Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin, who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I would say hello!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange, who?
Orange you glad I came by?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee, who?
Honeybee a deer and open the door, please.
Knock, knock.
Who’s -
Interrupting cow - moo-oo-oo!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A bee.
A bee, who?
A bee, c, d, e, f, g . . .
Knock, knock!
It’s open - come on in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy, who?
Wendy red, red robin come bob, bob, bobbin’ along . . .
“Trouble knocked on the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.” -Benjamin Franklin (Benjamin ‘Ben’ Franklin (1706 - 1790))
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice, who?
Alice forgiven, please come home.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry, who?
Harry up and let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tyrone!
Tyrone, who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle, who?
Isabelle necessary on the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel, who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin, who?
Justin the neighborhood and thought I would say hello!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange, who?
Orange you glad I came by?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee, who?
Honeybee a deer and open the door, please.
Knock, knock.
Who’s -
Interrupting cow - moo-oo-oo!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A bee.
A bee, who?
A bee, c, d, e, f, g . . .
Knock, knock!
It’s open - come on in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy, who?
Wendy red, red robin come bob, bob, bobbin’ along . . .
“Trouble knocked on the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.” -Benjamin Franklin (Benjamin ‘Ben’ Franklin (1706 - 1790))
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alice.
Alice, who?
Alice forgiven, please come home.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry, who?
Harry up and let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tyrone!
Tyrone, who?
Tyrone shoelaces!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle, who?
Isabelle necessary on the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel, who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked.
The ‘doorbell’ was at one time a real bell, either mounted on the outside of a building next to a door or inside a building with one end of a cord tied to it and the other end of the cord fed through a hole near the door; a visitor would shake the bell or pull the cord to announce him or herself. While the first electric doorbell was invented by Joseph Henry in 1831, knocking on the door or doorframe with one’s knuckles still remains the most common method of announcing oneself. And, of course, when a door is open or there is no door, the holler often seems to work well enough.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Danielle.
Danielle, who?
Danielle so loud, I can hear you!
Sign: Doorbell Broken. Please Knock Or Shout ‘Ding-Dong’ Really Loud.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The electrician who has come to fix your broken doorbell.
Text your friend: “I’ve got a great knock-knock joke. Want to hear it?” When he or she texts back, “Yes,” reply, “Okay, you start.”
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice, who?
Candice be the last knock, knock joke?
Well, we all know the answer to that - not likely!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg, who?
Egg-cited to see me?
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock . . .
Now hang on a minute! Who’s there?
Charlie the Centipede.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen, who?
Eileen this way, Eileen that way.
National Knock-Knock Day is on 31 October of each year - wait, isn’t that Halloween Day? Why would anyone want to knock on a door on Halloween?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut, who?
Doughnut open the door - there are monsters everywhere!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys, who?
Gladys you and not another monster!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A little child who can’t reach the doorbell!
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Octopus!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Value.
Value, who?
Value be my Valentine?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mary Lee
Mary Lee, who?
Mary Lee we roll along.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee, who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee down the stream.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasture.
Pasture, who?
Pasture bedtime, isn’t it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobody!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Just a minute, and I’ll see.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Danielle.
Danielle, who?
Danielle so loud, I can hear you!
Sign: Doorbell Broken. Please Knock Or Shout ‘Ding-Dong’ Really Loud.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The electrician who has come to fix your broken doorbell.
Text your friend: “I’ve got a great knock-knock joke. Want to hear it?” When he or she texts back, “Yes,” reply, “Okay, you start.”
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice, who?
Candice be the last knock, knock joke?
Well, we all know the answer to that - not likely!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg, who?
Egg-cited to see me?
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock . . .
Now hang on a minute! Who’s there?
Charlie the Centipede.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eileen.
Eileen, who?
Eileen this way, Eileen that way.
National Knock-Knock Day is on 31 October of each year - wait, isn’t that Halloween Day? Why would anyone want to knock on a door on Halloween?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut, who?
Doughnut open the door - there are monsters everywhere!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys, who?
Gladys you and not another monster!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
A little child who can’t reach the doorbell!
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Octopus!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Value.
Value, who?
Value be my Valentine?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mary Lee
Mary Lee, who?
Mary Lee we roll along.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee, who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee down the stream.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasture.
Pasture, who?
Pasture bedtime, isn’t it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobody!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Just a minute, and I’ll see.
Doorknockers are typically made of iron, steel, or brass, and are raised and struck against a metal piece on a door to make a noise that lets someone inside know that a visitor is waiting outside.
Molly: What did the inventor of the door-knocker win?
Dolly: The ‘no bell’ prize!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there!
Luke!
Luke, who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water, who?
Water we waiting for? Let’s get on to the next knock-knock joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dakota.
Dakota, who?
Dakota fits fine, but the trousers are too long.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zeke.
Zeke, who?
Zeke and ye shall find . . .
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
You sure do get excited about knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gouda.
Gouda, who?
Gouda see you again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie, who?
Annie body home?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess, who?
Jess me and my shadow.
TSFTPOKKJ: The Society for the Proliferation of Knock-Knock Jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who, who?
Is there an owl in here?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Love.
Love, who?
Love you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ike.
Ike, who?
Ike can’t stop laughing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank, who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash, who?
No, thanks; I prefer peanuts.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore, who?
Adore is all that stands between us, my sweet!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Patty O.
Patty O, who?
Patty O’Furniture!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
House
House, who?
House it going?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben, who?
Ben ringing your doorbell for a while now.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shirley!
Shirley, who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, so I had to knock!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter, who?
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces.
We are MFOL! . . . and our knuckles are really sore from knocking on so many doors, so an entirely different article is coming up next . . .
Molly: What did the inventor of the door-knocker win?
Dolly: The ‘no bell’ prize!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there!
Luke!
Luke, who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Water.
Water, who?
Water we waiting for? Let’s get on to the next knock-knock joke!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dakota.
Dakota, who?
Dakota fits fine, but the trousers are too long.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zeke.
Zeke, who?
Zeke and ye shall find . . .
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
You sure do get excited about knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gouda.
Gouda, who?
Gouda see you again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie, who?
Annie body home?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess, who?
Jess me and my shadow.
TSFTPOKKJ: The Society for the Proliferation of Knock-Knock Jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who, who?
Is there an owl in here?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Love.
Love, who?
Love you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ike.
Ike, who?
Ike can’t stop laughing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank!
Tank, who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash, who?
No, thanks; I prefer peanuts.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore, who?
Adore is all that stands between us, my sweet!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Patty O.
Patty O, who?
Patty O’Furniture!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
House
House, who?
House it going?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben, who?
Ben ringing your doorbell for a while now.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shirley!
Shirley, who?
Shirley you must know me by now!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, so I had to knock!
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Waiter.
Waiter, who?
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces.
We are MFOL! . . . and our knuckles are really sore from knocking on so many doors, so an entirely different article is coming up next . . .