Recipe for Preserving Children
Ingredients
□ 1 grass-grown field
□ frogs, turtles, kitties, and so forth.
□ 1 brook
□ pebbles
□ several dogs, puppies
□ 1/2 dozen children or more
Directions
1. Into the field, pour the children and dogs and such, allowing to mix well.
2. Pour some brook over the pebbles until slightly frothy.
3. When the children are nicely browned by the sun, cool in warm tub.
4. When dry, serve with milk and freshly baked cookies.
by Author unknown
Ingredients
□ 1 grass-grown field
□ frogs, turtles, kitties, and so forth.
□ 1 brook
□ pebbles
□ several dogs, puppies
□ 1/2 dozen children or more
Directions
1. Into the field, pour the children and dogs and such, allowing to mix well.
2. Pour some brook over the pebbles until slightly frothy.
3. When the children are nicely browned by the sun, cool in warm tub.
4. When dry, serve with milk and freshly baked cookies.
by Author unknown