“Ask yourself who you want to help today, then put on your cape and do it.” -Scottie Somers
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Judy: Who can leap higher than a tall building?
Jody: Anybody, because tall buildings cannot leap!
Overheard: I am not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in a room together.
Superman first appeared in “Action Comics no. 1” (June 1938).
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“The superhero’s mission is to fight evil and protect the innocent; this fight is universal, prosocial, and selfless.” -Robin S. Rosenberg
Myrna: What is Batman’s favorite part of a joke?
Verna: The ‘punch’ line!
We have a great idea for a new superhero: Spudman. Like all potato people, he has many ‘eyes’ so he can simultaneously see in all directions without having to turn and look. His secret hideout is underground in a farm field, although he is often spotted in the produce section at grocery stores. He has to contend with a number of villainous chefs who want to turn him into garlic mashed potatoes, onion-potato cakes, a bacon-and-chives topped stuffed baked potato, or other fabulous foodstuffs, while he tries to save the people of Vegopolis from a massive celery famine, all the while being distracted by Sweet Potato and Candied Yam, both of whom are competing for his attention . . . what’s that . . . oh, gotta go, the boss is yelling at us to stop goofing around and get back to work!
Kirby: How does the butler Alfred Pennyworth call Batman to dinner?
Herbie: “Dinner-dinner-dinner-dinner-dinner-dinner-Batman!!!” (Sing it to the tune of the 1960’s “Batman” television show theme music to get the full effect of the joke.)
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Judy: Who can leap higher than a tall building?
Jody: Anybody, because tall buildings cannot leap!
Overheard: I am not saying I am Batman, I am just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in a room together.
Superman first appeared in “Action Comics no. 1” (June 1938).
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“The superhero’s mission is to fight evil and protect the innocent; this fight is universal, prosocial, and selfless.” -Robin S. Rosenberg
Myrna: What is Batman’s favorite part of a joke?
Verna: The ‘punch’ line!
We have a great idea for a new superhero: Spudman. Like all potato people, he has many ‘eyes’ so he can simultaneously see in all directions without having to turn and look. His secret hideout is underground in a farm field, although he is often spotted in the produce section at grocery stores. He has to contend with a number of villainous chefs who want to turn him into garlic mashed potatoes, onion-potato cakes, a bacon-and-chives topped stuffed baked potato, or other fabulous foodstuffs, while he tries to save the people of Vegopolis from a massive celery famine, all the while being distracted by Sweet Potato and Candied Yam, both of whom are competing for his attention . . . what’s that . . . oh, gotta go, the boss is yelling at us to stop goofing around and get back to work!
Kirby: How does the butler Alfred Pennyworth call Batman to dinner?
Herbie: “Dinner-dinner-dinner-dinner-dinner-dinner-Batman!!!” (Sing it to the tune of the 1960’s “Batman” television show theme music to get the full effect of the joke.)
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Eunice: Why is Superman’s shirt so tight?
Eustice: Because it is a size ‘S’!
People tend to think they are physically stronger when wearing Superman t-shirts.
Superboy: Why could Batman and Robin not go fishing?
Superman: Why?
Superboy: Because Robin ate all the worms!
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Every episode of the television show “Seinfeld” has a Superman picture, action figure, or reference somewhere in it.
Spiderman went to the video rental store and asked if he could have “Batman Forever.” The clerk said, “No, just 24 hours like everyone else.”
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Overheard: If I could be a superhero, I would be called Ironic. That way, when there is any trouble and I am running away from it, people would say, “Isn’t that Ironic?”
Emma: How does Spiderman repair holes in his costume?
Emmit: With super glue!
“What is a superhero? They’re supposed to represent hope, opportunity, and strength for everybody.” -Aldis Hodge
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“If you had asked me back in grade school what I wanted to be when I grew up, I would have said my first choice was an actor, but if I couldn’t be that, I’d want to be a superhero.” -Vin Diesel
Archie: What is green and sour and flies?
Archibald: Super Pickle!
