After a 2-month pause in service, the Economical Elephant Car Wash reopened today. The service had been temporarily closed after four elephants went on a mad rampage and smashed every pumpkin in farmer Geoffrey A. Gordon’s fields and then stampeded to a nearby candy store where they snacked on family sized bags of caramelized buttery popcorn and ginger ale. Those elephants have been sent back to live at the wild animal park, and new elephants have been brought in to replace them. According to owner Jezz Derrek, the best part is that elephants work cheap, so grab a bag of peanuts, get in your car, and come on down to the environmentally acceptable E. E. C. W.
