry, all of our representatives are busy with other callers, please try again later.”
- No more homework or tests or restrictions on when and where you can chew bubble gum.
- No more hard-luck relatives asking to borrow money or sleep on your sofa.
- No more worrying about runaway shopping carts denting your car.
- No more dead cell phone batteries.
- No more trying to explain simple things to people who seem to have heads made from blocks of wood or some other hard, impenetrable substance.
- No more alarm clocks.
- No more need to worry about being short, bald, or overweight.

“I decline to accept the end of man.” -William Faulkner (William Cuthbert ‘Will’ Faulkner (1897 - 1962))
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Mark and Luke were fishing on the side of a road. They made a sign reading, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it is too late!” and showed it to each passing car. One driver who passed by was not happy with the sign and shouted at them, “Leave us alone, you nutty end-of-the-worlders!” Then, all of a sudden, they heard a big splash. Mark grinned at Luke, laughed, and said, “Do you think we should just make a sign that reads, ‘Bridge Out,’ instead?”
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“If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.” -Author Unknown

Fire And Ice

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

By Robert Frost (Robert Lee Frost (1874 - 1963)): “New Hampshire” (1923); type of work: collected poems by a single author in book form

“It is not necessary to imagine the world ending in either fire or ice. There are two other possibilities. One is paperwork, the other is nostalgia.” -Francis Vincent ‘Frank’ Zappa, Junior (born 1940)

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People are making jokes like there is no tomorrow . . .

The world may be ending tomorrow, but we’ve still got today . . .
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It may be a little arrogant of people to think that the world is going to end in their lifetimes. After all, the Earth has been around for billions of years, and untold numbers of generations of people have existed on it for only a tiny part of that time. So, just what is it about our generation that makes us think that we are so special that the world is going to come to an end while we inhabit the planet?

“Do not expect too much of the end of the world.” -Stanislaw Jerzy Lec (1909 - 1966): as quoted in Umberto Eco: “Foucault’s Pendulum” (1989), Chapter 7, page 49
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Overheard: They say that the world is going to end in a few days, and I still do not know what I am going to wear . . .
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Popular Ways For The World To End
- An ice age turns the Earth into a giant ball of ice and snow, and nobody can get their cars out of their driveways.
- Acid rain eats holes in everything, including plants, fishes, cows, and your new patio furniture.
- A hole in the ozone layer lets cosmic rays come in to cook everything.
- Global warming or climate change causes droughts, floods, and you know, like, whatever.
- A really big space rock collides with the planet and we disappear like the dinosaurs did.
- A pandemic follows an accident at a lab in which viruses or germs escape.
- Extraterrestrial invaders come to live on our planet and tell us to leave or else.
- The Sun goes from its yellow dwarf state to a red giant state.
- Scientific advancement or an invention goes all wrong, and doom happens in the form of robots, computers, or other machines.
- Genetically altered or mutated life forms either refuse to share the planet’s resources with us or they eat us.
- Boredom: A lack of excitement causes everyone to become lackadaisical from unbearable boredom, which can be helped only by thinking up new and exciting ways for the world to end.
- The atmosphere burns up, because the oxygen and other gasses in it are highly flammable.
- Can you think of other ways in which the world could end, and if you can, why are you wasting your time thinking about it?

Notice: Due to the lack of experienced trumpeters, the end of the world has been postponed for three weeks.
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When The End Of The World Arrives, How Will The Media Report It?
- The New York Times: “World to end tomorrow; story and analysis on page B11.”
- The Wall Street Journal: “World to end tomorrow; market to close early.”
- USA Today: “It’s Over!”
- The Washington Post: “World to end tomorrow; poorest nations will be hardest hit.”
- Business Week: Dow Jones Plummets As World Ends.
- Microsoft Systems Journal: Apple Loses Market Share.
- Sports Illustrated: Game Over.
- Wired: The Last New Thing.
- Readers Digest: ‘Bye.
- Discover Magazine: How will the extinction of all life affect the way we view the cosmos?
- Lady’s Home Journal: Lose 10 Pounds by Judgement Day with Our New ‘Armageddon’ Diet!
- America Online: System Temporarily Down. Try Calling Back In 15 Minutes.
- Inc. magazine: Ten Ways You Can Profit from the Apocalypse.
- Microsoft’s Web Site: If You Did Not Experience the Apocalypse, Download Software Patch APOT777.EXE.

What does “The Bible” say about the end of the world? “But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.” -Jesus Christ: as quoted in “The Bible,” ‘Book of Matthew,’ chapter 24, verse 36

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It’s the end of the world . . . please pass the hot buttered popcorn . . .

‘The end of the world’ and ‘nearly the end of the world’ are often depicted fictionally in movies, novels, television shows, and video games. However, it is best to keep in mind that these are common themes for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. What should be taken seriously is making sure you are putting as much effort into your personal life as you possibly can so that you can enjoy the rewards of hard work, smart planning, and taking measured risks. Show up on time at your job, work hard, and be nice to people. Pay attention in school, do your homework, and have fun with your friends. Keep your home neat and presentable, pay your bills on time, and make excuses for visiting your neighbors. Spend time in family activities. Try new things and go on adventures. These are the important things in life, and ridiculously exaggerated fantasies about statistically improbable calamities should never overshadow them. Perhaps we really should end any unhealthy obsession with doom and gloom and each of us should get busy living our one and only life.
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“End of time: What happens when clocks stop.” -David Hugh Beaumont (born 1966)

Ode To End Timers

Fanatics are trying to fend
With this concept: the world’s gonna end.
When portentous predictions
Turn out to be fictions,
They re-do their math and amend.

By Madeleine Begun Kane (Born 1949)
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Overheard: Chicken Little only has to be right once.
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“Have you noticed that in ‘the end of the world’ movies and books, the world does not explode, burn up, or become barren and devoid of all life, but instead, the sky becomes dark and people act only slightly more confused and disorderly than usual?” -David Hugh Beaumont (born 1966)

“There’s no end in sight!” -Author Unknown

“For all we know, we may be closer to the beginning of the world than we are to the end of the world, and perhaps we should plan our days and live our lives as though it were so.” -David Hugh Beaumont (born 1966)
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Overheard: Actually, the world has already ended, but the government covered it up in a huge conspiracy!

“I bought some Armageddon cheese today, and it said on the packet, ‘Best Before End.’” -Tim Vine (Timothy Mark ‘Tim’ Vine (born 1967))
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Some people lead dull lives because they aren’t the kind of people who actually do things, but are instead the kind of people who wait for things to happen. These are the people who talk endlessly about silly nonsense such as when and how the end of the world will happen. There is nothing going on in their lives; they aren’t doing anything with their lives; they are bored and spend their lives wishing something would happen, and if it doesn’t, they talk about what they wish would happen or what they wish other people would or should do. Do not let yourself be one of those people; rather, be one of the people who are doing things. Life is so much richer for the people who do things than it is for the people who wait and idle their lives away in fearful imaginings. So grab a ball and play catch with someone, or write an essay or a silly poem, or build a table and some chairs, or get a camera and take pictures of people and nature and events, or talk to someone about a new job, or just do anything that comes to mind or that you have been putting off doing. Do not wait, and do not engage in wasting time talking about the end of the world or what you wish other people would do. Be a doer yourself.
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When will the world end? Scientists believe the Sun will exist for another 5 billion years before going from being a yellow dwarf star to a red giant star, and in all likelihood, destroys the planet. Earth may cease to support life far before that time, however, due to the increased energy output from the Sun over time. What will become of humankind? Well before all of this occurs, humans will likely locate several really big rocks floating around in space, build habitable caves (seems familiar somehow . . .) inside the really big rocks, attach propulsion devices to the really big rocks, and pilot them out of the solar system. We will become a spacefaring species in search of new home-worlds.
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In 7.5 billion years, the Sun will run out of fuel and turn into a Red Giant, at which time the Earth will be uninhabitable. For some unknown reason, this concerns many folks a whole lot and some can think of little else - given all the possible things that they could be thinking about!
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“The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)

On 31 March 1940, the Franklin Institute issued a press release stating that the world would end the next day. The release was picked up by radio station KYW, which broadcast the following message: “Your worst fears that the world will end are confirmed by astronomers of the Franklin Institute in Philadelphia. Scientists predict that the world will end at 3:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time tomorrow. This is no April Fool’s Day joke. Confirmation can be obtained from Wagner Schlesinger, director of the Fels Planetarium of this city.” The public reaction was immediate. Local authorities were flooded with frantic phone calls. The panic only subsided after the Franklin Institute assured people that it had made no such prediction. The prankster responsible for the press release turned out to be William Castellini, the Institute’s press agent. He had intended to use the fake release to publicize an April 1st lecture at the institute titled, “How Will the World End?” Soon afterwards, the Institute dismissed Mr. Castellini from his job.

