On this episode of Turtles Got Talent . . . Shelly Shelby demonstrates her bubble-balancing ability . . . Miss Shelby is a Red-Eared Slider Turtle, typically an inhabitant of aquatic habitats, and is fully accustomed to bubbles, having knowledge of such properties as their surface tension, temporal impermanence, and orbital velocities . . . most impressively, she has acquired all of this knowledge without spending even a single day in college! Yay, you go, Shelly!