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Alvin: What is Spiderman’s favorite month?
Vincent: Webruary.
“Not all superheroes wear capes . . . some of them wear funny hats.” -David Hugh Beaumont (born 1966)
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Charlene: What would you get if Batman and his sidekick Robin were run over by a herd of stampeding elephants?
Darlene: Flatman and Ribbon.
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The unassuming Clark Kent wears regular-people clothes, but when he becomes Superman, he rapidly changes into a colorful red-and-blue spandex suit with a cape - so what does he do with his regular clothes when he is in super-mode? Rumor has it that he wears his superhero outfit under his regular clothes, and that he has a hidden pocket in his cape, into which he places his super-neatly-folded regular clothes. Mystery solved!
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Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
The bat-mobile lost its wheels,
And Joker got away!
-Author Unknown
Customer: Where do superheroes shop for groceries?
Cashier: At the Supermarket!
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Eustice: Because it is a size ‘S’!
People tend to think they are physically stronger when wearing Superman t-shirts.
Superboy: Why could Batman and Robin not go fishing?
Superman: Why?
Superboy: Because Robin ate all the worms!
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Every episode of the television show “Seinfeld” has a Superman picture, action figure, or reference somewhere in it.
Spiderman went to the video rental store and asked if he could have “Batman Forever.” The clerk said, “No, just 24 hours like everyone else.”
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Overheard: If I could be a superhero, I would be called Ironic. That way, when there is any trouble and I am running away from it, people would say, “Isn’t that Ironic?”
Emma: How does Spiderman repair holes in his costume?
Emmit: With super glue!
“What is a superhero? They’re supposed to represent hope, opportunity, and strength for everybody.” -Aldis Hodge
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“If you had asked me back in grade school what I wanted to be when I grew up, I would have said my first choice was an actor, but if I couldn’t be that, I’d want to be a superhero.” -Vin Diesel
Archie: What is green and sour and flies?
Archibald: Super Pickle!
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Alvin: What is Spiderman’s favorite month?
Vincent: Webruary.
“Not all superheroes wear capes . . . some of them wear funny hats.” -David Hugh Beaumont (born 1966)
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Charlene: What would you get if Batman and his sidekick Robin were run over by a herd of stampeding elephants?
Darlene: Flatman and Ribbon.
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The unassuming Clark Kent wears regular-people clothes, but when he becomes Superman, he rapidly changes into a colorful red-and-blue spandex suit with a cape - so what does he do with his regular clothes when he is in super-mode? Rumor has it that he wears his superhero outfit under his regular clothes, and that he has a hidden pocket in his cape, into which he places his super-neatly-folded regular clothes. Mystery solved!
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Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg,
The bat-mobile lost its wheels,
And Joker got away!
-Author Unknown
Customer: Where do superheroes shop for groceries?
Cashier: At the Supermarket!
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Darla: Why did the superhero cross the superhighway?
Marla: To get to the supermarket.
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“I need a day when there aren’t twenty crises to deal with, but I don’t see that coming any time soon.” -Iron Man
Superman, also known as Clark Kent, was created in 1934 by Jerome ‘Jerry’ Siegel, a graduate of Glenville High School in Cleveland, Ohio, United States of America. Mr. Siegel’s partner, Joseph ‘Joe’ Shuster, improved the character with tights, a cape, and a handsome face. They moved to New York City, where they faced hard times and sold all rights to the comic-strip character to DC Comics for a mere $130. In June 1938, the first Superman comic appeared, and the muscle-bound flying man ‘really took off.’
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“Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.” -Batman
Merlin: What was Batman doing in a tree?
Marlena: Looking for Robin.
“We must be careful with our words; we’re like superheroes and words are like our super powers. Super powers should always be used to help others.” -Dianna Hardy
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Superheroes wear costumes made of space-age materials such as Spandex and Mylar.
As the mild-mannered Clark Kent, Superman is afraid of girls. He is probably worried that he will run into the one he stole the red-and-blue outfit he wears from.
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Amy: Why did Batman cross the road?