“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.” -Charles M. Schulz (Charles Monroe ‘Sparky’ Schulz (1922 - 2000))

Yesterday is proof there will be a tomorrow. There was a yesterday to yesterday, and a yesterday to that yesterday, and so on, going far, far back in time. If you could know when the first yesterday was, and look forward from that day, you would find that the first yesterday had a tomorrow and that tomorrow had a tomorrow, and so on. All those yesterdays and tomorrows, going on and on . . . builds the case that there will be not only a tomorrow, but a tomorrow for that tomorrow and so on, and so, many tomorrows will follow today, going far into the future, and so, there will be many tomorrows . . . perhaps even beyond our ability to count.

“What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly.” -Richard Bach (Richard David Bach (born 1936))

“Our Earth is degenerate in these last days; there are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end; bribery and corruption are common; children no longer listen to their parents; every man wants to write a book; indeed, the end of the world is approaching.” -Author Unknown: Assyrian inscription carved in stone (about 1500 B.C.E.)
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End Of The World Quiz
- Does any person really know when or how the world will end?
- When a person predicts the world will end in a certain way on a certain day, and he or she is wrong, what happens?
- Was Chicken Little right when she claimed the sky was falling because a pinecone fell out of a tree and hit her head?
- Might a person say the world is ending because he or she is bored and wanting excitement or is seeking to be the center of attention?
- Has anyone ever predicted the end of the world in order to defraud governments of tax-payers’ money, personal money or other personal assets, to get people to buy fictional books, or to get people to pay to see fictional movies or phony lectures?
- If you and I do not know when the world will end, why would we suppose that other people would know?
- What happens if we ignore people who say the world is ending, and instead just continue living our lives as usual?

“If a cult leader or a politician tells you the end of the world is near, it is time to leave the cult or political party and live in the real world. If a cult leader or a politician has not told you the end of the world is near, it is time to leave the cult or political party and live in the real world. The real world is the place to be.” -David Hugh Beaumont (born 1966)

Meg: What is the opposite of the end of the world?
Anne: The continuation of the world - which is even more frightening!
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The following pretty well sums it all up: If you are planting a tree or teaching a child to read, and someone comes along shouting, “The world is ending, the world is ending!” first finish planting the tree or teaching the child to read, and then go look into the matter of the world ending.

“Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree.” -Martin Luther (1483 - 1546)

“Who can blame me if I cherish the belief that the world is still young - that there are great possibilities in store for it?” -John Tyndall (1820 - 1893): as quoted in Mabel Patterson: “Through the Year with Famous Authors” (1925), pages 189 and 190
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“End of the world? Why, I can’t even find the beginning, because the world is round!” -Author Unknown

Cheer up - it’s not the end of the world! Another somewhat silly and somewhat serious topic is coming right up . . . on MFOL!

The Goblin

10/16/2025

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The Goblin

There’s a goblin as green
As a goblin can be
Who is sitting outside
And is waiting for me.

When he knocked on my door
And said softly, “Come play!”
I answered, “No thank you,
Now please, go away!”

But the goblin as green
As a goblin can be
Is still sitting outside
And is waiting for me.

By Author Unknown

Horror Stories

10/15/2025

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A man stood on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. As the night went by no cars passed him. The storm was so strong, he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car come towards him and stop. The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door, only to realize that nobody was behind the wheel. The car started slowly. The guy looked at the road and saw a curve coming his way. Scared, he started praying, and begged for his life. He hadn’t come out of shock, when just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and moved the wheel. The guy, paralyzed in terror, watched as the hand appeared every time just before a curve. The guy gathered his strength, got out of the car, and ran to the nearest town. Wet from the falling rain and in shock, he ran into a diner and asked for a glass of water, and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had gone through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was crying and seemed sincere. About half an hour later, two guys walked into the same diner, and one said to the other, “Look, that’s the guy who climbed into the car while we were pushing it.”
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End It Your Way!

There was a young lady from Norway
Who saw something strange in a doorway.
     What she saw she won’t say,
     But her red hair turned gray,
Now won’t you just end it your way?

By Author Unknown

“I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, ‘Daddy check for monsters under my bed.’ I look underneath for his amusement, and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me, quivering and whispering, ‘Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.’” -Author Unknown

Skeleton And Ghost

A skeleton once in Khartoum
Invited a ghost to its room.
     They spent the whole night
     In the eeriest fight
As to which should be frightened of whom.

By Author Unknown
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Some time ago, a woman who was an up-and-coming nature photographer decided to spend a day and a night alone in the woods outside of town. She wanted to get photos of the woods and wildlife as naturally as she could, for her portfolio. She was not afraid of being alone, as she had camped by herself many times before. She set up a tent in the middle of a small clearing and spent the day taking pictures. She filled up two memory cards on that trip, but something was strange about them. What she saw in those pictures has stayed with ever since, and she is still trying to recover from the trauma they have caused her . . . almost every picture was accounted for, save for one picture in each memory card. These were pictures of her, asleep in her tent in the middle of the night.

“I always thought my cat had a staring problem, she always seemed fixated on my face. Until one day, when I realized that she was always looking just behind me.” -Author Unknown
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A young American tourist went on a guided tour of a creepy old castle. At the end of the tour, the guide asked her if she enjoyed it. She admitted to being a bit worried about seeing a ghost in some of the dark cobweb-lined rooms and passages. “Don’t worry,” said the guide, “I’ve never seen a ghost in all of the time I’ve been here.” “How long is that?” asked the girl. “About four hundred years.”

Earth itself is a horror story in a terrifying Universe. Here is just one example that proves it: Lightning strikes the planet about 6,000 times every minute, and little gray-green creatures called television repairmen run around all over the planet, chasing the lightning to try to catch it - what, that isn’t true at all?

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Never Mind Them Watermelons

Well now, old Sam Gibb, he did not believe in ghosts. Not one bit. Everyone in town knew the old house back in the woods was haunted, but Sam Gibb just laughed whenever folks talked about it. Finally, the blacksmith dared Sam Gibb to spend the night in the haunted house. If he stayed there until dawn, the blacksmith would buy him a whole cartload of watermelons. Sam was delighted. Watermelon was Sam’s absolute favorite fruit. He accepted the dare at once, packed some matches and his pipe, and went right over to the house to spend the night.

Sam went into the old house, started a fire, lit his pipe, and settled into a rickety old chair with yesterday’s newspaper. As he was reading, he heard a creaking sound. Looking up, he saw that a gnarled little creature with glowing red eyes had taken the seat beside him. It had a long, forked tail, two horns on its head, claws at the ends of its hands, and sharp teeth that poked right through its large lips.

“There ain’t nobody here tonight except you and me,” the creature said to old Sam Gibb. It had a voice like the hiss of flames. Sam’s heart nearly stopped with fright. He leapt to his feet.

“There ain’t going to be nobody here but you in a minute,” Sam Gibb told the gnarled creature. He leapt straight for the nearest exit - which happened to be the window - and hi-tailed it down the lane lickety-split. He ran so fast he overtook two rabbits being chased by a coyote. But it wasn’t long before he heard the pounding of little hooves, and the gnarled creature with the red eyes had caught up with him.

“You’re making pretty good speed for an old man,” said the creature to old Sam Gibb.

“Oh, I can run much faster than this,” Sam Gibb told it. He took off like a bolt of lightning, leaving the gnarled creature in the dust. As he ran past the smithy, the blacksmith came flying out of the forge to see what was wrong.

“Never mind about them watermelons,” Sam Gibb shouted to the blacksmith without breaking his stride.

