Humans are bioluminescent, meaning we glow in the dark, but the light we emit is 1,000 times weaker than our human eyes are able to detect.
Curious Young Gal
There was a young gal who said, “Why
Can’t I look in my ear with my eye?
If I put my mind to it,
I’m sure I can do it;
You never can tell till you try.”
By Author Unknown
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The elements oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, and nitrogen make up 90 percent of the human body. The remaining 10 percent is made up of hamsters running on hamster wheels that electro-mechanically enable the body to do things like stand up, walk around, open and close the mouth, yawn, and blink.
Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different. Now stick out your tongue and say, “Aaaaaaaaahhh!”
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“It’s anything but amusing when your funny-bone gets hit.” -Author Unknown
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears, who?
Ears looking at you, kid!
“If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn’t.” -Lyall Watson (1939 - 2008)
Gladys: What kind of advice do you get from hands?
Douglas: Finger tips.
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If your DNA (Deoxyribonucleic Acid) were stretched out, it could reach to the Earth’s Moon 6,000 times - but would you really want to visit the Moon that often?
Nellie: What did one toe say to the other?
Stella: “Don’t look now, but I think we’re being followed by a heel.”
In addition to the better-known senses of hearing, sight, touch, smell, and taste, humans have at least fifteen other senses. These include balance, temperature, pain, and time, as well as internal senses for suffocation, thirst, and fullness. Some humans have also been found to have a sense of humor.
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The human brain is 70 percent cholesterol . . . and the experts are telling you to cut back on cholesterol - do you see a potential problem with their advice? That’s right, they seem to want you to have a smaller brain!
There was a young lady whose chin
Resembled the point of a pin;
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.
-Edward Lear (1812 - 1888)
“The human body is a magazine of inventions, the patent office where are the models from which every hint is taken. All the tools and engines on earth are only extensions of its limbs and senses.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)
The words for ten human body parts have only three letters: eye, hip, arm, leg, ear, toe, jaw, rib, lip, and gum.
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The normal human body temperature is about 37 degrees Celsius (about 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit). However, it is not uncommon for the temperature of some persons to be just slightly higher by as much as a degree due to their increased metabolism - particularly teenagers and young adults. As always, if you are concerned, seek a doctor’s opinion.
Human Anatomical Redesign Possibilities
- All joints double-jointed
- Elbow caps similar to kneecaps
- Eyes in the back of the head
- Fins
- Flight propeller on top of head
- Gills
- Two thumbs on each hand
- Wings
- Wheels
What would you like to add to this list?
Are you ready for your Anatomy And Physiology Quiz? It’s simple, really, just correctly spell the misspelled words in the picture shown below.
Curious Young Gal
There was a young gal who said, “Why
Can’t I look in my ear with my eye?
If I put my mind to it,
I’m sure I can do it;
You never can tell till you try.”
By Author Unknown
Continue scrolling down this website page to read the rest of the article, or click or tap on these words to read Impossible And Possible Gathered By David Hugh Beaumont.
The elements oxygen, carbon, hydrogen, and nitrogen make up 90 percent of the human body. The remaining 10 percent is made up of hamsters running on hamster wheels that electro-mechanically enable the body to do things like stand up, walk around, open and close the mouth, yawn, and blink.
Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different. Now stick out your tongue and say, “Aaaaaaaaahhh!”
Continue scrolling down this website page to read the rest of the article, or click or tap on these words to read Differences And Individuality Gathered By David Hugh Beaumont.
“It’s anything but amusing when your funny-bone gets hit.” -Author Unknown
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears, who?
Ears looking at you, kid!
“If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn’t.” -Lyall Watson (1939 - 2008)
Gladys: What kind of advice do you get from hands?
Douglas: Finger tips.
Continue scrolling down this website page to read the rest of the article, or click or tap on these words to read Wisdom And Advice Gathered By David Hugh Beaumont.
If your DNA (Deoxyribonucleic Acid) were stretched out, it could reach to the Earth’s Moon 6,000 times - but would you really want to visit the Moon that often?
