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Ireland

7/12/2019

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​Here we see rush hour traffic in Ireland . . .
 
God first made the world. God then made humankind: the Italians for their beauty, the French for their cuisine, the Welsh for their singing voices, the Germans for their engineering, the English for their civilizing influence . . . and on and on until He looked at what He had created and said, “This is all very well, but no one is having fun, so I will have to make the Irish.”
 
In surnames (family names or last names), O’ means ‘son of’ or ‘descendant of’ in Irish Gaelic, while Mac or Mc means ‘grandson of’ in Irish Gaelic.
 
You Must Never Bathe in Irish Stew
 
You must never bathe in an Irish Stew,
     It’s a most illogical thing to do.
But should you persist against my reasoning,
     Don’t fail to add the appropriate seasoning.
 
by Spike Milligan (Terence Alan ‘Spike’ Milligan (1918 - 2002))

Clancy: What do you think of my Irish stew?
Nancy: It could use a pinch of Gaelic.
 
In Ireland, lakes are called loughs (pronounced as ‘locks’).
 
“I was going,” said an Irishman, “over Westminster Bridge the other day, and I met Pat Hewins. Hewins,” says I, “how are you?” “Pretty well,” says he, “thank you, Donnelly.” “Donnelly!” says I, “that’s not my name.” “Faith, no more is mine Hewins,” says he. So we looked at each other again, and sure enough, it turned out to be neither of us.
 
The song “When Irish Eyes Are Smiling” (1912) was co-written by Chauncey Olcott and George Graff, Junior and set to music by Ernest Ball. George Graff, Junior was a German man who never visited Ireland in his entire life.
 
An officer stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, “Okay, pedestrians now!” Then he allowed the traffic to pass. He did this several times, and Gallagher was still standing on the sidewalk. After the officer had shouted, “Pedestrians!” for the tenth time, Gallagher approached him and said, “Is it not about time you let the Catholics across?”
 
“Céad Míle Fáilte!” [original Irish Gaelic]
“One Hundred Thousand Welcomes!” [English translation]
-Author Unknown: Irish slogan
 
Ronnie: What is Irish and sits on the lawn all summer?
Ronald: Paddy O’Furniture.
 
“A friend’s eye is a good mirror.” -Author Unknown: Irish proverb
 
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish!
Irish, who?
Irish you a happy Saint Patrick’s Day!

Two Irishmen hired an open cockpit airplane to fly over Dublin on Saint Patrick’s Day. As they were winging their way through the air, O’Toole turned to his friend Murphy and said, “Murphy, I’m going to fly upside down.” “O’Toole,” shouted Murphy, “don’t do that, we’ll fall out. “No we won’t, responded O’Toole, “I’ll still talk to you.”

Dublin’s Saint Patrick’s Day Parade
 
They say everyone loves a parade,
And the marchers are set and arrayed,
     Whether lass or laddy,
     They honored Saint Paddy,
The crowd? They all clapped and hoorayed!
 
by Author Unknown

“Beannachtam na Feile Padraig!” [original Irish Gaelic]
“Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!” [English translation]
-Author Unknown
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The shamrock, a type of low-growing clover with three-lobed leaves, is often associated with Ireland. Legend says that each leaf of the clover means something: the first is for hope, the second for faith, the third for love, and if you find a four-leaf clover, the fourth leaf is for luck.
 
Paddy and Mick were walking down the road, and Paddy had a bag of doughnuts. Paddy said to Mick, “If you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag, you can have them both.”
 
“May the enemies of Ireland never meet a friend.” -Author Unknown: Irish saying
 
Mrs. O’Leary
 
Mrs. Mary O’Leary did bake
A green-frosted shamrock cake
     For those dressed in blue
     Who protect me and you
And risk life and limb for our sake.
 
by Author Unknown
 
Molly: What would you get if you crossed an Irish leprechaun with a Texan?
Dolly: A pot of chili at the end of the rainbow!
 
The term ‘boycott’ comes from the Irishman Captain James Boycott.
 
Amy: Why did the Irishman cross the road?
Amelia: Because there was a leprechaun on the other side with a pot of gold.
 
An Irish Blessing
 
May the road rise up to meet you
May the wind be always at your back
May the Sun shine warm upon your face
And rains fall softly upon your fields
And until we meet again
May the Good Lord hold you
In the hollow of his hand.
 
by Author Unknown
 
“A trade not properly learned is an enemy.” -Author Unknown: Irish proverb
 
Al: How can you tell when a leprechaun is having a good time?
Bert: He will be ‘Dublin’ over with laughter.
 