Old Sam Gibb ran all the way home and hid under his bed for the rest of the night. After that, he was a firm believer in ghosts and spooks, and he refused to go anywhere near the old house in the woods.

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Horror stories can be more or less frightening than reality. They form an important part of human play, helping to immunize us against the real terrors of the world in which we live so that we can go on in spite of it all. And the humor? It is the sugar that helps the medicine go down.
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Overheard: I have seen things . . . awful things . . . empty room things . . .

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Bob And Betty Hill

Bob Hill and his new wife, Betty, were vacationing in Europe; as it happened, in Transylvania. They were driving a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late, and raining very hard. Bob could barely see ten feet in front of the car. Suddenly, the car skid out of control! Bob attempted to control the car, but to no avail. The car swerved and smashed into a tree.

Moments later, Bob shook his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he looked over at the passenger seat and saw his wife unconscious, with a large bump on her head. Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob knew he had to carry her to the nearest phone. Bob carefully picked his wife up and began trudging down the road. After a short while, he saw a light.

He headed toward the light, which was coming from a big old house. He approached the door and knocked. A minute passed. A small, hunched man opened the door. Bob immediately blurted out, “Hello, my name is Bob Hill, and this is my wife, Betty. We have been in a terrible accident, and my wife has been seriously hurt. Can I please use your phone?”

“I am sorry,” replied the hunchback, “but we do not have a phone. My employer is a doctor. Come in and I will go get him.”

Bob carried his wife in. An elegant man came down the stairs. “I am afraid my assistant may have misled you. I am not a medical doctor. I am a scientist. However, it is many miles to the nearest clinic, and I have had basic medical training. I will see what I can do. Igor, take them down to the laboratory.”

With that, Igor picked up Betty and carried her downstairs, with Bob following closely behind. Igor placed Betty on a table in the lab. Bob collapsed from exhaustion and his own injuries, so Igor placed Bob on an adjoining table. After a brief examination, Igor’s employer looked worried. “Things are serious, Igor. Prepare a transfusion.”

Igor and his employer worked feverishly, but to no avail. Bob and Betty were no more. The Hills’ deaths upset Igor’s employer greatly. Wearily, he climbed the steps to his conservatory, which housed his pipe organ, for it was here that he had always found solace. He began to play, and a stirring, haunting melody filled the house.

Meanwhile, Igor was still in the lab tidying up. As the music filled the lab, his eyes spied movement. He noticed the fingers on Betty’s hand twitch. Stunned, he watched as Bob’s arm began to rise! He was even further amazed as Betty sat straight up! Unable to contain himself, he dashed up the stairs to the conservatory. He burst in and shouted to his employer -

You sure you want to know? Okay, you asked for it -

“Boss, Boss! The Hills are alive with the sound of music!”
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“Nothing is ever as simple as it seems. At the edge of perception, weird things dance and howl.” -M. H. Boroson (Matthew Henry Boroson (born 1970)): “The Girl with Ghost Eyes” (November 2015)

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Antigonish

“Yesterday, upon the stair,
     I met a man who wasn’t there!
He wasn’t there again today,
     Oh how I wish he’d go away!”

When I came home last night at three,
     The man was waiting there for me
But when I looked around the hall,
     I couldn’t see him there at all!
Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more!
     Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door . . .

Last night I saw upon the stair,
     A little man who wasn’t there,
He wasn’t there again today
     Oh, how I wish he’d go away . . .

By William Hughes Mearns (1875 - 1965): “The Psyco-ed” (1899)
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A couple was walking home after a Halloween party, and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tap sound coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they discovered an old man with a hammer and chisel was chipping away at one of the headstones. “Hey, Mister,” the guy said after catching his breath, “You scared us half to death - we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working out here so late at night?” “Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”
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A man was walking home alone late one night when he heard a Bump . . . Bump . . . Bump . . . behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, and made out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him. Bump . . . Bump . . . Bump . . . Terrified, the man began to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him . . . faster . . . faster . . . Bump . . . Bump . . . Bump . . . He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, slammed and locked the door behind him. However, the coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping . . . clappity-Bump . . . clappity-Bump . . . clappity-BUMP . . . on the heels of the terrified man. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locked himself in. His heart was pounding; his head was reeling; his breath was coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud crash, the coffin started breaking down the door . . . Bumping and clapping towards him. The man screamed and reached for something heavy, anything . . . his hand came to rest on a roll of cough drops. Desperate, he threw the cough drops as hard as he could at the apparition . . . and . . . the coffin stopped! Why, you ask? Because, as everyone knows, cough drops stop the coffin!

“It’s fascinating to think that all around us there’s an invisible world we can’t even see. I’m speaking, of course, of the ‘World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.’” -Jack Handey (born 1949)

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dawn.
Dawn, who?
Dawn be frightened, it’s just me!
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In The Dark

In the dark, dark woods, there is a dark, dark house.
And in the dark, dark house, there is a dark, dark room.
And in the dark, dark room, there is a dark, dark cabinet.
And in the dark, dark cabinet, there is a dark, dark shelf.
And on the dark, dark shelf, there is a dark, dark box.
And in the dark, dark box . . . there is a ghost!

By Author Unknown
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For a frightfully good time, read Maurice Sendaks’ book “Where the Wild Things Are” (9 April 1963). This children’s picture book is 40 pages long and has just 338 words. It is available from your local public library or bookseller or on the interwebs.
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A woman awakened in the night to see a hideous apparition with glowing red eyes at the foot of her bed. The creature had an appearance like some sort of fog or mist, and she could see right through it. It had a hand on her husband’s ankle and was pulling him off the bed. The woman cried, “Stop!” The thing said, “He’s mine!” and continued to pull her husband off the bed. The woman screamed, “Be gone with you in the name of all that is good!” The fog immediately released the man’s ankle and vanished down into the narrow spaces between the floorboards, glowing red eyes and all, to be seen no more. When her husband awoke in the morning, he had dark bruises all around his ankle.
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A Gruesome Story

Do you want to hear a gruesome story?
     A farmer planted a pumpkin seed.
He watered it and cared for it very well,
     And soon it grew some, and grew some!

By Author Unknown

Overheard: If people in horror movies would only listen to me, they might be able to escape!
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“I grew up in Michigan on the Lower Peninsula, on Lake Saint Clair. We lived out in the country, at a time when there was still some of it around, and the woods spread as far as you could see. Other than the main road, everything was dirt. The road that this story takes place on is not far from my childhood home. I can’t say for sure if it is true or not. Some people insist that it is, while others insist it is just a made-up story. I never saw it but that does not mean it is not real. So here is the tale of my hometown ghost. It took place in Algonac, on Marrow Road. The story behind the road is that a woman went out in the middle of a winter night to try to find her toddler, who had somehow gotten out alone. Sadly, they both froze solid in the cold. If you park on the bridge at midnight and honk your car horn three times, she will appear to see if you have her baby. She is also said to be wearing a white gown at times and carrying her child. At other times, a green light will hover and chase people away.” -Author Unknown

Horror stories and scary tales can have unstated morals - stories about haunted houses can keep people from trespassing in abandoned properties, which are often unsafe and can result in injury, typically from such things as people falling through floors with rotten floorboards, or old rafters and beams falling on people. Can you think of other possibly unsafe places that horror stories might protect people from?
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This story comes from the early twentieth century. Some of you may be old enough to remember the twentieth century. It happened in the life of a man named Jedidiah Jeremiah. As he tells it, “I inherited an estate in New Hampshire from my grandmother on my father’s side of the family. The house was a twenty-bedroom mansion. Large orchards covered the property. I stayed in the mansion to watch over the property until it could be sold at auction. I slept in the only heated part of the mansion, the servants’ quarters adjoining the kitchen. At nights, just before dawn, while I slept, my covers would be pulled off. After a few nights, this became tiresome, so I lay awake in bed one night, and when the covers began to be pulled off me, I pulled back. I became involved in a tug-of-war with some things that growled at me. I jumped up in terror, stood up on top of the mattress, and threw the covers on the floor at the foot of the bed. After that, for the remaining nights, I stayed in a hotel several miles away. I drove to the estate during the day. I arrived early one morning to look over the bedroom, and in the closet I found some loose floorboards that I pulled up. Underneath was a sort of tunnel leading through a crawl space to the outside of the mansion, with the orchards just a few hundred yards beyond. A few days following, while in the nearby town, I looked up the old cook. I mentioned the nighttime goings on.” “That,” he said, “Would have been the tree imps. They were waking you to let you know to begin preparations for breakfast.” “Tree imps?” I said. “Yes, the souls of the poor departed servants, staying on to care for the orchards, house, and grounds of the estate.”
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In The Dark

In the dark, dark world
     There’s a dark, dark, country;
In the dark, dark, country,
     There are dark, dark woods;
In the dark, dark woods
     There’s a dark, dark house;
And in the dark, dark house
     There’s a man trying to find the circuit breaker!

