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Welcome To Numbers

8/7/2025

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Numbers And Counting

1/17/2025

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Candace: What is the number 2’s favorite day of the week?
Ophelia: Twosday!

Counting

Here I come number one
     Like an ostrich I can run
Here I come number two
     Bouncing like a kangaroo
Here I come number three
     Squich, squich, squich like a chimpanzee
Here I come number four
     Like a lion I can roar
Here I come number five
     Teach the elephants how to jive
Here I come number six
     Monkeys doing lots of tricks
Here I come number seven
     Eagles soar up to Heaven
Here I come number eight
     Flamingoes stand so tall and straight
Here I come number nine
     Penguins marching in a line
Here I come number ten
     The animals shout, “Let’s begin again!”

By Author Unknown
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Question: Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
Answer: They already 8.

Four is the only number that when spelled out has as many letters. Forty is the only number whose letters are in alphabetical order. One is the only number whose letters are in reverse alphabetical order. Do you know any additional trivia about numbers?
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The Garden

One, two, three,
     The garden is growing.
Four, five, six,
     Now it needs hoeing.
Seven, eight, nine,
     Down go the weeds.
Ten, eleven, twelve,
     Water it needs.
Thirteen, fourteen,
     Here comes a shower.
Fifteen, sixteen,
     A carrot and a flower!

By Author Unknown
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Caveman Ugh: What numbers for?
Caveman Ogh: Me thinks between three and five!

Can you imagine trying to count without numbers?
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“Most people count with numbers. While some people have tried to count with flavors or colors, they usually get results that nobody can figure out.” -David Hugh Beaumont (born 1966)

“Lots of people can’t count to 10. They are usually the ones in front of you of you in the supermarket express lane.” -Sam Ewing (1920 - 2001): as quoted in “The Saturday Evening Post” (29 November 1996)
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The number 4 is the only number in the English language that has the same number of letters in its name as in its meaning.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Want.
Want, who?
Good, now try counting to three!
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“Some people say one is the loneliest number, but it also must be a very brave and strong little number to stand all on its own.” -David Hugh Beaumont (born 1966)

Riddle: On your way to Clown College, you count twenty houses on your right, and on your way home, you count twenty houses on your left. How many houses have you counted in total?
Solution: Twenty, because you counted the same houses both times!
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Our modern-day system of numbers is often erroneously called ‘Arabic numerals’ and people commonly assume it was devised by Arabs, but it was invented by Arya Bhatta, an Indian Hindu, so to be accurate and give proper credit where credit is due, it must be called ‘Indian numerals’ or perhaps ‘Bhatta numbers.’

Number Writing Poem

Down you run
     And 1 is done.
Around, and down, and out go you,
     That’s the way to make a 2.
Around, and around, just like a bee,
     That’s the way to make a 3.
Down, across, and down once more,
     That’s the way to make a 4.
Short neck, belly fat,
     Number 5 wears a hat.
Down, around, in a circle you go,
     That’s a six, just as you know.
Straight across, slide down from Heaven,
     That’s the way to make a 7.
First a snake, then come back straight,
     That’s the way to make an 8.
First a ball and then a line,
     That’s the way to make a 9.
Tall straight, circle then,
     That’s the way to make a 10.

By Author Unknown

Randy: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Randall: Because 7, 8, 9!
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Zero: A nice round number.

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Maybe numbers are not so scary after all . . .
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Zero is the first and only number that contains a letter ’z.’ Although ‘zillion’ also contains a z, it is not an actual number, but a term for a vague, undefined large quantity.

“My wife told me to stop speaking in numbers. But I didn’t 1 2.” -Author Unknown

If you were to start counting right now nonstop for twenty-four hours every day, you would be more than 31,000 years old by the time you counted up to one trillion. 1, 2, 3, 4 . . . did we mention that you would also be very sleepy, since you would be counting twenty-four hours a day without sleep?
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There once was a town in West Virginia, United States of America called ‘6.’

Take A Number

Imagine a world
     Without mathematics
No rulers or scales
     No inches or feet
No dates or numbers
     On house or street
No prices or weights
     No determining heights
No hours running through
     Days and nights
No zero, no birthdays
     No way to subtract
All of the guesswork
     Surrounding the fact
No sizes for shoes
     Or suit or hat
Wouldn’t it be awful
     To live like that?

By Mary O’Neill

A simpleton was watching the news with her friend. The newscaster said, “There was a plane crash today. Seven Austrians and two Brazilians are among those missing.” The simpleton turned to her friend and said, “Oh, my, goodness! What a disaster! How many are in a Brazilian?”

What comes after a million, a billion, and a trillion? A quadrillion, a quintillion, a sextillion, a septillion, an octillion, a nonillion, a decillion, and an undecillion.

