It is always a delight to see someone doing such a fine job of taking care of his teeth . . .
Vera: What do you call a big white animal that is shaped like a tooth?
Veronica: A molar bear.
Humans have a variety of teeth, including incisors, canines, molars, and premolars, each designed for specific purposes. Incisors bite pieces from food. Canines hold food and tear it apart. Molars and premolars grind food.
Gilbert: What is a dentist’s favorite horror movie?
Herbert: “The Creature from the Plaque Lagoon.”
Your teeth are important - they help you to chew,
They help you to smile and say, “How do you do?”
Be sure to take care of them morning and night,
By brushing and flossing, you’ll keep your teeth bright.
-Author Unknown
Teeth and Dentists Facts
- Teeth help break down food by ‘chewing,’ or tearing, cutting, crushing, breaking apart, and grinding.
- Teeth are ‘rooted’ in bone tissue.
- Teeth are surrounded by gums and other ‘soft tissue.’
- Teeth are covered in a hard substance called ‘enamel.’
- Tooth enamel is the hardest substance in the human body.
- Cavities, also known as ‘dental caries,’ are recesses and holes in teeth that can lead to tooth loss if left untreated.
- People who clean, repair, and in other ways care for teeth are called ‘dentists.’
- Braces can help straighten or align crooked teeth.
- People who install and adjust braces are called ‘orthodontists.’
Madge: What did the dentist give the school marching band?
Marge: A tuba toothpaste.
Humans form two sets of teeth over the course of their lives. The first set, called predecessors or baby teeth, consists of 20 teeth. These teeth fall out and are replaced by adult teeth sometime between 6 and 12 years of age. The second set of teeth, known as succedaneous or permanent or adult teeth, consists of 32 teeth.
Darren: What does a dentist call his X-rays?
Darrel: Tooth-pics!
The earliest toothbrush was developed sometime around 3,000 B.C.E. It was called a ‘chew stick’ and was crafted from a small twig with a frayed end that was rubbed against the teeth. The first toothbrush with bristles is believed to have been developed in China in 1498. The bristles were taken from hogs at first, and later from horses. DuPont de Nemours introduced the first toothbrush with nylon bristles, called ‘Doctor West’s Miracle Toothbrush,’ in 1938. Squibb Pharmaceuticals marketed the first electric toothbrush, known as the Broxodent, in 1960.
Sign on dentist’s houseboat: ‘Offshore Drilling.’
Electric toothbrushes generate 3,000 to 7,500 strokes per minute, compared to about 300 strokes per minute with manual brushing.
Rex: What did the dentist of the year get?
Max: A little plaque.
“Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s awfully hard to get it back in.” -H. R. Haldeman (Harry Robbins ‘Bob’ Haldeman (1926 - 1993))
Dental Assistant: Do you have a dental plan?
Patient: Yes, I chew on the other side.
Vera: What do you call a big white animal that is shaped like a tooth?
Veronica: A molar bear.
Humans have a variety of teeth, including incisors, canines, molars, and premolars, each designed for specific purposes. Incisors bite pieces from food. Canines hold food and tear it apart. Molars and premolars grind food.
Gilbert: What is a dentist’s favorite horror movie?
Herbert: “The Creature from the Plaque Lagoon.”
Your teeth are important - they help you to chew,
They help you to smile and say, “How do you do?”
Be sure to take care of them morning and night,
By brushing and flossing, you’ll keep your teeth bright.
-Author Unknown
Teeth and Dentists Facts
- Teeth help break down food by ‘chewing,’ or tearing, cutting, crushing, breaking apart, and grinding.
- Teeth are ‘rooted’ in bone tissue.
- Teeth are surrounded by gums and other ‘soft tissue.’
- Teeth are covered in a hard substance called ‘enamel.’
- Tooth enamel is the hardest substance in the human body.
- Cavities, also known as ‘dental caries,’ are recesses and holes in teeth that can lead to tooth loss if left untreated.
- People who clean, repair, and in other ways care for teeth are called ‘dentists.’
- Braces can help straighten or align crooked teeth.
- People who install and adjust braces are called ‘orthodontists.’
Madge: What did the dentist give the school marching band?
Marge: A tuba toothpaste.
Humans form two sets of teeth over the course of their lives. The first set, called predecessors or baby teeth, consists of 20 teeth. These teeth fall out and are replaced by adult teeth sometime between 6 and 12 years of age. The second set of teeth, known as succedaneous or permanent or adult teeth, consists of 32 teeth.
