Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chuck Norris stories.
“Running from your fear can be more painful than facing it, for better or worse.” -Chuck Norris
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It is considered a great accomplishment to go over Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
“If you want to accomplish anything in life, you can’t just sit back and hope it will happen. You’ve got to make it happen.” -Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you do.
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Carlos Ray ‘Chuck’ Norris was born on 10 March 1940. He became an American Martial Artist and has been 6-times World Black Belt Karate Champion and an actor. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a Martial Artist and founded his own Martial Arts school, called Chun Kuk Do. Mr. Norris has appeared in several action movies.
“People have a hard time believing that, but not having a father around, being shy, I just never participated in sports much.” -Chuck Norris
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There once was a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has appeared in a number of action films, such as “Way of the Dragon” in which he starred alongside Bruce Lee, and he was The Cannon Group’s leading talent in the 1980’s. He acted the starring role in the television series “Walker, Texas Ranger” from 1993 to 2001.
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“My whole goal in my film career is to project a positive image on the screen, that I hope people will enjoy watching.” -Chuck Norris
“I’m a people’s actor, not a critics’ actor, and I always have been.” -Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once built a spaceship out of a paperclip and flew it to Jupiter.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn’t dodge the Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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“Good morals lead to good laws.” -Chuck Norris
When it is raining, Chuck Norris does not need an umbrella. The raindrops avoid him.
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Chuck Norris never has to balance his household budget. One look from Chuck, and it balances itself.
Chuck Norris was the first westerner to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master in Taekwondo. He also has black belts in Judo, Brazilian Ju-Jitsu, and Tang Soo Do.
“Running from your fear can be more painful than facing it, for better or worse.” -Chuck Norris
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It is considered a great accomplishment to go over Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
“If you want to accomplish anything in life, you can’t just sit back and hope it will happen. You’ve got to make it happen.” -Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can clap with one hand.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you do.
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Carlos Ray ‘Chuck’ Norris was born on 10 March 1940. He became an American Martial Artist and has been 6-times World Black Belt Karate Champion and an actor. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a Martial Artist and founded his own Martial Arts school, called Chun Kuk Do. Mr. Norris has appeared in several action movies.
“People have a hard time believing that, but not having a father around, being shy, I just never participated in sports much.” -Chuck Norris
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There once was a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has appeared in a number of action films, such as “Way of the Dragon” in which he starred alongside Bruce Lee, and he was The Cannon Group’s leading talent in the 1980’s. He acted the starring role in the television series “Walker, Texas Ranger” from 1993 to 2001.
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“My whole goal in my film career is to project a positive image on the screen, that I hope people will enjoy watching.” -Chuck Norris
“I’m a people’s actor, not a critics’ actor, and I always have been.” -Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once built a spaceship out of a paperclip and flew it to Jupiter.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn’t dodge the Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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“Good morals lead to good laws.” -Chuck Norris
When it is raining, Chuck Norris does not need an umbrella. The raindrops avoid him.
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Chuck Norris never has to balance his household budget. One look from Chuck, and it balances itself.
Chuck Norris was the first westerner to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master in Taekwondo. He also has black belts in Judo, Brazilian Ju-Jitsu, and Tang Soo Do.
Become a better you! Chuck Norris wants you to get in shape and lose weight and become more confidant, all through an intense, dedicated program of Martial Arts, which is the training of both mind and body.
Chuck Norris can tell you how to get to Sesame Street.
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Chuck Norris has never worn glasses in his life. If he can’t see it, then it doesn’t exist.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg when somebody yells, “Last one there is a rotten egg!”
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
“People whine, ‘I haven’t succeeded because I haven’t had the breaks.’ You create your own breaks.” -Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can start a fire with an ice cube.
Chuck Norris can eat rice using only one chopstick.
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Carlos Ray ‘Chuck’ Norris, Junior was born on 10 March 1940. He became an American Martial Artist and has been 6-times World Black Belt Karate Champion and an actor. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a Martial Artist and founded his own Martial Arts school, called Chun Kuk Do. Mr. Norris has appeared in several action films. As a result of his ‘tough guy’ image, an internet phenomenon began in 2005 known as Chuck Norris facts, ascribing various implausible or even impossible feats to Mr. Norris.