Jamie: To be a good example by showing people how to cross safely!
“Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound! Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Superman!” -George Lother, making the program introduction for the “Superman” radio show (first broadcast 12 February 1940)
Marla: To get to the supermarket.
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“I need a day when there aren’t twenty crises to deal with, but I don’t see that coming any time soon.” -Iron Man
Superman, also known as Clark Kent, was created in 1934 by Jerome ‘Jerry’ Siegel, a graduate of Glenville High School in Cleveland, Ohio, United States of America. Mr. Siegel’s partner, Joseph ‘Joe’ Shuster, improved the character with tights, a cape, and a handsome face. They moved to New York City, where they faced hard times and sold all rights to the comic-strip character to DC Comics for a mere $130. In June 1938, the first Superman comic appeared, and the muscle-bound flying man ‘really took off.’
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“Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves back up.” -Batman
Merlin: What was Batman doing in a tree?
Marlena: Looking for Robin.
“We must be careful with our words; we’re like superheroes and words are like our super powers. Super powers should always be used to help others.” -Dianna Hardy
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Superheroes wear costumes made of space-age materials such as Spandex and Mylar.
As the mild-mannered Clark Kent, Superman is afraid of girls. He is probably worried that he will run into the one he stole the red-and-blue outfit he wears from.
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Amy: Why did Batman cross the road?
Jamie: To be a good example by showing people how to cross safely!
“Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound! Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Superman!” -George Lother, making the program introduction for the “Superman” radio show (first broadcast 12 February 1940)
It’s just an ordinary day in the life of a superhero . . . who lives by the code, “Do a good deed each day.”
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The Lone Ranger + Time Travel Machine = Batman?
“DC Comics is reviving Superman’s old outfit. I never understood Superman’s clothes. We all got used to the fact that he wears his underpants over the leotard. But why do his underpants have a belt on them?” -Jay Leno (James Douglas Muir ‘Jay’ Leno (born 1950))
The name ‘Clark Kent’ (Superman) was derived from the names of actors Clark Gable and Kent Taylor.
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Ernest: What is the difference between the Green Lantern and a leprechaun?
Nestor: Nothing; they are both fictional characters.
In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil’s might,
Beware my power . . .
Green Lantern’s light!
-Green Lantern
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“There is a right and a wrong in the universe, and the distinction is not hard to make.” -Superman
Mathilda: Where do superheroes hold their annual convention?
Hilda: Cape Town.
“I made a choice, this is my path.” -Spiderman
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“Superheroes are fascinating to many children, and we can help them know it’s not an imaginary superself but each person’s real self that does the really important things in life.” -Fred Rogers (Fred McFeely Rogers (also known as Mr. Rogers (1928 - 2003)))
Does ‘Spiderman’ have a ‘website’?
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“Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.” -Spiderman
Unlikely Superheroes
- Vacuum Cleaner Sales & Repair Man: He not only sells you a vacuum cleaner, but he also fixes it if is ever broken.
- Shoe Collector Woman: Travels through the air in a flying shoe and throws shoes at criminals.
- Hysterical Parrot: Shows up and causes so much chaos and confusion that villains give up and flee the scene.
- Ironman: Saves people by removing the wrinkles from their clothes, as for example, just before their job interviews and weddings.
- The Historian: Has the power to become any person in history.
- The Caped Politician: Watches over polling places to make sure nobody cheats by voting more than once.
- The Cheapskate: A superhero who saves the world by showing people how to do everything for less money.
- The Element: A superhero who can become anything on the Periodic Table.
- The Grenade: A superhero who explodes and then later reassembles.
- The Ponderer: A superhero who stands by with his finger to his cheek and once in a while says, “Hmmm . . .”
- Catwoman: Lives in a mobile home with 41 cats, and you can imagine the rest.
Can you think of others?
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The Lone Ranger + Time Travel Machine = Batman?