By Author Unknown

“The witching hour, somebody had once whispered to her, was a special moment in the middle of the night when every child and every grown-up was in a deep, deep sleep, and all the dark things came out from hiding and had the world all to themselves.” -Roald Dahl (1916 - 1990): “The BFG” (1982)

Would it be better for a horror story to have a horrible ending, or to have horrors without end?
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“Better an end with horror than a horror without end.” -Ferdinand von Schill (May 1809)

Emma: What would you get if you crossed scary stories with nursery rhymes?
Esmeralda: Mother Goosebumps.
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Poltergeists: Bothersome ghosts that make noises and make objects move.
Poultrygeists: Haunted chickens.
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“You hear your mom calling you into the kitchen. As you are heading down the stairs, you hear a whisper from the closet saying ‘Don’t go down there honey, I heard it too.’” -Author Unknown

Perhaps now would be a good time for you to make the maniacal laugh you have been practicing . . .
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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ghoul.
Ghoul, who?
Ghoul D. Locks . . . and the Three Scares!
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Monsters

10/14/2025

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Margie: I can out-monster you!
Daphne: No, you can’t.
Margie: Yes, I can.
Daphne: No, you can’t.
Margie: Yes, I can . . . Roar-rrr-rrr!

Arnie: What is big, red, and eats rocks?
Arnold: A big red rock eater!

Lydia: Why don’t monsters play hide-and-seek?
Lindsey: Who would want to look for them?

Estelle: Where should a 3,000-pound monster go?
Esther: On a diet!
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“What has eight legs, fangs, and hair all over? Is it a monster? No, it’s a spider!” -Laura Marsh

Hughie: Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
Goldie: Because he wanted a light snack.
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“There are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them.” -Andre Gidé (André Paul Guillaume Gide (1869 - 1951))

Dom: What do monsters call human beings?
Don: Breakfast, lunch, and dinner!
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Monster Facts
- A monster is an imaginary creature that is often large or frightening in appearance.
- Monsters can be ogres, ghouls, goblins, half-human-half-animals, space aliens, sea monsters, or any of many other types.
- A group of monsters is called a gang, a troupe, or a horror.
- Monsters will eat anything, including people, buildings, rocks, and lasagna.
- If you see a motionless monster, do not poke it with a stick to see if it is alive, because it might be just taking a nap - and monsters can wake up grumpy or hungry from their naps.
- People often mistake ordinary animals and other people for monsters when they cannot see them clearly, as for example, when it is dark or wooded.

Manny: When is the best time to talk to a monster?
Manuel: When it isn’t hungry!
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Ghouls

Do ghouls
Go out
On a rainy day?
When it
Splishes and
Splashes,
Do
Ghouls
Wear
Ghoul-oshes?

By Lilian Moore

Ronnie: What did the monster eat after the dentist worked on its teeth?
Ronald: The dentist.
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Purple And Yellow Monsters

Purple and Yellow were monsters,
Monsters that lived on the shore by the sea.
One day Purple stood on the sandy shore,
And said, “I think I’ll swim out to sea,
Yellow, my friend, won’t you join me?”
“Glad to, my friend,” said Yellow with glee.
Monsters and friends, friends and monsters,
Purple and Yellow swam out to sea,
Looking to see what they could see,
And they dined on great big fish,
And they breakfasted on pirate ships,
And they snacked on salty seafoam,
And they swam all around,
And they bounced up and down,
With the waves and the tides of the sea,
And they had such wonderful fun,
That they never went back to shore,
Out to sea they will always be,
Purple and Yellow monsters,
Who can see what they can see.
Swimming around,
Bouncing up and down,
With the waves and the tides of the sea.

By David Hugh Beaumont (born 1966)
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Teratrophobia is a persistent fear of monsters, but did you know that the reason monsters hide under beds, ghosts hide in vacant houses, and the boogieman hides in closets is that they are all afraid of you?

Mae: What is the best way to talk to a huge hideous scary monster?
Kay: By long-distance phone call.
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Slithergadee

The Slithergadee has crawled out of the sea.
     He may catch all the others, but he won’t catch me.
No you won’t catch me, old Slithergadee,
     You may catch all the others, but you wo-

By Shel Silverstein (Sheldon Allan ‘Shel’ Silverstein (1930 - 1999))

Howard: What does a boy monster call a girl who has three eyes, two noses, and three mouths?
Howie: Cute!
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First Monster: There is an awful rumbling in my stomach - like a cart going over a cobblestone street.
Second Monster: It is probably just that truck you ate for dinner.

Chet: What should you do with a blue monster?
Chester: Cheer her up!
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Myrtle: How do you make a blue monster green?
Gertie: Take her on a roller coaster ride!

It’s Boring Being a Monster

It’s boring being a monster,
     Chasing kids around,
Hiding underneath their beds,
     Not making any sound -
It’s boring waiting on the stairs,
     Hoping they’ll walk by,
Boring making little creaks,
     Trying to make kids cry.
It takes so long to learn this trade,
     To skulk and tap and moan,
It’s boring waiting all the time
     In someone else’s home.
I want to see the world out there,
     I want to make some friends,
Waiting for the night-time
     Never seems to end.
I’d like to slide down banisters,
     Shriek and yell and scream,
Boogie to some disco songs,
     Let off a bit of steam,
I’d like to run around the house,
     Turn on all the lights,
Eat marshmallows, watch TV,
     On dark and dismal nights.
I’d like to have a bath sometimes,
     And clean my smelly hair -
Put some decent clothes on,
     For someone who would care.
I’d like to sit down to a meal,
     Smile and laugh and chat,
Have a coffee and ice-cream,
     Put on a little fat.
I dream of being normal,
     Having a little fun -
It’s boring being a monster,
     When all is said and done.

By Author Unknown

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur, who?
Arthur any monsters under the bed?
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Even monsters like to have fun. Here we see Frankenstein’s Monster and Wolf Man sharing a laugh.
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Annette: What do you call a monster that has a bunch of children?
Annie: A momster!

Pauline: What is the best way to speak to a big scary monster?
Lynette: From a long distance!
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Pierce: Where can lost monsters be found?
Percy: Monsters are so big that they never get lost.

Julius: Why did the monster cross the road?
Julia: Why, are you afraid to ask him?
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Alvin Schwartz’s book “Kickle Snifters” (1 January 1976) describes creatures that maybe don’t really exist. The rubberado moves by bouncing, and laughs each time it lands. Bouncing is the only way a rubberado can get around. The squonk is always crying. If you catch a squonk and put it in a sack, it will cry so hard that nothing is left but a puddle. Kickle snifters live in old men’s beards. They laugh all the time because beards tickle. When a wunk gets scared, it digs a hole and jumps in, and then it pulls the hole in after it. These and other creatures are found in this astounding book available at your local public library and through booksellers.
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Bartholomew: Why did the Blob eat the North Pole?
Barry: Because it wanted a frozen dinner.

Stan: What is the best thing about being a two-headed monster?
Lee: You can always tell when you have bad breath.
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Official Bedtime Checklist For Monsters In The Home
□ Say loudly, “Come out, come out, wherever you are!”
□ Check under beds with flashlight.
□ Check behind curtains.
□ Look in closets.
□ Look behind you.
□ Listen for noises.
□ Look inside all major appliances: washing machine, dryer, refrigerator, oven.
□ Jump into bed and hide under the covers.
□ Breath deep and relax.
□ Sweet dreams!