Vera: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Harvey: Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.
“Karate is the best thing you can do for your child.” -Chuck Norris
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“Martial arts was really the first thing in my life that I followed through on and accomplished a degree of proficiency for.” -Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris is ‘The best a man can get.’
“Whatever luck I had, I made. I was never a natural athlete, but I paid my dues in sweat and concentration and took the time necessary to learn karate and become world champion.” -Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can tell you how to get to Sesame Street.
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Chuck Norris has never worn glasses in his life. If he can’t see it, then it doesn’t exist.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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When Chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.
Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg when somebody yells, “Last one there is a rotten egg!”
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
“People whine, ‘I haven’t succeeded because I haven’t had the breaks.’ You create your own breaks.” -Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can start a fire with an ice cube.
Chuck Norris can eat rice using only one chopstick.
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Carlos Ray ‘Chuck’ Norris, Junior was born on 10 March 1940. He became an American Martial Artist and has been 6-times World Black Belt Karate Champion and an actor. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a Martial Artist and founded his own Martial Arts school, called Chun Kuk Do. Mr. Norris has appeared in several action films. As a result of his ‘tough guy’ image, an internet phenomenon began in 2005 known as Chuck Norris facts, ascribing various implausible or even impossible feats to Mr. Norris.
Vera: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Harvey: Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, because no one fools Chuck Norris.
“Karate is the best thing you can do for your child.” -Chuck Norris
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“Martial arts was really the first thing in my life that I followed through on and accomplished a degree of proficiency for.” -Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris is ‘The best a man can get.’
“Whatever luck I had, I made. I was never a natural athlete, but I paid my dues in sweat and concentration and took the time necessary to learn karate and become world champion.” -Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris wakes up his alarm clock.
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Before the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks inside his closet and under his bed for Chuck Norris.
“Many people want and need someone to identify with, a man who is self-reliant, stands on his own two feet, and is not afraid to face adversity. They want to believe in me, just as I believed in John Wayne when I was a boy.” -Chuck Norris and Joe Hyams: “The Secret of Inner Strength: My Story (1988)
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
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“Sometimes the things we want most are the hardest to get. That means you need to be even more determined to succeed. That’s what it takes to be a winner. You have to want it bad enough to stick with it no matter how tough things get.” -Chuck Norris
No matter what your mother always said, Chuck Norris can tune a fish.
“Use God’s mighty weapons, not those made by men, to knock down the devil’s strongholds.” -Chuck Norris
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“I think setting a goal, getting a visual image of what it is you want. You’ve got to see what it is you want to achieve before you can pursue it.” -Chuck Norris
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself, to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
“I’ve always found that anything worth achieving will always have obstacles in the way and you’ve got to have that drive and determination to overcome those obstacles on route to whatever it is that you want to accomplish.” -Chuck Norris
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“The three key components for success are as follows: Psychological Preparedness, Physical Conditioning, Mental Toughness.” -Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light, not because he’s afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is a devout Christian and a political conservative. He has written several books on Christianity and has supported a number of Republican candidates and causes, as well as a column for the conservative website WorldNetDaily.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop lollipop.
Chuck Norris can eat just one potato chip.
“If I had said, “I don’t stand a chance,” one thing is clear: I wouldn’t have.” -Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
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Before the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks inside his closet and under his bed for Chuck Norris.
“Many people want and need someone to identify with, a man who is self-reliant, stands on his own two feet, and is not afraid to face adversity. They want to believe in me, just as I believed in John Wayne when I was a boy.” -Chuck Norris and Joe Hyams: “The Secret of Inner Strength: My Story (1988)
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
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“Sometimes the things we want most are the hardest to get. That means you need to be even more determined to succeed. That’s what it takes to be a winner. You have to want it bad enough to stick with it no matter how tough things get.” -Chuck Norris
No matter what your mother always said, Chuck Norris can tune a fish.