“DC Comics is reviving Superman’s old outfit. I never understood Superman’s clothes. We all got used to the fact that he wears his underpants over the leotard. But why do his underpants have a belt on them?” -Jay Leno (James Douglas Muir ‘Jay’ Leno (born 1950))
The name ‘Clark Kent’ (Superman) was derived from the names of actors Clark Gable and Kent Taylor.
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Ernest: What is the difference between the Green Lantern and a leprechaun?
Nestor: Nothing; they are both fictional characters.
In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil’s might,
Beware my power . . .
Green Lantern’s light!
-Green Lantern
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“There is a right and a wrong in the universe, and the distinction is not hard to make.” -Superman
Mathilda: Where do superheroes hold their annual convention?
Hilda: Cape Town.
“I made a choice, this is my path.” -Spiderman
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“Superheroes are fascinating to many children, and we can help them know it’s not an imaginary superself but each person’s real self that does the really important things in life.” -Fred Rogers (Fred McFeely Rogers (also known as Mr. Rogers (1928 - 2003)))
Does ‘Spiderman’ have a ‘website’?
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“Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option.” -Spiderman
Unlikely Superheroes
- Vacuum Cleaner Sales & Repair Man: He not only sells you a vacuum cleaner, but he also fixes it if is ever broken.
- Shoe Collector Woman: Travels through the air in a flying shoe and throws shoes at criminals.
- Hysterical Parrot: Shows up and causes so much chaos and confusion that villains give up and flee the scene.
- Ironman: Saves people by removing the wrinkles from their clothes, as for example, just before their job interviews and weddings.
- The Historian: Has the power to become any person in history.
- The Caped Politician: Watches over polling places to make sure nobody cheats by voting more than once.
- The Cheapskate: A superhero who saves the world by showing people how to do everything for less money.
- The Element: A superhero who can become anything on the Periodic Table.
- The Grenade: A superhero who explodes and then later reassembles.
- The Ponderer: A superhero who stands by with his finger to his cheek and once in a while says, “Hmmm . . .”
- Catwoman: Lives in a mobile home with 41 cats, and you can imagine the rest.
Can you think of others?
William Moulton Marston was the creator of the fictional superhero character Wonder Woman. Additionally, he invented the polygraph, also known as ‘the lie detector.’ Perhaps then it is then no coincidence that Wonder Woman possesses a ‘golden lasso of truth’?
Things Robin, The Boy Wonder, Never Said
- We’re doomed for sure this time, Batman!
- You’re Batman, I’m Robin - let’s just flap our wings and fly out of this predicament.
- So, I’ve been trying to figure this out, Batman - are you really half man, half bat, or is that just a costume?
- After we finish our next crime-fighting caper, can we stop at the ice cream shop for Sundaes?
Can you think of others things Robin never said?
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If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer ever teamed up, would they become ‘alloys’?
Why do superheroes wear their underpants on the outside of their clothes? Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman all wear elaborate costumes. The trio of superhero characters was created between 1935 and 1945. They were meant to be men and women of action, so their costumes were based on the men and women of action of the time. Superman’s costume was originally like that of a circus strongman. Wonder Woman’s was modeled on the costume of a trapeze artist. Their costumes were meant to be flashy and exciting and glamorous. Batman’s costume was based more on the black-and-white ‘film noir’ movies of the times, which were about dark avengers who skulked about in the shadows, scaring the wits out of criminals (Sounds like fun, right? Maybe you should consider a career in law enforcement.). Because Batman was meant to be a scary character, his costume made him look like a creepy creature from the shadows. Those costume styles stuck and became clichéd, particularly since the three characters had become instant hits of that time period. So, when new superheroes began to arrive, they also tended to have capes and tights just like circus-strongman Superman wears, or colorful trapeze outfits like Wonder Woman wears, or dark cloaks and scary masks like Batman wears. Because superhero creators are competitive, the result over time was that superhero costumes became more and more show-offish. And, what looks like underwear worn on the outside of their superhero costumes is actually tight shorts commonly worn by circus performers of the time, which gave them freedom of movement as they did their stunts to entertain audiences. What may look like belts holding up their ‘underpants’ are ‘utility belts’ which can hold any number of tools and devices the superheroes deploy in their crime-fighting adventures.