Cecilia: What is green and purple and goes, “Crunch, crunch”?
Amelia: A monster eating crackers in bed.
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Ghoul

A ghoul stood on a bridge one night,
Its lips were all a-quiver;
It gave a cough,
Its leg fell off,
And floated down the river.

By Author Unknown
(Don’t worry for the ghoul - it grew a new leg - but for almost a month it had the nickname ‘Hop-Along.’)
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“He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.” -Friedrich Nietzsche (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)): “Beyond Good and Evil” (1886), Chapter IV: Maxims and Interludes, Aphorism 146

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These weird, scary ‘monsters’ are just silly people in costumes.

Dorothy: What’s the difference between a huge, scary monster and a puppy?
Dottie: People like puppies.
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Floyd: Why did everyone laugh when the ogre sat down to play the grand piano?
Lloyd: Because there wasn’t a piano bench!

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The Monster

I thought I saw a monster
     Underneath my bed -
His tongue was yellow,
     And his eyes were red.

I thought I saw a monster
     Underneath my chair -
His face was purple,
     And he had pink hair.

I thought I saw a monster
     In my room last night -
His legs were orange,
     And his feet were white.

I thought I saw a monster
     And that he saw me -
But don’t tell my mother,
     She’ll be scared you see.

By Author Unknown
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Aggie: Why can’t you join a monster in a glass of milk?
Agnes: Because there isn’t room for both of you in one glass.

“Two heads are better than one . . . as every two-headed monster will tell you.” -David Hugh Beaumont (born 1966)

Brenda: What kind of fur do you get from a monster?
Branden: As fur as you can get.

Monsters Quiz
- Are monsters real?
- Is ‘imagination run wild’ a good definition of a monster, and what other ways are there to describe a monster?
- After escaping from our imaginations, where do monsters go to live?
- Are there enough monsters in the world, or should we use our imaginations to make some more?
- What should you do if you see a monster?
- Can you draw a monster for us?

Pearl: What happened to the monster who took the five o’clock train home?
Ruby: He had to give it back.
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Daniel: What did the ogre get for his birthday?
Danny: Another year older!

“Don’t eat with your fingers, dear,” said the humongous monster to her son. “Use your shovel.”
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Patricia: How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
Patty: Give him some screws.

Riddle: What is big, scary, and has three wheels?
Solution: A monster riding a tricycle.

Owen: What should you do if a monster shows up at your door?
Osmer: Hope it’s Halloween!
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Melonie: How does a monster count to twenty-three?
Melody: On his fingers.

Florence: Where do ogres dance?
Laurence: At the odd ball!
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Eve: Why did the monster knit herself three socks?
Evelyn: Because she grew another foot.

Why do monsters hide under beds?
- They feel safe there.
- They hope to hear a bedtime story.
- They can just roll right into the space.
- It’s like, out of sight, man.
- Monster hunters rarely go under beds.
- They’re afraid you might eat them.
Why do you think monsters hide under beds?
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Overheard: Don’t be afraid - it’s just a big, scary monster!
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Mandy: How does a ghoul eat?
Amanda: By goblin.

Overheard: I am 36 years old, and I am still afraid that there are monsters under my bed, and that they will eat my feet and hands if they dangle off the edge of the bed!

Sylvia: Who grants wishes to unhappy goblins?
Leah: Their scary godmother.
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“Be careful in the company of monsters that you don’t become one.” -Cindy Gerard: “Take No Prisoners” (21 October 2008)

Gorgon

The Gorgon, it’s known, is quite prone
To stare and turn people to stone.
Some Greek myths declare
She had snakes for hair.
It’s enough to make Frankenstein groan.

By Author Unknown
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Heather: What happened when the big hairy monster went to the flea circus?
Jennifer: She stole the show!

“I am not a monster.” -Unidentified Monster
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Do ghouls gorge on goulash?

Lemuel: Why do demons and ghouls spend so much time together?
Samuel: Because demons are a ghoul’s best fiend.
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Phoebe: Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
Ophelia: Because he wasn’t very hungry.

“It is too easy being monsters. Let us try to be human.” -John Logan: “Penny Dreadful” (11 May 2014 - 19 June 2016) television series, Season 3, Episode 8, ‘Perpetual Night’ (2016); words of character Victor Frankenstein (portrayed by actor Harry Treadaway)
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Clarissa: Where can a monster always find friends?
Melissa: In the dictionary.

Zeke: What do you say when you greet a two-headed monster?
Ezekiel: “Hello! Hello!”
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Daddy Monster: Why does our little boy have so many holes in his head?
Mommy Monster: Isn’t it just darling? He’s learning to eat with a fork today.

Eli: What is round and green, is covered with yellow hair, has big scaly claws, weighs five hundred pounds, and goes, “Peckety-peck-peck!”?
Lilly: There is no such creature, you silly person!
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Primate Monsters And Humanoid Monsters

10/10/2025

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Bigfoot walked into a wilderness campsite, sat down in a camping chair, reached into a basket, took out all of the sandwiches, ate them, drank all of the soft drinks, then looked at the horrified campers and said, “No one is ever going to believe you.”
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Miles: What do they call Bigfoot outside of North America?
Millicent: Bigmeter.

“It’s a tough job being the guardian of the forests. So many little animals like birds and deer depend on me to keep them safe by scaring the humans away. Sometimes I feel like the Lorax in the Dr. Seuss book.” -Bigfoot
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Yeti: What has teeth and flies through the air?
Sasquatch: A flying saw, you furball!

Ben: What game do Yeti children play at recess?
Frank: Hopsquatch.
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“Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch, and Yeti never complains.” -Author Unknown

Astro: Why does Bigfoot run around with a pork chop on his head?
Cosmo: One of the tourists called him a Big Grill-a.
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And now, announcing the reigning world champion of the game of ‘Hide-and-Seek’ . . . it’s . . . Bigfoot!

“I am possibly the first of my kind or the last of my kind - and maybe even both.” -Bigfoot
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On 20 October 1967, in Northern California, United States of America, video footage was taken of what appeared to be a hairy, roughly human-size creature walking in the wilderness (frame 352 of the video is shown above). The video, taken by Roger Patterson (1933 - 1972) and Robert ‘Bob’ Gimlin (born 1931), spurred fascination in the possibility of Bigfoot being more than just a myth or legend. Before that time, Bigfoot was mostly a character in stories told around campfires.
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Bernard: What did the hiker in the wilderness shout just for fun to the stragglers on the trail behind him?
Bernice: Who’s ready to meet Yeti?!

“Sometimes I myself am not even sure if I’m real.” -Bigfoot
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“How much cash could a Sasquatch stash if a Sasquatch could stash cash?” -Janet Cashman-Shipman and family

“I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographer’s fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that’s extra scary to me, because there’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He’s fuzzy. Get outta here!” -Mitch Hedberg (Mitchell Lee ‘Mitch’ Hedberg (1968 - 2005))
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“I really can’t figure out why they call me Bigfoot . . . to me, my feet are just normal-size. Should I refer to the humans as Smallfoot?” -Bigfoot

What Might Bigfoot Be?
- A bear walking upright on its hind legs.
- A Yeti in a Sasquatch costume.
- A feral, or wild, human.
- Chewbacca from Star Wars.
- A mountain man or a woodsman.
- An actor who put on a gorilla costume, but then could not take the costume off because the zipper got stuck.
- A natural hologram made by sunlight reflecting off falling leaves.
- A varsity football linebacker.
- An interdimensional time-traveling furry extraterrestrial.
- An unreported escaped mountain gorilla from a private zoo.
- Somebody’s eccentric friend or relative in a costume.
What do you think Bigfoot is?
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Perhaps the most famous of the Yetis is Bumble, who makes an appearance around Christmastime each year, as one of the characters in the movie, “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer,” first broadcast on television in 1964.

Travel back in time to 1958. Pranksters Raymond Lee ‘Ray’ Wallace (1918 - 2002) and his brother Wilbur ‘Shorty’ Wallace (1904 - 1966) strapped on 16-inch-long carved wooden feet and sneakily walked around logging camps and construction sites, making what appeared to be the footprints of a large, heavy, barefoot creature. Later, the footprints were seen by workers, plaster casts were made of the prints, and this was taken by some people to be the first ‘real evidence’ of Bigfoot’s existence.