“There are three types of people: those who know how to count, and those who do not.” -Author Unknown
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Question: What becomes smaller when it is turned upside down?
Answer: 9.

Why is ‘quite a few’ the same as ‘quite a lot’?
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One ‘googol’ is the number 1 followed by 100 zeros. A ‘googolplex’ is the number 1 followed by a googol zeros, a number so ridiculously big that it cannot be written, because there is not enough room in the Universe to fit it in. In fact, one googolplex is a number so big that there is not even enough matter in the Universe to form all the zeros in it.

According to the latest news, we are running out of numbers and soon we will not be able to count things. Trading in the number 14 has been frozen as the number hit dizzying heights in the stock market before yesterday’s closing bell. Shoppers have been reporting that they are finding local retailers are completely sold out of the number 20. Numbers expert Adam Uppe has written two best-selling books on the subject, titled “How to Survive the Coming Number Shortage” and “Living in a World Without Numbers,” both from the Zero to Infinity Publishing Company.

Attie: What 5-digit number has 6 left when 2 is taken away from it?
Attila: Sixty, which becomes six when two letters are taken away.

“Number rules the universe.” -Pythagoras (Pythagoras of Samos (570 B.C.E. - 495 B.C.E.)): as quoted in E. Maor: “The Story of a Number‎” (1905)

Arithmophobia, also known as numerophobia, is a fear of numbers generally, but can also refer to a fear of math, numerals, certain numbers, calculations, or calculus. In schools, it is more commonly known as ‘math anxiety.’ The condition is fortunately not common, but for the few who do suffer from it, it is quite serious. Perhaps singing silly songs containing numbers could help console those frazzled few?
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Annie: In what way is the number 9 like a peacock?
Ian: It is nothing without its tail.

Numbers And Counting Facts
- A few is two to ‘not many’ of something.
- A couple or a pair is two of something.
- A triple or a triplet is three of something.
- A quadruple or a quadruplet is four of something.
- A dozen is twelve of something.
- A baker’s dozen is 12 + 1, or 13, of something.
- A gross is a dozen dozens, which is 12 x 12 or 144.
- A score is twenty of something.

Astor: How much is it?
Roscoe: It will cost you three dozen dollars.

Triskaidekaphobia is a persistent fear of the number 13. ‘Triskaidekaphobia’ is derived from the Greek words ‘tris’ meaning ‘three,’ ‘kai’ meaning ‘and,’ ‘deka’ meaning ‘ten,’ and ‘phobos’ meaning ‘fear.’ Many buildings have no 13th floor because some people associate the number 13 with bad luck. The buildings have a 12th floor, and right above that is a floor designated as the 14th floor.

Nadine: What did the 0 say to the 8?
Tanya: “Nice belt.”
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“Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.” -Author Unknown

Can you figure out any of the following?
2 + 2 = Fish.
3 + 3 = 8.
7 + 7 = Triangle.

The number 2 is the only number greater than zero that when added to or multiplied by itself gives the same result: 4.

Amanda: What do the numbers 11 and 69 and 88 all have in common?
Amy: They can all be flipped upside down and still be the same.

Number 2 was standing next to number 1, and number 2 said, “Why do you always get to go first?”
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While visiting Annapolis, a man noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. “What are they doing?” he asked the tour guide. “Each year,” the tour guide replied with a grin, “the upperclassmen ask the freshmen how many bricks it took to finish paving this courtyard.” “So what’s the answer?” my friend asked him when we were out of earshot of the freshmen. The guide replied, “Just one.”

Names for the number ‘0’ include zero, naught, nil, zilch, and zip.

Meredith: Do you know what is special about the number 8,549,176,320?
Merry: It contains the numbers zero through nine in alphabetical order.
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Riddle:
My head and tail both equal are.
My middle is slender as a bee.
Whether I stand on head or heel
is quite the same to you or me.
But if my top half should be removed,
the matter’s true though passing strange,
Because then I to nothing would change.
What am I?
Answer:
I am a number 8.

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one or eleventeen?

Steve: How do you make the number one disappear?
Yvette: Add a ‘g’ to it and it is ‘gone’!
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Numbers And Counting Quiz
- What number comes between 12 and 14?
- What happens when you write a 0 (zero) after any other number?
- Why do we need numbers?
- How many is a few?
- How many is a couple or a pair?
- How many is a triple or triplet?
- How many is a quadruple or quadruplet?
- How many is a dozen?
- How many is a baker’s dozen?
- How many is a gross?
- If a score is twenty, how many is four score and seven?