“Use God’s mighty weapons, not those made by men, to knock down the devil’s strongholds.” -Chuck Norris
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“I think setting a goal, getting a visual image of what it is you want. You’ve got to see what it is you want to achieve before you can pursue it.” -Chuck Norris
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself, to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
“I’ve always found that anything worth achieving will always have obstacles in the way and you’ve got to have that drive and determination to overcome those obstacles on route to whatever it is that you want to accomplish.” -Chuck Norris
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“The three key components for success are as follows: Psychological Preparedness, Physical Conditioning, Mental Toughness.” -Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light, not because he’s afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is a devout Christian and a political conservative. He has written several books on Christianity and has supported a number of Republican candidates and causes, as well as a column for the conservative website WorldNetDaily.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop lollipop.
Chuck Norris can eat just one potato chip.
“If I had said, “I don’t stand a chance,” one thing is clear: I wouldn’t have.” -Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
So you think you can be like Chuck Norris . . . how high can you kick?
“One of my life’s principles is to develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways and to help others do the same.” - Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris is simultaneously a noun and a verb.
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“Always remember that your success begins inside you: If you can’t see it first, no one else ever will.” -Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has legitimate credentials in Martial Arts. Some of his past students are probably familiar to you. They include The Osmonds - yes, those Osmonds - as well as Bob Barker, Steve McQueen, and Priscilla Presley.
Chuck Norris once threw a boomerang. It was too scared to come back.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his Scholastic Aptitude Tests (SAT), simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Maybe he should change his name from Chuck Norris to Tough Norris?
Chuck Norris doesn’t have to cross the road - the other side comes over to him.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
“Focus on what it is that you want, set a realistic goal. Start setting goals that you feel you can accomplish. Don’t try to go right to the top in one leap. Every time you accomplish a goal you develop the strength and wisdom to accomplish the next one.” -Chuck Norris
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“I’m a very religious person.” -Chuck Norris
The only time Chuck Norris was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
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“When I got into the film business, my aim was to adopt a positive persona, of a guy who fights against injustice. And it saved me, because my acting was atrocious to say the least!” -Chuck Norris
If you feel like people ignore you sometimes, it is probably because you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
“A lot of people give up just before they’re about to make it. You know, you never know when that next obstacle is going to be the last one.” -Chuck Norris
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“One of my life’s principles is to develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways and to help others do the same.” - Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris is simultaneously a noun and a verb.
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“Always remember that your success begins inside you: If you can’t see it first, no one else ever will.” -Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has legitimate credentials in Martial Arts. Some of his past students are probably familiar to you. They include The Osmonds - yes, those Osmonds - as well as Bob Barker, Steve McQueen, and Priscilla Presley.
Chuck Norris once threw a boomerang. It was too scared to come back.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his Scholastic Aptitude Tests (SAT), simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Maybe he should change his name from Chuck Norris to Tough Norris?
Chuck Norris doesn’t have to cross the road - the other side comes over to him.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
“Focus on what it is that you want, set a realistic goal. Start setting goals that you feel you can accomplish. Don’t try to go right to the top in one leap. Every time you accomplish a goal you develop the strength and wisdom to accomplish the next one.” -Chuck Norris
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“I’m a very religious person.” -Chuck Norris
The only time Chuck Norris was ever wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
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“When I got into the film business, my aim was to adopt a positive persona, of a guy who fights against injustice. And it saved me, because my acting was atrocious to say the least!” -Chuck Norris
If you feel like people ignore you sometimes, it is probably because you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
“A lot of people give up just before they’re about to make it. You know, you never know when that next obstacle is going to be the last one.” -Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once shot down an enemy fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can believe it is butter.
“People study martial arts for many reasons, sometimes all the wrong reasons. For example, I have had potential students come to my dojo with a belligerent and cocky attitude. When I ask why they want to study my art, their response has indicated to me that their goal is to learn to fight, which is the antithesis of the philosophy I hope to instill: I want them to know how to defend themselves if necessary, but to avoid fighting whenever possible because they will have nothing to prove by fighting.” -Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t switch the lights on, he turns the dark off.
“No one’s perfect. And we’ve all made our mistakes and you just have to live with them and try not to make them again.” -Chuck Norris
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The only thing Chuck Norris says in a job interview is, “Hi. I’m Chuck Norris and I start tomorrow. Any questions?”
Chuck Norris can recite the alphabet not only forward and backward, but also upside down and inside out.
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Arnold: Who would win in a fight between King Kong and Godzilla?
Rocky: Neither, because Chuck Norris never lets his pets fight.