What do we call a big, hairy, human-like creature? Bigfoot was once known by names such as ‘wild man’ and ‘barefoot creature,’ the latter from association with large footprints left in the ground. For a time, the creature was called Big Foot. Andrew Genzoli, writer of the “RFD” column for the “Humboldt Times” newspaper of Eureka, California, printed what has become the common name of the creature in just one word, Bigfoot, on 6 October 1948. Bigfoot is also known as Sasquatch, an Anglicization of the word Sasq’ets, which is from the Halq’emeylem language once widely spoken by First Nations people, or Native Americans, in southwestern British Columbia.

On page 7 of the “San Francisco Chronicle” California newspaper of 9 February 1895, an article described a trouble-making grizzly bear that for more than ten years had roved the area of Bald Rock in the state. The large bear was known to sheep herders and miners in the area, who called the animal ‘Bigfoot.’

Tarzan: How does Bigfoot know what time it is?
Wild Man: He looks at a Sasquatch.
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In the Biblical “Book of Daniel,” chapter 4, Babylonian king Nebuchadnezzar II (about 634 B.C.E. - about 562 B.C.E.) was a boastful man, and so God humbled him for his sinful ways by afflicting him with madness. He was resultingly ostracized from human society, had to resort to living as a wild beast, and grew hair all over his body.

Tarzan: What’s green and lives in the Himalayas?
Sasquatch: The Abominable Snow Pickle!
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“Why does Yeti get all the good puns?” -Bigfoot

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You can play with Bigfoot right in your own backyard! Bigfoot is now available as a real posable action figure, just like the one in the picture above. To get yours, go to https://mcphee.com/collections/action-figures/products/bigfoot-action-figure.

The European Wild Man is described in many writings of Medieval history, but all such creatures or people have apparently vanished over time, along with the wilderness areas of Europe in which they would have lived, as cities, agriculture, and other human development forever erased the once-wild-places from existence.

Jolly Green Giant: Aren’t Bigfoot and Yeti basically the same?
Swamp Monster: There’s really ‘snow’ difference, as far as I can tell.
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Carl: What is the abominable snowman, or yeti?
Jake: He’s half man, half bear, and half snow-man.

“Dear MFOL!, I often lay awake at night wondering what size of shoes bigfoot would wear if he wore shoes.” -Scott in Oregon, USA
“Dear Scott, our research, based on plaster casts made of his footprints, suggests that Bigfoot would wear size 24 extra wide or larger shoes. The difficulty would be to get Bigfoot to put on the rest of the clown costume and to then entertain crowds.” -MFOL! Somewhere in Cyberspace, The Universe
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Australia is home to the Yowie, a giant ape-like hairy creature with large feet. Yowies are sometimes described as giants of twelve feet in height, and at other times are described as dwarfish compared to humans. Yowie is possibly derived from the word Yahoo.

Martha: Have you heard about the Italian Sasquatch?
Stuart: Do you mean the Spaghetti-Yeti?
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“The natives of Australia . . . believe in . . . Yahoo . . . This being they describe as resembling a man . . . of nearly the same height . . . with long white hair hanging down from the head over the features . . . the arms as extraordinarily long, furnished at the extremities with great talons, and the feet turned backwards, so that, on flying from man, the imprint of the foot appears as if the being had travelled in the opposite direction. Altogether, they describe it as a hideous monster of an unearthly character and ape-like appearance.” -Robert Holden: quoting an 1842 European description of the Yahoo

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What if Bigfoot does not exist, but Big Footprints still do exist?
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“There is precious little in civilization to appeal to a yeti.” -Edmund Hillary (Edmund Percival Hillary (1919 - 2008))

Primate Monsters And Humanoid Monsters Facts
- Most primate monsters and humanoid monsters are scientifically classified as cryptids, or life forms whose existence has not been conclusively proven.
- Examples of primate monsters and humanoid monsters include bigfoot or sasquatch, yeti or man-bear, and perhaps even King Kong, the Creature from the Black Lagoon, werewolves, and Dracula.
- Bigfoot can grow up to fifteen feet, but commonly have just two.

Yeti, or the Abominable Snowman of the Himalayas, might be said to be Bigfoot’s Asian cousin. Another name for Yeti is Man-Bear, which makes sense considering that some people believe sightings of Yeti are actually bears standing on their hind legs. Bears are known to do this in order to get a bear’s-eye view of their surroundings.

“The reason I am hard to find is that I just want to be left alone to live my life.” -Yeti

Yowie: What is tall, hairy, lives in the Himalayas and does 500 sit-ups a day?
King Kong: The muscular Abdominal Snowman!
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Primate Monsters and Humanoid Monsters Quiz
- Is the plural of Bigfoot ‘Bigfeets’ or ‘Bigfoots’?
- Where is Bigfoot right now?
- How can you be sure that you are not Bigfoot?

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Primate Monsters and Humanoid Monsters Quiz Answers
- We don’t know the answers to any of the above questions.

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Question: Has any man ever proven the existence of Bigfoot?
Answer: Not yeti hasn’t.

“The name Bigfoot should belong to whatever creature has the biggest foot, and if that turns out to be elephants, then elephants are the real Bigfoot.” -David Hugh Beaumont (born 1966)
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Harmony: Have you seen Bigfoot?
Melody: No . . . not Yeti!

Bigfoot, who are you?

Are Bigfoot, Yeti, Yowie, and other primate monsters and humanoid monsters real? Possibly all of these creatures are only persistent hoaxes perpetuated by a tiny number of people for a very tiny benefit to themselves, such as heightening their story-teller status, promoting works of fiction, or selling souvenirs to tourists. However, every person is free to decide for him or herself whether to believe or not believe in them.

Say this tongue twister aloud three times: How much squash could a Sasquatch squish, if a Sasquatch could squish squash?
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“We haven’t seen any new pictures of bigfoot in a while. We hope he’s okay.” -Author Unknown

We are MFOL! . . . and if you plan to go out into the world to hunt for strange creatures, just remember, strange creatures may also be out there hunting, too . . .

Ghosts And Apparitions

10/7/2025

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There is no such thing as ghosts . . . there is no such thing as ghosts . . . there are no such things as ghosts . . . aa-aaa-aaaah-aaa-aa! It’s a ghost! Run! Run! Run!
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Overheard: During the day, I do not believe in ghosts, but at night, I am a little more open-minded!

“I just show up. Whether people are scared or not, that’s their choice.” -David Hugh Beaumont (born 1966): “On Being a Ghost”
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Edith: What should you do when you see a ghost?
Edwin: Hope the ghost does not see you!

“If one door closes and another one opens, your house is probably haunted.” -Author Unknown: parody of a quotation by Helen Keller

Flora: How does a ghost unlock a door?
Fauna: It uses a spoo-key.

Melba: When do ghost cows appear?
Colby: During a full Moo-oo-oon!
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“The house ghost is usually a harmless and well-meaning creature. It is put up with as long as possible. It brings good luck to those who live with it.” -William Butler Yeats (1865 - 1939): “The Celtic Twilight” (1902), page 32

Horace: When do ghosts usually appear?
Horatio: Just before someone screams.
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Questionable Ghosts and Apparitions Facts
- Ghosts seem to want to be noticed.
- When a ghost is present, people may feel a chill or a cold sensation.
- Ghosts may appear as mists or vapors.
- Ghosts can make clearly audible sounds as well as very faint, barely discernable sounds.
- Other words for ghost include apparition, disembodied soul, phantom, and spirit.
- Ghosts, just as with people, come in many different types: good, bad, friendly, humorless, mischievous, unfriendly, polite, rude, and so forth.
- Most ghosts cannot hurt people; however, people can injure themselves if they panic and hurry to get away from them.
- Ghosts sometimes hang out in groups with other ghosts.
- Ghosts make friends with other ghosts from different eras.
- Ghosts that lived hundreds of years ago can keep up with recent trends.
- A ghost is behind you right now - just kidding!

Elaine: Why did the ghost cross the road?
Eileen: To get to the other side - the spirit side!
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Spirits can become more active at night, possibly due to reduced electronic disturbances from appliances and other devices, which compete with or drown out ghostly apparitions. For this reason, you are more likely to sense ghostly presences when televisions and washing machines are not in use and your house is quiet.