Bertha: I am number that rhymes with more - what am I?
Brenda: You are four.
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Numbers And Counting Quiz Answers
- The number between 12 and 14 is 13.
- Writing ‘0’ or zero after a number increases the value of the number by ten times.
- We need numbers so that we can count things.
- A few is 2 to ‘not many’ of something.
- A couple or a pair is 2 of something.
- A triple or a triplet is 3 of something.
- A quadruple or quadruplet is 4 of something.
- A dozen is 12 of something.
- A baker’s dozen is 12 + 1, or 13.
- A gross is 144, or 12 x 12, of something.
- Four score and seven is (4 x 20) + 7, or 87.

“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give Fido only two of them.” -Phil Pastoret
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“When you have mastered the numbers, you will in fact no longer be reading numbers, any more than you read words when reading a book. You will be reading meanings.” -Harold ‘Hal’ Sydney Geneen (1910 - 1997): “Managing” (1985), Chapter Nine: ‘The Numbers,’ page 151

One: Slightly more than none.
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Over In The Meadow

9/11/2024

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Over In The Meadow

Over in the meadow,
     In the sand in the sun,
Lived an old mother toadie,
     And her little toadie one,
“Wink!” said the mother;
     “I wink!” said the one,
So they winked and they blinked,
     In the sand in the sun.

Over in the meadow,
     Where the stream runs blue,
Lived an old mother fish,
     And her little fishes two,
“Swim!” said the mother;
     “We swim!” said the two,
So they swam and they leaped,
     Where the stream runs blue.

Over in the meadow,
     In a hole in a tree,
Lived an old mother bluebird,
     And her little birdies three,
“Sing!” said the mother;
     “We sing!” said the three,
So they sang and were glad,
     In a hole in the tree.

Over in the meadow,
     In the reeds on the shore,
Lived an old mother muskrat,
     And her little ratties four,
“Dive!” said the mother;
     “We dive!” said the four,
So they dived and they burrowed,
     In the reeds on the shore.

Over in the meadow,
     In a snug beehive,
Lived a mother honey bee,
     And her little bees five,
“Buzz!” said the mother;
     “We buzz!” said the five,
So they buzzed and they hummed,
     In the snug beehive.

Over in the meadow,
     In a nest built of sticks,
Lived a black mother crow,
     And her little crows six,
“Caw!” said the mother;
     “We caw!” said the six,
So they cawed and they called,
     In their nest built of sticks.

Over in the meadow,
     Where the grass is so even,
Lived a gay mother cricket,
     And her little crickets seven.
“Chirp!” said the mother;
     “We chirp!” said the seven,
So they chirped cheery notes,
     In the grass soft and even.

Over in the meadow,
     By the old mossy gate,
Lived a brown mother lizard,
     And her little lizards eight,
“Bask!” said the mother;
     “We bask!” said the eight,
So they basked in the sun,
     On the old mossy gate.

Over in the meadow,
     Where the quiet pools shine,
Lived a green mother frog,
     And her little froggies nine,
“Croak!” said the mother;
     “We croak!” said the nine,
So they croaked and they splashed,
     Where the quiet pools shine.

Over in the meadow,
     In a sly little den,
Lived a gray mother spider,
     And her little spiders ten,
“Spin!” said the mother;
     “We spin!” said the ten,
So they spun lacy webs,
     In their sly little den.

By Olive A. Wadsworth (1870)

“Over In The Meadow” is a counting poem that can be used to help people gain familiarity with the names, spoken sounds, and concept of numbers, by linking them in the mind’s eye to the memorable word pictures in the ten stanzas of eight lines each that make up the poem.

Olive A. Wadsworth is a pseudonym of Katherine Floyd ‘Kitty’ Dana, who was born on 21 January 1835 in Mastic, New York, United States of America. She was married to William Buck ‘Buck’ Dana. She became a writer, a poet, and an artist. Katherine Floyd ‘Kitty’ Dana passed on at 51 years of age on 6 April 1886.

Five Batty Bats

2/14/2020

Five Batty Bats

Five batty bats
Were hanging ’neath the moon.

“Quiet!” said the first.
“The witch is coming soon.”

“She’s green,” said the second,
“With a purple pointy nose.”

“Black boots,” said the third,
“Cover up her pointy toes.”

“Her broom,” said the fourth,
“Can scratch you - that I know!”

“I’m scared,” said the fifth,
“I think we’d better go.”

Five batty bats
Escaped into the night.

“Dear me,” said the witch
“That’s a scary sight!”

by Author Unknown

Five Little Kittens

1/21/2020

Five Little Kittens

Five little kittens playing on the floor,
     One smelled a mouse, then there were four.
Four little kittens fat as fat could be,
     One saw a puppy, then there were three.
Three little kittens watched how birdies flew,
     One ran far up the tree, then there were two.
Two little kittens snoozing in the sun,
     One chased a rabbit, then there was one.
One little kitten looking for some fun,
     He fluffed his tail and scampered off,
Now there isn’t even one.

by Author Unknown

Three Little Penguins

1/20/2020

Picture of three penguins.