Nellie: What did one toe say to the other?
Stella: “Don’t look now, but I think we’re being followed by a heel.”
In addition to the better-known senses of hearing, sight, touch, smell, and taste, humans have at least fifteen other senses. These include balance, temperature, pain, and time, as well as internal senses for suffocation, thirst, and fullness. Some humans have also been found to have a sense of humor.
Continue scrolling down this website page to read the rest of the article, or click or tap on these words to read Humans And Human Nature Gathered By David Hugh Beaumont.
The human brain is 70 percent cholesterol . . . and the experts are telling you to cut back on cholesterol - do you see a potential problem with their advice? That’s right, they seem to want you to have a smaller brain!
There was a young lady whose chin
Resembled the point of a pin;
So she had it made sharp,
And purchased a harp,
And played several tunes with her chin.
-Edward Lear (1812 - 1888)
“The human body is a magazine of inventions, the patent office where are the models from which every hint is taken. All the tools and engines on earth are only extensions of its limbs and senses.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)
The words for ten human body parts have only three letters: eye, hip, arm, leg, ear, toe, jaw, rib, lip, and gum.
Continue scrolling down this website page to read the rest of the article, or click or tap on these words to read The Alphabet And Letters Gathered By David Hugh Beaumont.
The normal human body temperature is about 37 degrees Celsius (about 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit). However, it is not uncommon for the temperature of some persons to be just slightly higher by as much as a degree due to their increased metabolism - particularly teenagers and young adults. As always, if you are concerned, seek a doctor’s opinion.
Human Anatomical Redesign Possibilities
- All joints double-jointed
- Elbow caps similar to kneecaps
- Eyes in the back of the head
- Fins
- Flight propeller on top of head
- Gills
- Two thumbs on each hand
- Wings
- Wheels
What would you like to add to this list?
Are you ready for your Anatomy And Physiology Quiz? It’s simple, really, just correctly spell the misspelled words in the picture shown below.
Wow, that was really difficult. Good job! Now on to something easier . . .
Humans use a total of 72 different muscles in speech. Be sure to give those muscles a real workout today.
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The average human body contains enough iron to make a 3-inch nail, enough sulfur to kill all of the fleas on an average dog, enough carbon to make 900 pencils, enough potassium to fire a toy cannon, enough fat to make 7 bars of soap, enough phosphorous to make 2,200 match heads, and enough water to fill a ten-gallon tank.
Did you know that it is physically impossible for you to lick your own elbows? Go ahead and try it - just do not injure yourself!
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“The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.” -Thomas Edison (Thomas Alva Edison (1847 - 1931))
“Shin: A specialized anatomical feature of the human body designed for finding furniture in the dark.” -Author Unknown
The human liver has more than 500 functions. Getting you to the airport to catch your next flight and washing the dog are not among them.
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A condition called ‘synesthesia’ can cause the senses to overlap, so that affected people may taste words or hear colors.
People with hexadectylism have six fingers or six toes on one or both hands or feet. This might give them a significant advantage over the rest of us when it comes to typing and texting and other activities involving manual dexterity.
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The human nose can detect a trillion smells!
“A nose that can see is worth two that can sniff.” -Eugène Ionesco (born Eugen Ionescu (1909 - 1944)) at https://www.ionesco.de/homepage.html
Why can humans move their eyes in opposite directions toward their noses, but not in opposite directions away from the noses?
“Not everyone can wiggle their ears, you know. It’s something you’re born with.” -Kevin Henkes (born 1960): “Sun and Spoon” (1997) at https://KevinHenkes.com
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The average person has 10,000 taste buds. Not all taste buds are on the tongue; about ten percent are on the insides of the cheeks. So, what does your tongue taste like?
Nonsense Poem
I’d rather have fingers than toes,
I’d rather have eyes than a nose;
And as for my hair
I’m glad it’s all there,
I’ll be awfully sad when it goes.