Darren: What does a dentist call his X-rays?
Darrel: Tooth-pics!
The earliest toothbrush was developed sometime around 3,000 B.C.E. It was called a ‘chew stick’ and was crafted from a small twig with a frayed end that was rubbed against the teeth. The first toothbrush with bristles is believed to have been developed in China in 1498. The bristles were taken from hogs at first, and later from horses. DuPont de Nemours introduced the first toothbrush with nylon bristles, called ‘Doctor West’s Miracle Toothbrush,’ in 1938. Squibb Pharmaceuticals marketed the first electric toothbrush, known as the Broxodent, in 1960.
Sign on dentist’s houseboat: ‘Offshore Drilling.’
Electric toothbrushes generate 3,000 to 7,500 strokes per minute, compared to about 300 strokes per minute with manual brushing.
Rex: What did the dentist of the year get?
Max: A little plaque.
“Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s awfully hard to get it back in.” -H. R. Haldeman (Harry Robbins ‘Bob’ Haldeman (1926 - 1993))
Dental Assistant: Do you have a dental plan?
Patient: Yes, I chew on the other side.
Surprisingly, good dental self-care is not complicated . . .
The Colgate-Palmolive Company claims ‘Tooth Fairy’ as a registered trademark. No word yet on how the Tooth Fairy feels about this infringement . . .
Rich: What are the six most frightening words in the English language?
Mitch: “The dentist will see you now.”
King James IV (1473 - 1513) of Scotland was an amateur dentist. He even paid people to let him practice on their teeth. Who could say no to his royal majesty?
Bertha: What do you call a dentist who offers to clean a werewolf’s teeth?
Bert: Crazy!
“Be kind to your dentist; after all, he or she has fillings, too.” -Author Unknown
There was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently.
-William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616): “Much Ado About Nothing” (1598 - 1599), Act 5, scene 1
Rusty: Painless dentist, indeed! Why, he is no different from any other dentist I have been to.
Randy: Why, did he hurt you?
Rusty: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.
In 1867, Lucy Hobbs Taylor became the first woman in the United States of America to become a certified dentist. She graduated from the Ohio College of Dental Surgery.
Henrietta: What two letters spell big trouble for your teeth?
Helena: D-k.
Minnie: What happened when the dentist married the manicurist?
Reggie: They fought tooth and nail.
Nutty idea: The oil in cashews is said to help prevent tooth decay.
Brush Your Teeth
Brush, brush, brush your teeth.
At least two times a day.
Cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning,
Fighting tooth decay.
Floss, floss, floss your teeth.
Every single day.
Gently, gently, gently, gently,
Whisking plaque away.
Rinse, rinse, rinse your teeth
Every single day.
Swishing, swishing, swishing, swishing,
Fighting tooth decay.
by Author Unknown: sung to the tune, “Row, Row, Row Your Boat”
In olden times, long, long ago, the Tooth Fairy had a terrible time keeping up with lost teeth. The ones that were nearby she could hear when they fell out. Her ears got very sharp, and she could tell the difference between a tooth falling from a mouth and, say, an acorn falling from a tree. But beyond her hearing distance, she needed elves to help her, just as Santa Claus needs elves. When a tooth fell many miles away, the nearest elf would hop on his unicorn and ride to the next elf to spread the news. And he’d ride his unicorn, and so on, until the news reached the Tooth Fairy, who would give the elf a coin, and he’d ride back to make sure it made its way under the appropriate pillow. A lot of work, don’t you think? The Tooth Fairy is very faithful, so she made the system work. But today we live in the digital age, and the Tooth Fairy takes every advantage of this. All of the Tooth Fairy’s helper elves now have cell phones and webcams that eliminate the need for unicorns. A good thing, because unicorns are very hard to find these days. But best of all is the tooth scanner, an electronic gadget that can scan a house and locate each of the people in it, then scan their teeth to identify a loose tooth before it even falls out. So, the Tooth Fairy’s elves scan their houses and watch for the loose teeth to fall, then they call TF herself, who comes in person with her reward. Even though the Tooth Fairy now uses new technology to keep up her good work, she’s still as special as she always was. So, remember that when your next tooth starts to wiggle a little bit, you’re already on the Tooth Fairy’s radar and you’re sure to get your prize.
About 45 percent of people use mouthwash daily. Some mouthwashes can reduce the abundance of bacteria and fungi in the mouth, which can cause bad breath, leave an unpleasant taste, and produce acids that cause cavities.
