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​Robinson Crusoe
 
     The night was thick and hazy
     When the Piccadilly Daisy
Carried down the crew and captain in the sea;
     And I think the water drowned ’em,
     For they never, never found ’em,
And I know they didn’t come ashore with me.
 
     Oh! ‘twas very sad and lonely
     When I found myself the only
Population on this cultivated shore;
     But I’ve made a little tavern
     In a rocky little cavern,
And I sit and watch for people at the door.
 
     I spent no time in looking
     For a girl to do my cooking,
As I’m quite a clever hand at making stews;
     But I had that fellow Friday
     Just to keep the tavern tidy,
And to put a Sunday polish on my shoes.
 
     I have a little garden
     That I’m cultivating lard in,
As the things I eat are rather tough and dry;
     For I live on toasted lizards,
     Prickly pears, and parrot gizzards,
And I’m really very fond of beetle-pie.
 
     The clothes I had were furry,
     And it made me fret and worry
When I found the moths were eating off the hair;
     And I had to scrape and sand ’em,
     And I boiled
em and I tanned ’em,
Till I got the fine morocco suit I wear.
 
     I sometimes seek diversion
     In a family excursion
With the few domestic animals you see;
     And we take along a carrot
     As refreshments for the parrot,
And a little can of jungleberry tea.
 
     Then we gather as we travel
     Bits of moss and dirty gravel,
And we chip off little specimens of stone;
     And we carry home as prizes
     Funny bugs of handy sizes,
Just to give the day a scientific tone.
 
     If the roads are wet and muddy
     We remain at home and study, -
For the Goat is very clever at a sum, -
     And the Dog, instead of fighting,
     Studies ornamental writing,
While the Cat is taking lessons on the drum.
 
     We retire at eleven,
     And we rise again at seven;
And I wish to call attention as I close,
     To the fact that all the scholars
     Are correct about their collars,
And particular in turning out their toes.
 
By Charles E. Carryl
 
Charles Edward Carryl was born on 30 December 1841 in New York, United States of America. He was married to Mary Wetmore in 1869. He became a businessman, a stockbroker, and a writer of children’s literature. Charles Edward Carryl passed on at 78 years of age on 3 July 1920.
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