“You’re not as young as you used to be. But you’re not as old as you’re going to be.” -Author Unknown: Irish saying
 
Concerning bagpipes, the Irish invented them and gave them to the Scots as a joke, and the Scots haven’t caught on to the joke yet.
 
Some time ago, an American spy was sent to a small town in Ireland to pick up some top-secret documents from a spy with the last name of Murphy. The American’s instructions were to walk around town and stop in all the cafes, pubs, and shops until he found him. The American would find the spy by using a special secret phrase that only the spy would recognize. The American soon found himself on the way to the town. Walking on a deserted country road, he approached a farmer. “Hello,” the American said. “I’m looking for a man named Murphy.” “Well, you have certainly come to the right place,” the farmer said. “In the village over the hill, nearly everybody is named Murphy. The owner of the local pub is named Murphy, the schoolteacher is named Murphy, the butcher is named Murphy, and the barber is named Murphy. Indeed, I myself am named Murphy.” Aha! the American agent thought to himself, here’s the man I’m looking for. He’s disguised as a farmer. So the American said, “The eye of the Sun is burning bright over the lakes of Dublin, and colleens are dancing in the streets.” “Oh,” said the farmer. “It is Murphy the spy you’re seeking - he lives just down the road from here in the opposite direction.”
 
The longest place name in Ireland is Muckanaghederdauhaulia in County Galway.
 
Couples in Ireland could marry legally in Teltown, County Meath on Saint Brigid’s Day (1 February there), as recently as the 1920’s, by simply walking towards each other. If the marriage failed, they could ‘divorce’ by walking away from each other at the same spot, on Saint Brigid’s day of the following year. The custom was a holdover from old Irish Brehon laws, which allowed temporary marriage contracts.
 
“May the Good Lord take a liking to you, but not too soon!” -Author Unknown: Irish saying
 
“I’ll have the fish and chips twice,” announced O’Driscoll. “Very well,” said the shopkeeper. “The fish won’t be long.” “Then they’d better be fat,” suggested O’Driscoll.
 
There were more than 4.75 million people living in Ireland as of July 2013. However, there are more Irish people living outside of Ireland than inside the country. The Irish are prone to wander about, perhaps in search of the ever-elusive leprechaun’s pot of gold said to be at the end of some rainbow.
 
At the height of the gulf wars, the well-known firefighter Red Adair was called upon to go out to the gulf and put out the oil rig fires. On his way, his plane landed in Ireland for an overnight stop, so Red took advantage and visited an eatery to try the local cuisine. Two old Irish boys witnessed him walk in and one said to the other, “Isn’t that Red Adair?” The other replied, “No.” The old boy then said, “I’m sure it is - and I’m so sure that will bet you the usual if I’m wrong.” The doubting one said, “Alrighty, then,” and they both went over to Red and one said, “Are you Red Adair?” to which Red said he was. The doubting Irishman said, “Are you still dancing with Ginger Rogers?”
 
“A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor’s book.” -Author Unknown: Irish proverb
 
To be sure, Prawo Jazdy is a slippery fellow. He’s wanted for fifty different driving offenses all over Ireland. Now, Prawo is clever because every time he is booked for an offense, his driver’s license has a different address. All the Gardaì in Ireland have a different theory about how this ‘Scarlet Pimpernel’ escapes the clutches of the law. Finally, the penny dropped: ‘Prawo Jardy’ is not a Hungarian name, but the Polish words for ‘Driving License.’ The Garda had caught 53 different Polish drivers, but thought they were dealing with the same man. Naturally, the Polish community in Ireland is having a good laugh about Mr. Prawo Jazdy. (Garda is the Irish police force; it also means one police officer. Gardaì is the plural; it means more than one police officer.)
 
Ireland Facts
- Ireland is called Éire in Irish Gaelic and is also known as the Republic of Ireland and informally as ‘The Emerald Isle.’
- Citizens of Ireland are called ‘Irish.’
- The capital city of Ireland is Dublin, where more than one-fourth of the country’s population resides.
- Other Irish cities of note include Cork, Limerick, and Galway.
- Ireland covers five-sixths of the island of the same name; the remaining one-sixth of the island is Northern Ireland, which is part of the United Kingdom.
- Irish, or specifically, Irish Gaelic, is the country’s first official language; however, English is the second official language, and is more commonly used.
- The Celtic harp is the national symbol of Ireland.
 