Patient: How much do you charge for pulling a tooth?
Dentist: One-hundred and eighty-five dollars.
Patient: That much for only a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I could do it very slowly.
Things You Need to Know Before Visiting a Dentist
-Your teeth do not grow back. Find a dentist who is not aggressive in treating your teeth, and who will do the least amount of dental work necessary.
-Your oral health is linked to your overall health. Bad teeth and gums are linked to many chronic diseases, including diabetes, heart disease, and stroke.
-Dental materials are different. Some dental materials are better than others are. Better materials may cost more; however, they can last longer and save you time and money in the long-run.
-Your teeth are the best. No artificial material is better than your own teeth. Take excellent care of your teeth.
-Do not wait until your teeth hurt to schedule a dentist appointment.
Dentures: Two rows of artificial ivories that may be removed periodically to frighten one’s grandchildren or provide accompaniment to Spanish music.
“Be true to your teeth and they won’t be false to you.” -Author Unknown
The Colgate-Palmolive Company claims ‘Tooth Fairy’ as a registered trademark. No word yet on how the Tooth Fairy feels about this infringement . . .
Rich: What are the six most frightening words in the English language?
Mitch: “The dentist will see you now.”
King James IV (1473 - 1513) of Scotland was an amateur dentist. He even paid people to let him practice on their teeth. Who could say no to his royal majesty?
Bertha: What do you call a dentist who offers to clean a werewolf’s teeth?
Bert: Crazy!
“Be kind to your dentist; after all, he or she has fillings, too.” -Author Unknown
There was never yet a philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently.
-William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616): “Much Ado About Nothing” (1598 - 1599), Act 5, scene 1
Rusty: Painless dentist, indeed! Why, he is no different from any other dentist I have been to.
Randy: Why, did he hurt you?
Rusty: No, but he screamed when I bit his finger.
In 1867, Lucy Hobbs Taylor became the first woman in the United States of America to become a certified dentist. She graduated from the Ohio College of Dental Surgery.
Henrietta: What two letters spell big trouble for your teeth?
Helena: D-k.
Minnie: What happened when the dentist married the manicurist?
Reggie: They fought tooth and nail.
Nutty idea: The oil in cashews is said to help prevent tooth decay.
Brush Your Teeth
Brush, brush, brush your teeth.
At least two times a day.
Cleaning, cleaning, cleaning, cleaning,
Fighting tooth decay.
Floss, floss, floss your teeth.
Every single day.
Gently, gently, gently, gently,
Whisking plaque away.
Rinse, rinse, rinse your teeth
Every single day.
Swishing, swishing, swishing, swishing,
Fighting tooth decay.
by Author Unknown: sung to the tune, “Row, Row, Row Your Boat”
In olden times, long, long ago, the Tooth Fairy had a terrible time keeping up with lost teeth. The ones that were nearby she could hear when they fell out. Her ears got very sharp, and she could tell the difference between a tooth falling from a mouth and, say, an acorn falling from a tree. But beyond her hearing distance, she needed elves to help her, just as Santa Claus needs elves. When a tooth fell many miles away, the nearest elf would hop on his unicorn and ride to the next elf to spread the news. And he’d ride his unicorn, and so on, until the news reached the Tooth Fairy, who would give the elf a coin, and he’d ride back to make sure it made its way under the appropriate pillow. A lot of work, don’t you think? The Tooth Fairy is very faithful, so she made the system work. But today we live in the digital age, and the Tooth Fairy takes every advantage of this. All of the Tooth Fairy’s helper elves now have cell phones and webcams that eliminate the need for unicorns. A good thing, because unicorns are very hard to find these days. But best of all is the tooth scanner, an electronic gadget that can scan a house and locate each of the people in it, then scan their teeth to identify a loose tooth before it even falls out. So, the Tooth Fairy’s elves scan their houses and watch for the loose teeth to fall, then they call TF herself, who comes in person with her reward. Even though the Tooth Fairy now uses new technology to keep up her good work, she’s still as special as she always was. So, remember that when your next tooth starts to wiggle a little bit, you’re already on the Tooth Fairy’s radar and you’re sure to get your prize.
About 45 percent of people use mouthwash daily. Some mouthwashes can reduce the abundance of bacteria and fungi in the mouth, which can cause bad breath, leave an unpleasant taste, and produce acids that cause cavities.