Three Little Penguins

Three little penguins,
    dressed in white and black.
Waddle, waddle forward
    and waddle right back!
Three little penguins,
    in a funny pose,
They are wearing
    their evening clothes.
Their suits are black
    and their vests are white.
They waddle to the left
    and they waddle to the right.
They stand on the ice
    and they look very neat,
As they waddle along
    on their little flat feet.

by Author Unknown

Five Strong Police Officers

1/19/2020

Five Strong Police Officers

Five strong police officers standing by a store.
     One went to direct traffic, and then there were four.
Four strong police officers watching over me.
     One took home a lost boy, and then there were three.
Three strong police officers dressed all in blue.
     One stopped a speeding car, and then there were two.
Two strong police officers how fast they can run.
     One stopped a burglar and then there was one.
One strong police officer heard some children say.
     We would like to be police officers when we grow up some day.

by Author Unknown

Five Little Pigs

8/8/2019

Five Little Pigs

Five little pigs rolled in the mud
Squish, squash, squish, it sure felt good.
The farmer took a pig out and cleaned him up nicely.

Four little pigs rolled in the mud.
Squish, squash, squish, it sure felt good.
The farmer took a pig out and cleaned him up nicely.

Three little pigs rolled in the mud.
Squish, squash, squish, it sure felt good.
The farmer took a pig out and cleaned him up nicely.

Two little pigs rolled in the mud.
Squish, squash, squish, it sure felt good.
The farmer took a pig out and cleaned him up nicely.

One little pig rolled in the mud.
Squish, squash, squish, it sure felt good.
The farmer took a pig out and cleaned him up nicely.

No little pigs rolled in the mud.
They all looked nice and clean.
The farmer turned his back and what do you know!
All those little pigs jumped back in the mud.

by Author Unknown

Ten Little Ducklings

9/26/2018

Ten Little Ducklings

Ten little ducklings,
     Dash, dash, dash!
Jumped in the duck pond,
     Splash, splash, splash!
When the mother called them,
      “Quack, quack, quack!”
Ten little ducklings,
     Swam right back.

by Author Unknown

Five Little Pumpkins

6/23/2018

Five Little Pumpkins

Five little pumpkins were sitting on a gate,
The first one said, “Oh my, it’s getting late!”
The second one said, “There are witches in the air!”
The third one said, “But we don’t care!”
The fourth one said, “Let’s run and run and run!”
The fifth one said, “I’m ready for some fun!”
“Woo-oo-oo,” went the wind, and out went the light,
And the five little pumpkins rolled out of sight.

by Author Unknown

Nine Little Groundhogs

5/23/2018

Nine Little Groundhogs

One little, two little,
Three little groundhogs,
Four little, five little,
Six little groundhogs,
Seven little, eight little,
Nine little groundhogs,
Sleeping down under the ground.

by Author Unknown

Ten Fluffy Chickens

4/26/2018

Ten Fluffy Chickens

Five eggs and five eggs,
That makes ten.
Sitting on top is the mother hen,
Cluck, cluck, cluck!

Crack, crack, crack -
What do I see:
Ten fluffy chickens,
As happy as can be!

by Author Unknown

Five Little Mice

4/26/2018

Five Little Mice

Five little mice on the pantry floor
     Looking for breadcrumbs or something more
Five little mice on the shelf up high
     Eating so nicely on a pie
But the big round eyes of the wise old cat
     See what the five little mice are at
Quickly he jumps, but the mice run away
     And hide in their snug little hole all day

by Author Unknown

Five Little Ghosts

4/26/2018

Five Little Ghosts

Five little ghosts dressed all in white
     Were scaring each other on Halloween night.
“Boo!” said the first one, “I’ll catch you!”
     “Boo!” said the second, “I don’t care if you do!”
The third ghost said, “You can’t run away from me!”
     And the fourth one said, “I’ll scare everyone I see!”
Then the fifth one said, “It’s time to disappear!”
     “See you at Halloween time next year!”

by Author Unknown

Six Little Ducks

4/26/2018

Six Little Ducks

Six little ducks that I once knew
     Tall ones, short ones, fat ones, skinny ones, too.
But the one little duck with the feathers on his back
     He led them all with his quack, quack, quack!

Down to the river they would go
     Wibble wobble, wibble wobble, to and fro,
But the one little duck with the feathers on his back
     He led the others with his quack, quack quack!

Into the water he would dive
     Followed fast by the other five
And the one little duck with the feathers on his back
     He led them all with his quack quack, quack!

by Author Unknown

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