By Gelett Burgess (Frank Gelett ‘Gelett’ Burgess (1866 - 1951))
“The heart has eyes which the brain knows nothing of.” -Charles H. Parkhurst (Charles Henry Parkhurst (1842 - 1933))
Riddle: What can you hold in your right hand that you cannot hold in your left hand?
Solution: Your left elbow.
About eight percent of people have an extra rib, which is not really all that interesting - unless you happen to be a cannibal.
Our bodies burn a large amount of calories just to keep us at a steady 37 degrees Celsius (98.6 degrees Fahrenheit). The human body gives off enough heat in thirty minutes to bring two liters (a little more than two quarts or half a gallon) of water to a boil. If you could capture and use the heat, you could cook a pasta dinner with it. First, though, you will need some kind of mad scientist laboratory . . .
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Kerry: What should you do if your ear rings?
Karen: Answer it.
Lizzie: How do you keep your ear from ringing continuously?
Beth: Get an unlisted head.
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Humans are said to have fifty percent of their DNA (Deoxyribonucleic Acid) in common with bananas. Perhaps we should get to better know the elongated yellow fruit with which we have so much in common?
A Boastful Young Person
“I can pick up a cent with my toes,”
Said a boastful young person named Mose,
But sharp-witted Millie
Replied, “That’s just silly -
I can do the same thing with my nose.”
By Author Unknown
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Humans use a total of 72 different muscles in speech. Be sure to give those muscles a real workout today.
Continue scrolling down this website page to read the rest of the article, or click or tap on these words to read The Spoken Word And Speaking Gathered By David Hugh Beaumont.
The average human body contains enough iron to make a 3-inch nail, enough sulfur to kill all of the fleas on an average dog, enough carbon to make 900 pencils, enough potassium to fire a toy cannon, enough fat to make 7 bars of soap, enough phosphorous to make 2,200 match heads, and enough water to fill a ten-gallon tank.
Did you know that it is physically impossible for you to lick your own elbows? Go ahead and try it - just do not injure yourself!
Continue scrolling down this website page to read the rest of the article, or click or tap on these words to read Accidents And Safety Gathered By David Hugh Beaumont.
“The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.” -Thomas Edison (Thomas Alva Edison (1847 - 1931))
“Shin: A specialized anatomical feature of the human body designed for finding furniture in the dark.” -Author Unknown
The human liver has more than 500 functions. Getting you to the airport to catch your next flight and washing the dog are not among them.
Continue scrolling down this website page to read the rest of the article, or click or tap on these words to read Life And Living Gathered By David Hugh Beaumont.
A condition called ‘synesthesia’ can cause the senses to overlap, so that affected people may taste words or hear colors.
People with hexadectylism have six fingers or six toes on one or both hands or feet. This might give them a significant advantage over the rest of us when it comes to typing and texting and other activities involving manual dexterity.
Continue scrolling down this website page to read the rest of the article, or click or tap on these words to read Competitions And Competing Gathered By David Hugh Beaumont.
The human nose can detect a trillion smells!
“A nose that can see is worth two that can sniff.” -Eugène Ionesco (born Eugen Ionescu (1909 - 1944)) at https://www.ionesco.de/homepage.html
Why can humans move their eyes in opposite directions toward their noses, but not in opposite directions away from the noses?
“Not everyone can wiggle their ears, you know. It’s something you’re born with.” -Kevin Henkes (born 1960): “Sun and Spoon” (1997) at https://KevinHenkes.com
Continue scrolling down this website page to read the rest of the article, or click or tap on these words to read Reading And Books Gathered By David Hugh Beaumont.
The average person has 10,000 taste buds. Not all taste buds are on the tongue; about ten percent are on the insides of the cheeks. So, what does your tongue taste like?
Nonsense Poem
I’d rather have fingers than toes,
I’d rather have eyes than a nose;
And as for my hair
I’m glad it’s all there,
I’ll be awfully sad when it goes.