“If you do not sow in the Spring, you will not reap in the Autumn.” -Author Unknown: Irish proverb

What is the Blarney Stone? Legend would have it be half the Stone of Scone over which long-ago Scottish Kings were crowned. The actual Blarney Stone is perched high up in the battlements of Blarney Castle at Blarney Village, about 8 kilometers (5 miles) outside the city of Cork, Ireland. The block of bluestone was given to Cormac McCarthy by Robert the Bruce in 1314, in recognition of his support in the Battle of Bannockburn. In 1446, the stone was built into the castle’s battlements as a permanent feature. Today, the castle is a popular tourist site, attracting visitors from all over the world who come to tour the castle and its gardens. According to legend, kissing the stone endows a person with the gift of gab. The word ‘blarney’ itself has come to mean clever or flattering talk, as ‘blarney (blahr-nee), noun: Empty words, double-talk, fabrication, nonsense.’
 
Ireland has had its own Olympics since the Bronze Age, called the Tailteann Games.
 
The Irish
 
Leprechauns, castles,
Good luck and laughter;
Lullabies, dreams,
And love ever after.
Poems and songs
With pipes and drums;
A thousand welcomes
When anyone comes . . .
That’s the Irish for you!
 
by Author Unknown
 
“Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy.” -William Butler Yeats (1865 - 1939)
 
An Irishman, by the name of O’Malley proposed to his girl on Saint Patrick’s Day. He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweler. He took one look at it and saw it wasn’t real. The young lass, upon learning it was not real, returned to her future husband. She protested vehemently about his cheapness. “In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day,” he smiled, “I gave you a sham rock.”
 
“If you’re lucky enough to be Irish, you’re lucky enough!” -Author Unknown: Irish saying
 
Paddy and Mick were walking past a wood yard when they spotted a notice reading, “Tree Fellers Wanted.” “That’s a shame,” said Paddy, “as there are only two of us.”
 
One of the most popular radio shows in rural Ireland is still the weekly broadcast of local obituaries. But his radio was broken, and so Gallagher opened the morning newspaper - and was dumbfounded to read his name in the obituary column! He quickly phoned his friend Finley. “Did you see the paper?” asked Gallagher. “They say I am deceased!” “Yes, I saw it,” replied Finley. “Where are you calling from?”

“That’s the Irish people all over - they treat a joke as a serious thing, and a serious thing as a joke.” -Sean O’Casey (1880 - 1964)
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​The Celtic cross is a centuries old symbol of Irish Christianity, and the Celtic knot symbolizes that which has no beginning and no ending and which cannot be undone. In the picture shown above, the symbols are melded into one.
 
May the luck of the Irish be with you!
 
“Ireland is rich in literature that understands a soul’s yearnings, and dancing that understands a happy heart.” -Margaret Jackson

Irish novelists have made major contributions to world literature; famous writers include Jonathan Swift (“Gulliver’s Travels”), Bram Stoker (“Dracula”), and James Joyce (“Ulysses”). Some of Ireland’s other famous folks include Michael Fassbender, actor Pierce Brosnan, Cillian Murphy, and Colin Farrell.

“It is Ireland’s sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness.” -Kenneth Tynan: as quoted in the “Observer” (27 May 1956)
 
D’ye ha’ a-hankerin’ f’mo? Visit the Irish tourism website at www.Ireland.com. Be sure to mention you found them through www.MakeFunOfLife.net, where everything is funner - our English is atrocious . . . perhaps we had better go back to grunts and whistles, or stick to Gaelic, which rolls off the tongue like the good Earth’s sweet honey.
 
The Irish eat more chocolate than Americans, Swedes, Danes, French, and Italians do, per person. Let’s move to Ireland straightaway and open a candy shop!
 
Billy called Paddy in Dublin and asked for the quickest way to Cork. Paddy said, “Are you on foot or in a car?” Billy said, “In a car.” Paddy said, “That’s the quickest way.”
 
“Maybe it’s bred in the bone, but the sound of pipes is a little bit of Heaven to some of us.” -Nancy O’Keefe
 
When Erin first rose from the dark swelling flood,
     God bless’d the green island and saw it was good;
The em’rald of Europe, it sparkled and shone,
     In the ring of the world the most precious stone.
-William Drennan
 
This is ‘MFOL!’ . . . reminding the world to do as the Irish and ‘Make Fun O’Life!’
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