Bertie: Where do ghosts get their mail?
Gertie: At the ghost office.
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Ghosts appear in four of William Shakespeare’s plays: “Julius Caesar,” “Richard III,” “Hamlet,” and “Macbeth.”

Carla: What did the little ghost order at the restaurant?
Marla: Spookghetti.
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If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, then why do they not fall through floors?

Chuck: What is a ghosts favorite dessert?
Berry: Boo-berry pie.

Little Ghost

I saw a little ghost.
     He saw me, too.
I said, “Hi!”
     And he said, “Boo!”

By Author Unknown
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Phasmophobia is a persistent fear of ghosts or of phantoms. People with the phobia may fear going into empty houses or dark spaces, react with alarm to strange and unexplained noises, and have a strong opposition to watching ghost movies. ‘Phasmo’ is Greek for ‘apparition’ or ‘phantom’ and ‘phobia’ is Greek for ‘fear.’ Phasmophobia is also referred to as spectrophobia.

Clarence: What do ghosts put on their bagels?
Terrance: Scream cheese!
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“Eventually scientists will discover something that explains ghosts, just like they discovered electricity, which explained lightning, and it might be something about people’s brains, or something about the Earth’s magnetic field, or it might be some new force altogether. And then ghosts won’t be mysteries. They will be like electricity and rainbows and nonstick frying pans.” -Mark Haddon (born 1962)

Tables Turned

The ghost of bold Ned Kelly
     came to haunt my Auntie Nellie,
but when it saw her in the light
     it was the ghost that got the fright.

By Michael Dugan (1947 - 2006)
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Danielle: What do ghosts like for dessert?
Daniel: I-scream!

Michelle: What do ghosts like on top of their I-scream?
Marcel: Whipped scream and boo-scaries!

Marilyn: What kind of necktie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
Monroe: A boo-tie.
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Don’t be frightened, because underneath the bedsheets, there are probably just some . . . terrifying ghosts . . . run . . . wait, don’t run, walk, so that you don’t trip and fall!

“I was terrified of ghosts when I was little, so my mom told me I could vacuum them up, and made me clean the house, telling me I was getting rid of them.” -Author Unknown
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Al: What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Lex: Boo-berries.

Have you ever heard your name spoken when no one is around? It could be that a ghost is trying to get your attention . . . spooky!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freighter.
Freighter, who?
Freighter ghosts, are you?
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Ghosts are said to leave behind certain scents, such as that of perfume, and to like the smell of lemons.

Ghosts are said to have a sense of humor and to love to hear humans laugh.
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Rachelle: What is cold, see-through, and says, ‘Boo?’
Raquel: A ghost!

Animals seem to be able to sense ghosts or spirits, and that is why they may sometimes be seen staring intensely at what appears to be nothing, perhaps even showing signs of being ‘spooked,’ such as barking, hissing, whimpering, moving erratically, or acting frightened of something undetected by human senses.
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Bob: Do ghosts make good pets?
Rob: Only if they are housebroken.

Children are more likely to see ghosts than adults are, and children may perceive ghosts as being their ‘imaginary friends.’

Rob: What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Roy: Answer: Boo-boos.
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A noisy, troublesome ghost is known as a ’poltergeist,’ a word derived from the German words ‘poltern’ meaning to ‘create a disturbance’ and ‘geist’ meaning ‘ghost.’ These entities are pranksters who use their ghostly energies to move things and make noises. For example, they can cause objects to levitate, or make sounds such as door-knocking and chain-rattling.

Ghosts seem to be more active at night and in dark places, possibly because it takes less effort for them to manifest, or appear, in those conditions.
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Rebecca: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Barbara: Mali-boo.

Wendell: What is the first thing a ghost does when she gets into a car?
Kendall: She boo-ckles her seatbelt.
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Ghosts like to climb up and down stairs and walk in hallways. Perhaps they can only manifest themselves in the physical world by motion or exertion (effort).

Ghost: I hear you have a new ghoul friend.
Vampire: Yes, it was love at first fright.
Ghost: It’s no wonder. She’s so boo-tiful.
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Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) may have postulated a scientific basis for the existence of ghosts. Since energy cannot be created or destroyed, but can only change form, could life-force energy manifest in ghostly form beyond a physical life?

Nellie: Why did the mommy ghost take her ghost child to the doctor?
Kelly: She was worried because he was in such good spirits.
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Oscar: Why did the game warden ticket the ghost?
Carla: He was haunting without a license.

“So that’s the ghost you’ve been running from.” -Nicholas Sparks (Nicholas Charles Sparks (born 1965)): “The Notebook” (1996) at https://nicholassparks.com/
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“Ghost, noun: The outward and visible sign of an inward fear.” -Ambrose Bierce (Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce (1842 - 1914)): “The Cynic's Dictionary” (1906); later republished as “The Devil's Dictionary” (1911)

Three Little Ghosts

Three little ghosts on Halloween night
     Saw a witch and shrieked in fright
The witch just laughed and shouted, “Boo!”
     One ghost ran home and then there were two.
Two little ghosts who shiver and shook
     With every single step they took.
When the door opened wide
     One little ghost said to the other . . .
I’m going home and stay with my mother.
One little ghost can’t have much fun,
     so he ran home, and then there were none.

By Author Unknown
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Gail: I have never seen a ghost.
Mel: They’re pretty picky about who they choose to haunt.

Pat: What did the ghost say to the flying reindeer?
Rick: “I’d have a boo Christmas without you.”
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“Those who believe in ghosts always see them.” -Charles V. Roman

Ghosts are often protective of the places they haunt, and may even jealously guard the individuals and families in those places - if they are not trying to drive them away.
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Shelia: What sport is popular with ghosts?
Ophelia: Shadow boxing.

“Some perceived hauntings may in fact be ‘residual occurrences,’ or past events that replay themselves over and over, like the echoes of a sound or the ripples made by a disturbance in a pond. History very much tends to repeat itself in this kind of scenario. History very much tends to repeat itself in this kind of scenario. History very much tends to repeat itself in this kind of scenario.” -David Hugh Beaumont (born 1966)
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Ghosts
glide across the
golden grass gathering
goblins and grabbing
grasshoppers.
They giggle and glide
above
the ground.
-Author Unknown

Meredith: What did the mother ghost tell her baby ghost at the dinner table?
Merry: “No goblin the food.”
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Ghosts And Apparitions Quiz
- What does a ghost look like?
- Have you ever seen a ghost?
- Have you ever heard a ghost?
- Have you ever felt the presence of a ghost?
- Is it harmful to believe in ghosts?
- Do plants have ghosts?
- Do animals have ghosts?
- Do you know any ghost stories?
- Would a ghost make a good pet or friend?
- What should you do if you see a ghost?

Some ghosts never sleep, so if you hear a strange whisper in your ear while you are sleeping, it may be a ghost.
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Earl: Where do parent ghosts send their little girls?
Pearl: To all-ghouls schools.

Ghosts often do not seem to know that they are not living persons. They may even exist in a permanent state of confusion, almost as if they are imprisoned in a dream from which they cannot awaken. Many ghosts are happy, but some appear to be experiencing emotional pain. Some ghosts retain all of the memories and emotions of being alive, while other ghosts seem to have forgotten everything, as though in a state of amnesia.
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Amber: Why did the ghost cross the road?
Cole: It was a poultry-gheist.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A ghost boo.
A ghost boo, who?
I’m sorry, please don’t cry, I didn’t mean to scare you.
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Ronald: What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Donald: “Do you believe in people?”

Erma: What does a mother ghost say to her child when they get into the car?
Ernie: “Fasten your sheet-belt!”
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Elmer: What goes, “Boo, putty, putty, putty, boo, putty, putty, putty”?
Marla: A ghost replacing a broken window.

If you like having a ghost around, say something nice to it, like: “You are really spooktacular and truly great at haunting.” If you find being haunted bothersome, simply ask the ghost to leave, as they often will do just as they are asked. Say something like, “I know you are here but you are scaring me, please leave.”
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Jenny: What happens when a ghost disappears into the fog?
Lenny: He is mist.

Penny: What haunts your house and clucks?
Henny: A poultry-gheist!
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Cece: What does a haunted house not need?
Bebe: A living room.