By Gelett Burgess (Frank Gelett ‘Gelett’ Burgess (1866 - 1951))
“The heart has eyes which the brain knows nothing of.” -Charles H. Parkhurst (Charles Henry Parkhurst (1842 - 1933))
Riddle: What can you hold in your right hand that you cannot hold in your left hand?
Solution: Your left elbow.
About eight percent of people have an extra rib, which is not really all that interesting - unless you happen to be a cannibal.
Our bodies burn a large amount of calories just to keep us at a steady 37 degrees Celsius (98.6 degrees Fahrenheit). The human body gives off enough heat in thirty minutes to bring two liters (a little more than two quarts or half a gallon) of water to a boil. If you could capture and use the heat, you could cook a pasta dinner with it. First, though, you will need some kind of mad scientist laboratory . . .
Continue scrolling down this website page to read the rest of the article, or click or tap on these words to read Pastas Gathered By David Hugh Beaumont.
Kerry: What should you do if your ear rings?
Karen: Answer it.
Lizzie: How do you keep your ear from ringing continuously?
Beth: Get an unlisted head.
Continue scrolling down this website page to read the rest of the article, or click or tap on these words to read Telephones Gathered By David Hugh Beaumont.
Humans are said to have fifty percent of their DNA (Deoxyribonucleic Acid) in common with bananas. Perhaps we should get to better know the elongated yellow fruit with which we have so much in common?
A Boastful Young Person
“I can pick up a cent with my toes,”
Said a boastful young person named Mose,
But sharp-witted Millie
Replied, “That’s just silly -
I can do the same thing with my nose.”
By Author Unknown
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The Operation Game features an Adam’s apple, broken heart, wrenched ankle, butterflies in the stomach, spareribs, water on the knee, funny bone, writer’s cramp, Charley horse, anklebone connected to the knee bone, wishbone, breadbasket, and brain freeze. Players attempt to remove each of these ailments from the patient, named Cavity Sam. The regular-size game can be purchased from www.Hasbro.com.
Becca: What has one foot on each end and a foot in the middle?
Becky: A yardstick.
Ahead: The thing on top of your neck.
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Joseph: Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Joe: Because it is the ‘scenter.’
Hair is made of the same substance as fingernails, but you cannot make that fun screeching sound that drives everyone bonkers by running your hair over a chalkboard; only your fingernails can do that.
At any given time, your brain can generate up to 25 watts of power - enough energy to make a light bulb come on. You are indeed more powerful than you might have known!
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“The nose is that part of the body that shines, snubs, snoops, and sneezes.” -Author Unknown
“Fingerprints serve another useful function besides helping law enforcement officers catch criminals: the tiny ridges provide traction for the fingers to grasp objects. Fingers are among the many ‘tools’ integrated into our bodies, making humans the ultimate Swiss Army knives of the animal kingdom.” -David Hugh Beaumont (born 1966)
Your Nose Is Running
“Your nose is running,” Mother said.
I answered, “Wow! That’s really neat!”
“Why’s that?” she asked. I said, “Because
I never knew my nose had feet.”
By Jeff Moss (Jeffrey Arnold ‘Jeff’ Moss (1942 - 1998)): “The Other Side of the Door: Poems” (1991)
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If the human brain were a computer, it would perform 38 thousand-trillion operations per second. One of the world’s most powerful supercomputers, Blue Gene, can manage only 0.002 percent of that amount.
Sharon: How do you keep your feet from falling asleep?
Sherry: Wear loud socks.
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Veronica: What has a head but no brain?
Vera: A cabbage.
The human body has more than 600 muscles, which make up 40 percent of the body’s weight. Our muscles are actually much more powerful than they may seem to be. Human strength is usually limited to prevent our tendons and muscles from tearing themselves apart; however, this limitation can be overcome in an adrenaline rush, during which there are recorded instances of people lifting heavy boulders and even automobiles off people and animals that have been trapped under them.
Brain: I’m tired of doing all the work around here!
Muscles: What are you talking about?
