In a startling discovery that could have the biggest impact on farming of anything that has occurred in the past 2,000 years, a Minnesota farmer has found a chicken with approximately eleven legs. “I just went out to collect the eggs, like I do every day, and there it was,” said the incredulous farmer. The multi-legged chicken could change everything from fried chicken restaurant menus to space exploration, and the bird is expected to be perfect for dining establishments at lunar settlements that are expected to come within just a few decades. “It is as if nature has somehow anticipated our future needs and provided for them marvelously,” remarked a scientist at the University of Minnesota. “This bird has an odd number of legs, which would confuse interstellar chicken thieves, causing them to lose interest, get back in their spaceship, and continue on their way to the next galaxy.”
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