“We’re all human beings. And we all have our prejudices and so forth, but the thing is, let’s be tolerant with each other. And if we could do that, there would be a lot more peace in our world today.” -Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double when making movies - for crying scenes.
Chuck Norris can read minds but he does not do so because he doesn’t care what people think.
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“The only time you lose at something is when you don’t learn from that experience.” -Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is a published author. Among his literary works are “Black Belt Patriotism: How to Reawaken America, and “A Threat to Justice.”
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Chuck Norris does not have an ESC key on his computer, because there is no escape from Chuck Norris.
“I’m aware of the made-up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as ‘Chuck Norris facts.’ I’ve seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I’m not quite sure what to make of it. It’s quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made-up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, “Against All Odds”? They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, “The Justice Riders,” released this month. I’m very proud of these literary efforts.” -Chuck Norris: as posted on the Chuck Norris website (2005)
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can believe it is butter.
“People study martial arts for many reasons, sometimes all the wrong reasons. For example, I have had potential students come to my dojo with a belligerent and cocky attitude. When I ask why they want to study my art, their response has indicated to me that their goal is to learn to fight, which is the antithesis of the philosophy I hope to instill: I want them to know how to defend themselves if necessary, but to avoid fighting whenever possible because they will have nothing to prove by fighting.” -Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn’t switch the lights on, he turns the dark off.
“No one’s perfect. And we’ve all made our mistakes and you just have to live with them and try not to make them again.” -Chuck Norris
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The only thing Chuck Norris says in a job interview is, “Hi. I’m Chuck Norris and I start tomorrow. Any questions?”
Chuck Norris can recite the alphabet not only forward and backward, but also upside down and inside out.
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Arnold: Who would win in a fight between King Kong and Godzilla?
Rocky: Neither, because Chuck Norris never lets his pets fight.
“We’re all human beings. And we all have our prejudices and so forth, but the thing is, let’s be tolerant with each other. And if we could do that, there would be a lot more peace in our world today.” -Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double when making movies - for crying scenes.
Chuck Norris can read minds but he does not do so because he doesn’t care what people think.
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“The only time you lose at something is when you don’t learn from that experience.” -Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is a published author. Among his literary works are “Black Belt Patriotism: How to Reawaken America, and “A Threat to Justice.”
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Chuck Norris does not have an ESC key on his computer, because there is no escape from Chuck Norris.
“I’m aware of the made-up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as ‘Chuck Norris facts.’ I’ve seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I’m not quite sure what to make of it. It’s quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made-up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, “Against All Odds”? They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, “The Justice Riders,” released this month. I’m very proud of these literary efforts.” -Chuck Norris: as posted on the Chuck Norris website (2005)
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Once each year, on 24 December, Chuck Norris puts on a red and white suit and rides all around the world in a flying sleigh pulled by magical reindeer . . . so you had better watch out . . . and be good for goodness’ sake!
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Chuck Norris once won a game of ‘Connect 4’ in just 3 moves.
If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don’t ask him for the three-hole-punch.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
If at first you don’t succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris’ Gmail account is gmail@chucknorris.com.
Chuck Norris never has to ask for directions when he is driving.
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If you can spell Chuck Norris in a game of Scrabble, you win . . . forever.
Chuck Norris can walk through walls, see in total darkness, teleport without a starship, travel in time, and see around corners. He can also fly without needing wings, an engine, a propulsion system . . . or even a cape.
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“Anything worth achieving will always have obstacles in the way.” -Chuck Norris
“I think you can learn from history.” -Chuck Norris
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“It’s amazing because people come up to me and say, ‘Chuck, you’re the luckiest guy in the world to be a world karate champion and a movie and TV star.’ When they say this to me, I kind of smile because luck had nothing to do with it; God had everything to do with it.” -Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris can bake a cake in a freezer.
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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Chuck Norris can draw a circle with a ruler.
“A lot of times people look at the negative side of what they feel they can’t do. I always look on the positive side of what I can do.” -Chuck Norris
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They found Chuck Norris’ diary. It is now known as the “Guinness Book of World Records.”
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Chuck Norris once won a game of ‘Connect 4’ in just 3 moves.