A typical adult human is made up of more than 37,200,000,000,000 (37.2 trillion) living cells made up of 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (7 octillion) atoms. For perspective, the Milky Way Galaxy has a mere 100,000,000,000 (100 billion) stars. Every year, about 98 percent of the atoms in human bodies are replaced by new ones. Now you finally know what is meant by the phrase ‘a whole new you.’
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Riddle: What has fingers and thumbs but no hands?
Solution: A glove.
Human blood has roughly the same concentration of salt that seawater has.
Sit down and lift your right foot off the floor, and make clockwise circles. While doing this, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand. Your foot will automatically change direction, and there is nothing you can do to stop it from doing so. Someone - and by someone we mean you - just kidding! - should investigate this phenomena to find out if it is in any way related to the rise in incidents of people hitting their accelerator pedals when they mean to hit their brake pedals, while steering a moving vehicle.
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Riddle: What can clap without using hands?
Solution: Thunder.
“A sharp nose indicates curiosity, and a flat nose indicates . . . too much curiosity!” -Author Unknown
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The bump at the front of the throat is called the Adam’s Apple, which is said to be from the forbidden fruit getting stuck in Adam’s throat as he ate it in the Garden of Eden.
Lionel: What has four legs and one arm?
Lynette: A happy guard dog!
The human body is divided into three parts: the Brainium, the Borax, and the Abominable Cavity. The Brainium contains the Brain. The Borax contains the Lungs, the Heart, the Liver, and the Living Things. The Abominable Cavity contains the Bowels, of which there are five: A, E, I, O, and U.
Riddle: What has a head and mouth, but no eyes, nose, or ears?
Solution: A river.
Fingertip to fingertip, the width of your arm-span stretched out equals the length of your whole body from head to foot, which means you come pretty close to meeting the definition of a ‘square.’
Jenny: What has two legs, two arms, and two heads?
Jennifer: A two-headed monster.
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“A good heart is better than all the heads in the world.” -Edward Bulwer-Lytton (Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton (1803 - 1873)): “The Disowned” (1828), Chapter xxxiii
Bobby: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Billy: Because then it would be a foot!
Overheard: I would like to thank my Arms, for always being by my side . . . my Legs, for always supporting me, and my Fingers, because I can always count on you . . . without the hard work and contributions of each and all of you, I would not be where I am today, patiently standing here in the line at the supermarket checkout . . .
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We are MFOL! . . . the magic doesn’t happen here . . . the magic happens in your life . . .
Becca: What has one foot on each end and a foot in the middle?
Becky: A yardstick.
Ahead: The thing on top of your neck.
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Joseph: Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Joe: Because it is the ‘scenter.’
Hair is made of the same substance as fingernails, but you cannot make that fun screeching sound that drives everyone bonkers by running your hair over a chalkboard; only your fingernails can do that.
At any given time, your brain can generate up to 25 watts of power - enough energy to make a light bulb come on. You are indeed more powerful than you might have known!
Continue scrolling down this website page to read the rest of the article, or click or tap on these words to read Light Bulbs And Artificial Lighting Gathered By David Hugh Beaumont.
“The nose is that part of the body that shines, snubs, snoops, and sneezes.” -Author Unknown
“Fingerprints serve another useful function besides helping law enforcement officers catch criminals: the tiny ridges provide traction for the fingers to grasp objects. Fingers are among the many ‘tools’ integrated into our bodies, making humans the ultimate Swiss Army knives of the animal kingdom.” -David Hugh Beaumont (born 1966)
Your Nose Is Running
“Your nose is running,” Mother said.
I answered, “Wow! That’s really neat!”
“Why’s that?” she asked. I said, “Because
I never knew my nose had feet.”
By Jeff Moss (Jeffrey Arnold ‘Jeff’ Moss (1942 - 1998)): “The Other Side of the Door: Poems” (1991)
Continue scrolling down this website page to read the rest of the article, or click or tap on these words to read Nonsense Gathered By David Hugh Beaumont.