Bella: Do all ghosts live in haunted houses?
Stella: No, some ghosts live inside clothes dryers, and steal people’s socks just for fun!
Bella: Aaaahhhh!
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Helen: What is a little ghost’s favorite game?
Ellen: Hide-and-Shriek.

During American Woodrow Wilson’s presidency, his wife Edith Wilson ordered the gardeners to dig up Dolly Madison’s prized rose garden. It is said that Dolly Madison’s spirit showed up and put such a fear of ghosts into the workmen that they fled without turning over a single shovel-full of the soil. The garden still continues to bloom, having been in place for about two centuries now.
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Igor: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
Victoria: Mas-scare-a.

Cell phones spook ghosts. According to an expert in England, mobile phones are making ghosts disappear. Tony Cornell, of the Society for Psychical Research, told the British “Sunday Express” newspaper that reports of ghost sightings had begun to decline when mobile phones were first introduced. “Ghost sightings have remained consistent for centuries,” said Cornell, of Cambridge in Eastern England. “But with the introduction of mobile phones fifteen years ago, ghost sightings began to decline to the point where now we are receiving none.” Apparently, paranormal events, which some scientists put down to unusual electrical activity, could be drowned out by the electronic noise produced by phone calls and text messages.
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Curby: Why would ghosts not want to lie?
Kelsey: Because you can see right through them.

Todd: What do you get when you cross a ghost and an elephant?
Maude: A great big nothing.
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Elva: What is a ghost’s favorite mode of transportation?
Myra: A scareplane.

Millie: Why do ghosts find it difficult to live in haunted houses?
Mildred: Because ghosts are not alive, and therefore cannot ‘live’ anywhere, silly.
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Millions of spiritual creatures walk the Earth
Unseen, both when we wake and when we sleep.
-John Milton (1608 - 1674): “Paradise Lost” (1667), lines 677 and 678

Green Ghost: I am really excited, because I just got a new job.
Blue Ghost: What do you do?
Green Ghost: I’m haunting old man Fergusson’s house!
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Ghost: Boo . . . did I scare you?
Haunted House Visitor: No.
Ghost: Well then . . . I’ll keep practicing.

Spirits can manifest in various ways, including orbs, streaks of light, dark shadows, mists, and strange blurs. Full-body apparitions are possible, but are said to be rare.
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Benjamin: What is spooky and scares people - but is also nervous and jumpy?
Franklin: A ghost that is afraid of ghosts!

Ebony: Why was the ghost so excited?
Blanche: Because it was high-spirited.
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“The important question is not, ‘Do you believe in ghosts?’ but ‘Do ghosts believe in you?’” -David Hugh Beaumont (born 1966): “On Being a Ghost”

Laddie: What game do baby ghosts like to play?
Lassie: Peek-a-Boo!
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Lars: Where do ghosts go fishing?
Darcy: Lake Erie!

Jimmy: What is a ghost’s favorite kind of music?
Jeremy: Haunting melodies.
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Things Are Watching You

11/1/2022

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The Macabre

7/25/2019

Warning: Not for the faint of heart . . . turn back now!

When the Spider Met the Elevator

The itsy-bitsy spider
     Crawled up the elevator shaft
Down came the elevator
     And cut the spider in half.

by David Hugh Beaumont (inspired by the “Itsy-Bitsy Spider” song)

Doctor: I have bad news. You have a fatal disease.
Patient: How long do I have to live, doctor?
Doctor: Ten.
Patient: Ten what?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven . . .

Epitaphs

Here lies what’s left of little Jimmy Burdette -
     He never read the directions to his chemistry set.
Here lies the body of Captain M. Moat -
     He should have fixed that hole in his boat.
Here lies the body of Darcy Dators -
     Her big mistake was feeding those gators.
Here lies the body of Jolly Aunt Gert -
     She should have said no to that tenth dessert.
Here lies the body of Joshua Green -
     Last seen working the sausage machine.
Here lies the body of Jenny Paine -
     She almost learned how to fly a plane.

by Marc Brown

Doctor: I have good news and bad news; which do you want first?
Patient: The bad news.
Doctor: Your condition is fatal.
Patient: That is terrible - what is the good news?
Doctor: They are going to give you the honor of naming it after you.

Treat your friends and family to food that is almost too scary to eat - on a horror movie night! Serve with chilled tomato juice.

The Purist

I give you now Professor Twist,
     A conscientious scientist.
Trustees exclaimed, “He never bungles!”
     And sent him off to distant jungles.
Camped on a tropic riverside,
     One day he missed his loving bride.
She had, the guide informed him later,
     Been eaten by an alligator.
Professor Twist could not but smile.
     “You mean,” he said, “a crocodile.”

by Ogden Nash

Winston: “Heard you buried your wife, old chap.”
Gilliam: “Had to. Dead, you know.”

Gina

Here lies the body of a girl named Gina,
Who bought a brand new vacuum cleaner.
     She got in the way
     Of its suction one day -
Since then no one has seen her.

by Author Unknown

Macabre (məˈkäbrə), adjective. Disturbingly referring to or depicting death or injury, as in art or literature; gruesome.

The Optimist

The optimist fell ten stories,
     And at each window bar
He shouted to the folks inside:
     “Doing all right so far!”

by Author Unknown

Pie Problem

If I eat one more piece of pie, I’ll die!
     If I can’t have one more piece of pie, I’ll die!
So since it’s all decided I must die,
     I might as well have one more piece of pie.
Mmmm - Oooh - My!
     Chomp - Gulp - ’Bye!

by Shel Silverstein

Once upon a time, there were three children named Petal, Feather, and Fridge. Petal asked, “Mom, why is my name Petal?” to which she replied, “Because a flower petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born.” Feather asked, “Mom, why is my name Feather?” to which she replied, “Because a bird feather was the first thing to fall on you when you were born.” Fridge said, “Herp derp dur,” to which Fridge’s mother replied, “Because a refrigerator was the first thing to fall on you when you were born.”

More Stew

In the village of Jingamafloo,
They don’t look at the world like we do.
     When a gentleman dies
     His dear wife shouts, “Surprise!
Now we’ll all get a little more stew.”

by Graham Lester

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, you might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have twenty-four hours to live.
Patient: Twenty-four hours! That is terrible! What could be worse? What is the very bad news?
Doctor: I have been trying to reach you since yesterday.

Freddy

Here is the story
Of Freddy, my friend,
Who ran out into the traffic,
And that is the end.

by Dennis Lee

Cleaning out the aviary at a run-down zoo, the keeper found two finches that had passed away of old age. He picked them up and placed them in a sack. After cleaning the cage, he put the sack in his wheelbarrow and moved on to the next cage. When he reached the primate cage, he found two chimps that had also passed away from natural causes. “Waste not, want not,” he said, as put them in the sack with the finches. Later, at feeding time, he flipped the dead animals from the sack and into the lion’s cage. “No!” roared the lion. “Not finch and chimps again!”

Little Willie

Little Willie was a chemist.
What he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4,
And now Little Willie
Is no more.

by Author Unknown

When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A few days later, the village idiot was walking through the cemetery and heard strange noises coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the village idiot ran and got the constable to come and listen to it. The constable bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the constable ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh . . . the Sixth . . . the Fifth . . .” Suddenly, the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”

Overheard: I went to the doctor the other day. He examined my head and said it appears they are going to have to amputate.

Yummy - assorted creepy-crawlies pizza toppings!

Ruthless Rhyme

Poor Grandma’s hair hung all awry,
     So we washed it during days of heat,
Then hung her upside-down to dry
     On the clothes-line by her stockinged feet.

by J. A. Lindon

“I went to the doctor today. He said I had two weeks to live. I said ‘Can I have the second week in August and the first in November?’” -Tommy Cooper, British comedian

Grandpapa

Grandpapa fell down a drain;
     Couldn’t scramble out again.
Now he’s floating down the sewer -
     There’s one grandpapa the fewer.

by Harry Graham

This is the kind of stuff that could really make a person’s skin crawl - well just look at that, there goes our skin, crawling away again. We will be back right after we catch our skin and put it back on. In the meantime, further silliness awaits you . . . just continue creeping down the page . . .

Is This the Horrible Ending?

7/20/2019

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