If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don’t ask him for the three-hole-punch.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
If at first you don’t succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris’ Gmail account is gmail@chucknorris.com.
Chuck Norris never has to ask for directions when he is driving.
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If you can spell Chuck Norris in a game of Scrabble, you win . . . forever.
Chuck Norris can walk through walls, see in total darkness, teleport without a starship, travel in time, and see around corners. He can also fly without needing wings, an engine, a propulsion system . . . or even a cape.
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“Anything worth achieving will always have obstacles in the way.” -Chuck Norris
“I think you can learn from history.” -Chuck Norris
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“It’s amazing because people come up to me and say, ‘Chuck, you’re the luckiest guy in the world to be a world karate champion and a movie and TV star.’ When they say this to me, I kind of smile because luck had nothing to do with it; God had everything to do with it.” -Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris can bake a cake in a freezer.
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
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Chuck Norris can draw a circle with a ruler.
“A lot of times people look at the negative side of what they feel they can’t do. I always look on the positive side of what I can do.” -Chuck Norris
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They found Chuck Norris’ diary. It is now known as the “Guinness Book of World Records.”
Are you interested, for yourself or others, in Martial Arts, as a system of self-defense, athletics, and competitions, and as system which instills self-discipline and self-confidence, and has other benefits?
Visit the Chuck Norris System Website at https://www.ufaf.org/
From the website:
The United Fighting Arts Federation™ (UFAF) is an increasingly worldwide martial arts membership organization founded by Mr. Chuck Norris. UFAF is the governing body of the Chuck Norris System (CNS), UFAF Krav Maga (UFAF KM), and UFAF Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu (UFAF BJJ), overseeing the growth, development, and certification in these dynamic styles.
Also available now for the first time, Mr. Norris has opened the United Fighting Arts Federation to ALL martial artists around the world, regardless of style, with the announcement of the UFAF Affiliate Program. UFAF Affiliates have access to world class training curriculum, school owner business programs, and training events with leaders and innovators of today's martial arts world!
To learn more about UFAF, including the benefits of membership, visit https://www.ufaf.org/about_ufaf.htm
To find a school near you, visit the school finder at https://www.ufaf.org/school_page.asp
Visit the Chuck Norris System Website at https://www.ufaf.org/
From the website:
The United Fighting Arts Federation™ (UFAF) is an increasingly worldwide martial arts membership organization founded by Mr. Chuck Norris. UFAF is the governing body of the Chuck Norris System (CNS), UFAF Krav Maga (UFAF KM), and UFAF Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu (UFAF BJJ), overseeing the growth, development, and certification in these dynamic styles.
Also available now for the first time, Mr. Norris has opened the United Fighting Arts Federation to ALL martial artists around the world, regardless of style, with the announcement of the UFAF Affiliate Program. UFAF Affiliates have access to world class training curriculum, school owner business programs, and training events with leaders and innovators of today's martial arts world!
To learn more about UFAF, including the benefits of membership, visit https://www.ufaf.org/about_ufaf.htm
To find a school near you, visit the school finder at https://www.ufaf.org/school_page.asp
Chuck Norris refers to himself in the fourth person.
Life can be tough, but Chuck Norris is tougher.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
When there’s a meteor shower, Chuck Norris grabs a bar of soap.
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Chuck Norris can count to 10,000 on one finger.
“There is no finish line. When you reach one goal, find a new one.” -Chuck Norris
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When the people at Google cannot find information, they ‘Norris it.’
When asked how many pushups he can do, Chuck Norris responded, “All of them.”
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“Run while you still have the chance.” -Chuck Norris
We are MFOL! . . . and we cannot say anything more at this time . . . because we’re too busy running from Chuck Norris!
Life can be tough, but Chuck Norris is tougher.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
When there’s a meteor shower, Chuck Norris grabs a bar of soap.
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Chuck Norris can count to 10,000 on one finger.
“There is no finish line. When you reach one goal, find a new one.” -Chuck Norris
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When the people at Google cannot find information, they ‘Norris it.’
When asked how many pushups he can do, Chuck Norris responded, “All of them.”
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“Run while you still have the chance.” -Chuck Norris
We are MFOL! . . . and we cannot say anything more at this time . . . because we’re too busy running from Chuck Norris!
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