If the human brain were a computer, it would perform 38 thousand-trillion operations per second. One of the world’s most powerful supercomputers, Blue Gene, can manage only 0.002 percent of that amount.
Sharon: How do you keep your feet from falling asleep?
Sherry: Wear loud socks.
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Veronica: What has a head but no brain?
Vera: A cabbage.
The human body has more than 600 muscles, which make up 40 percent of the body’s weight. Our muscles are actually much more powerful than they may seem to be. Human strength is usually limited to prevent our tendons and muscles from tearing themselves apart; however, this limitation can be overcome in an adrenaline rush, during which there are recorded instances of people lifting heavy boulders and even automobiles off people and animals that have been trapped under them.
Brain: I’m tired of doing all the work around here!
Muscles: What are you talking about?
A typical adult human is made up of more than 37,200,000,000,000 (37.2 trillion) living cells made up of 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (7 octillion) atoms. For perspective, the Milky Way Galaxy has a mere 100,000,000,000 (100 billion) stars. Every year, about 98 percent of the atoms in human bodies are replaced by new ones. Now you finally know what is meant by the phrase ‘a whole new you.’
Continue scrolling down this website page to read the rest of the article, or click or tap on these words to read Numbers And Counting Gathered By David Hugh Beaumont.
Riddle: What has fingers and thumbs but no hands?
Solution: A glove.
Human blood has roughly the same concentration of salt that seawater has.
Sit down and lift your right foot off the floor, and make clockwise circles. While doing this, draw the number 6 in the air with your right hand. Your foot will automatically change direction, and there is nothing you can do to stop it from doing so. Someone - and by someone we mean you - just kidding! - should investigate this phenomena to find out if it is in any way related to the rise in incidents of people hitting their accelerator pedals when they mean to hit their brake pedals, while steering a moving vehicle.
Continue scrolling down this website page to read the rest of the article, or click or tap on these words to read Fun Facts And Trivia Gathered By David Hugh Beaumont.
Riddle: What can clap without using hands?
Solution: Thunder.
“A sharp nose indicates curiosity, and a flat nose indicates . . . too much curiosity!” -Author Unknown
Continue scrolling down this website page to read the rest of the article, or click or tap on these words to read Inquisitiveness And Curiosity Gathered By David Hugh Beaumont.
The bump at the front of the throat is called the Adam’s Apple, which is said to be from the forbidden fruit getting stuck in Adam’s throat as he ate it in the Garden of Eden.
Lionel: What has four legs and one arm?
Lynette: A happy guard dog!
The human body is divided into three parts: the Brainium, the Borax, and the Abominable Cavity. The Brainium contains the Brain. The Borax contains the Lungs, the Heart, the Liver, and the Living Things. The Abominable Cavity contains the Bowels, of which there are five: A, E, I, O, and U.
Riddle: What has a head and mouth, but no eyes, nose, or ears?
Solution: A river.
Fingertip to fingertip, the width of your arm-span stretched out equals the length of your whole body from head to foot, which means you come pretty close to meeting the definition of a ‘square.’
Jenny: What has two legs, two arms, and two heads?
Jennifer: A two-headed monster.
Continue scrolling down this website page to read the rest of the article, or click or tap on these words to read Monsters Gathered By David Hugh Beaumont.
“A good heart is better than all the heads in the world.” -Edward Bulwer-Lytton (Edward George Earle Lytton Bulwer-Lytton (1803 - 1873)): “The Disowned” (1828), Chapter xxxiii
Bobby: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Billy: Because then it would be a foot!
Overheard: I would like to thank my Arms, for always being by my side . . . my Legs, for always supporting me, and my Fingers, because I can always count on you . . . without the hard work and contributions of each and all of you, I would not be where I am today, patiently standing here in the line at the supermarket checkout . . .
Continue scrolling down this website page to read the rest of the article, or click or tap on these words to read Gratitude And Thankfulness Gathered By David Hugh Beaumont.
We are MFOL! . . . the magic doesn’t happen here . . . the magic happens in your life . . .
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