Patient: How much do you charge for pulling a tooth?
Dentist: One-hundred and eighty-five dollars.
Patient: That much for only a few minutes work?
Dentist: Well, I could do it very slowly.
Things You Need to Know Before Visiting a Dentist
-Your teeth do not grow back. Find a dentist who is not aggressive in treating your teeth, and who will do the least amount of dental work necessary.
-Your oral health is linked to your overall health. Bad teeth and gums are linked to many chronic diseases, including diabetes, heart disease, and stroke.
-Dental materials are different. Some dental materials are better than others are. Better materials may cost more; however, they can last longer and save you time and money in the long-run.
-Your teeth are the best. No artificial material is better than your own teeth. Take excellent care of your teeth.
-Do not wait until your teeth hurt to schedule a dentist appointment.
Dentures: Two rows of artificial ivories that may be removed periodically to frighten one’s grandchildren or provide accompaniment to Spanish music.
“Be true to your teeth and they won’t be false to you.” -Author Unknown
Tooth Care Guidelines
- Brush your teeth either at least twice a day or within 20 minutes after each meal to ensure optimal dental health.
- Replace your toothbrush with a new one once every three months, because the bristles wear down with use and tiny microorganisms can grow in them over time.
- Thoroughly rinse your toothbrush after brushing and place it where it can dry completely.
- Flossing on a daily basis ensures healthy gums and teeth.
- Visit your dentist once every six months and any other time you feel a need to.
- Children as well as adults can have their teeth straightened and aligned by orthodontists.
Patient: The tooth you just pulled was not the bad one.
Dentist: Be patient, I am now getting closer to the right one.
A man walked into a dentist’s work area during a surgery and said, “Excuse me, can you help me? I keep thinking that I am a moth.” “You don’t need a dentist; you need a psychiatrist.” “Yes, I know.” “So why did you come in here?” “The light was on . . .”
Power Drill
There was a young dentist who thrilled
To the sound of a tooth being filled;
He would practice, they said
Every night in his shed . . .
With an old power drill he’s skilled.
by Author Unknown
Scientists may someday develop methods that will allow adults to grow replacements for their damaged or missing teeth. That, along with the invention of a bed that makes itself and a refrigerator that goes to the store all by itself and does the grocery shopping, will finally allow humankind to focus on the really important tasks ahead of us, like building a rollercoaster on the Moon.
Strange
Did it ever seem strange to you, Ruth,
That fairies would pay for a tooth?
They could carve them, I guess,
Or collect, more or less,
Or somebody’s stretching the truth.
by Author Unknown
Dentist: So are you doing anything fun for the holiday?
Patient: Fasdfsfwer aweorijsladf asdfewo waoefief . . .
Dentist: Oh, sounds fun!
Dentists . . . making the world a better place, one smile at a time . . .
Brushing
Here’s my toothpaste, here’s my brush
I won’t hurry, I won’t rush.
Working hard to keep teeth clean
Front and back and in between
When I brush for quite a while
I will have a happy smile.
by Author Unknown (can be sung to the same tune as that of, “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star”)
There is not enough smiling going on in the world today. You can help to correct this situation by becoming a dentist, oral hygienist, dental assistant, orthodontist, periodontist, X-ray technician, dental office receptionist, or other professional who works with dental and oral hygiene. We would be amiss if we failed to mention the other smile care specialists, including the dental lab technicians who make dentures, partials, crowns, and implants.
Ruth: What did the tooth say to the dentist?
Russ: “Fill ‘er up!”
I’ve been Brushing
I’ve been brushing with my toothbrush,
Brushing every day.
I’ve been brushing with my toothbrush,
It’s how I fight decay.
All my teeth are gonna sparkle,
How proud I will be.
Every time I want to smile, my
Teeth will shine for me!
Always brush your teeth,
Every single day.
Keep those cavities away!
Use your brush and paste,
Just the way you should,
Keep your smile looking good!
by Author Unknown: sung to the tune ”I’ve Been Working on the Railroad”
Do dentists go to other dentists, or do they just do it themselves?
Teeth and Dentists Quiz
- What is the hardest substance in the human body?
- What are people who install and adjust braces called?
- How often should a person brush his or her teeth?
- How often should a person schedule a visit to a dentist’s office?
Hansel: What is a dentist’s favorite day of the week?
Gretel: Toothsday!
Teeth and Dentists Quiz Answers
- The hardest substance in the human body is tooth enamel.
- People who install and adjust braces are called orthodontists.
- A person should brush his or her teeth a minimum of twice each day.
- A person should schedule a visit to a dentist’s office every six months or more often when necessary.
Do you need encouragement to brush your teeth? Visit https://www.2min2x.org/.
“You don’t have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep!” -Author Unknown
Somewhere, there is a dentist who can’t wait to meet you.
This is MFOL! . . . all this mention of teeth and dentists makes us want to go brush our teeth, so we will leave you to the next article . . .
- Brush your teeth either at least twice a day or within 20 minutes after each meal to ensure optimal dental health.
- Replace your toothbrush with a new one once every three months, because the bristles wear down with use and tiny microorganisms can grow in them over time.
- Thoroughly rinse your toothbrush after brushing and place it where it can dry completely.
- Flossing on a daily basis ensures healthy gums and teeth.
- Visit your dentist once every six months and any other time you feel a need to.
- Children as well as adults can have their teeth straightened and aligned by orthodontists.
Patient: The tooth you just pulled was not the bad one.
Dentist: Be patient, I am now getting closer to the right one.
A man walked into a dentist’s work area during a surgery and said, “Excuse me, can you help me? I keep thinking that I am a moth.” “You don’t need a dentist; you need a psychiatrist.” “Yes, I know.” “So why did you come in here?” “The light was on . . .”
Power Drill
There was a young dentist who thrilled
To the sound of a tooth being filled;
He would practice, they said
Every night in his shed . . .
With an old power drill he’s skilled.
by Author Unknown
Scientists may someday develop methods that will allow adults to grow replacements for their damaged or missing teeth. That, along with the invention of a bed that makes itself and a refrigerator that goes to the store all by itself and does the grocery shopping, will finally allow humankind to focus on the really important tasks ahead of us, like building a rollercoaster on the Moon.
Strange
Did it ever seem strange to you, Ruth,
That fairies would pay for a tooth?
They could carve them, I guess,
Or collect, more or less,
Or somebody’s stretching the truth.
by Author Unknown
Dentist: So are you doing anything fun for the holiday?
Patient: Fasdfsfwer aweorijsladf asdfewo waoefief . . .
Dentist: Oh, sounds fun!
Dentists . . . making the world a better place, one smile at a time . . .
Brushing
Here’s my toothpaste, here’s my brush
I won’t hurry, I won’t rush.
Working hard to keep teeth clean
Front and back and in between
When I brush for quite a while
I will have a happy smile.
by Author Unknown (can be sung to the same tune as that of, “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star”)
There is not enough smiling going on in the world today. You can help to correct this situation by becoming a dentist, oral hygienist, dental assistant, orthodontist, periodontist, X-ray technician, dental office receptionist, or other professional who works with dental and oral hygiene. We would be amiss if we failed to mention the other smile care specialists, including the dental lab technicians who make dentures, partials, crowns, and implants.
Ruth: What did the tooth say to the dentist?
Russ: “Fill ‘er up!”
I’ve been Brushing
I’ve been brushing with my toothbrush,
Brushing every day.
I’ve been brushing with my toothbrush,
It’s how I fight decay.
All my teeth are gonna sparkle,
How proud I will be.
Every time I want to smile, my
Teeth will shine for me!
Always brush your teeth,
Every single day.
Keep those cavities away!
Use your brush and paste,
Just the way you should,
Keep your smile looking good!
by Author Unknown: sung to the tune ”I’ve Been Working on the Railroad”
Do dentists go to other dentists, or do they just do it themselves?
Teeth and Dentists Quiz
- What is the hardest substance in the human body?
- What are people who install and adjust braces called?
- How often should a person brush his or her teeth?
- How often should a person schedule a visit to a dentist’s office?
Hansel: What is a dentist’s favorite day of the week?
Gretel: Toothsday!
Teeth and Dentists Quiz Answers
- The hardest substance in the human body is tooth enamel.
- People who install and adjust braces are called orthodontists.
- A person should brush his or her teeth a minimum of twice each day.
- A person should schedule a visit to a dentist’s office every six months or more often when necessary.
Do you need encouragement to brush your teeth? Visit https://www.2min2x.org/.
“You don’t have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep!” -Author Unknown
Somewhere, there is a dentist who can’t wait to meet you.
This is MFOL! . . . all this mention of teeth and dentists makes us want to go brush our teeth, so we will leave you to the next article . . .