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“It’s every boy’s dream to play a superhero.” -Sam Heughan
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Things Robin, The Boy Wonder, Never Said
- We’re doomed for sure this time, Batman!
- You’re Batman, I’m Robin - let’s just flap our wings and fly out of this predicament.
- So, I’ve been trying to figure this out, Batman - are you really half man, half bat, or is that just a costume?
- After we finish our next crime-fighting caper, can we stop at the ice cream shop for Sundaes?
Can you think of others things Robin never said?
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If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer ever teamed up, would they become ‘alloys’?
Why do superheroes wear their underpants on the outside of their clothes? Superman, Batman, and Wonder Woman all wear elaborate costumes. The trio of superhero characters was created between 1935 and 1945. They were meant to be men and women of action, so their costumes were based on the men and women of action of the time. Superman’s costume was originally like that of a circus strongman. Wonder Woman’s was modeled on the costume of a trapeze artist. Their costumes were meant to be flashy and exciting and glamorous. Batman’s costume was based more on the black-and-white ‘film noir’ movies of the times, which were about dark avengers who skulked about in the shadows, scaring the wits out of criminals (Sounds like fun, right? Maybe you should consider a career in law enforcement.). Because Batman was meant to be a scary character, his costume made him look like a creepy creature from the shadows. Those costume styles stuck and became clichéd, particularly since the three characters had become instant hits of that time period. So, when new superheroes began to arrive, they also tended to have capes and tights just like circus-strongman Superman wears, or colorful trapeze outfits like Wonder Woman wears, or dark cloaks and scary masks like Batman wears. Because superhero creators are competitive, the result over time was that superhero costumes became more and more show-offish. And, what looks like underwear worn on the outside of their superhero costumes is actually tight shorts commonly worn by circus performers of the time, which gave them freedom of movement as they did their stunts to entertain audiences. What may look like belts holding up their ‘underpants’ are ‘utility belts’ which can hold any number of tools and devices the superheroes deploy in their crime-fighting adventures.
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“It’s every boy’s dream to play a superhero.” -Sam Heughan
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This looks like a job for a superhero . . . or perhaps it is a job for you . . .
“Intelligence is a privilege, and it needs to be used for the greater good of people.” -Dr. Octopus
“You only have your thoughts and dreams ahead of you. You are someone. You mean something.” -Batman
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Legal disclaimer on an actual superhero costume: Wearing this costume does not enable its wearer to fly.
Heather: Where does Spiderman hang out?
Heath: On the worldwide web.
Some superheroes have sidekicks, or partners, and some superheroes have no sidekicks.
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Thaddeus: Why did Batman go to the pet shop?
Tad: To buy a Robin.
“It sounds clichéd, but superheroes can be lonely, vain, arrogant, and proud. Often they overcome these human frailties for the greater good.” -Tom Hiddleston
“Life is locomotion. If you’re not moving, you’re not living.” -The Flash
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Superman climbed the Empire State Building to challenge King Kong to a fight. King Kong said, “I don’t have time - I’ve got to catch a plane!”
Superheroes Quiz
- What characteristics or traits do superheroes have in common with you?
- If you were a superhero, what would you choose as your alter-ego name?
- Which superhero would you like to have lunch with?
- If you were a superhero, what would your costume look like?
- Other than as entertainment, do superheroes serve any useful purpose?
- What people from history most resemble superheroes?
Mel: What was Batman’s ‘real’ name?
Nel: Bruce Wayne.
Overheard: If I could be any superhero, I would be Aluminum Man, and so my superpower would be ‘foiling’ crime . . . If you could have one superpower, which would you choose?
Hope: How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?
Faith: None; for some reason, they actually seem to prefer the dark.
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“It’s never as bad as it seems. You’re much stronger than you think you are. Trust me.” -Superman: “Being Superman”
Aaron: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team?
Erin: He was the batboy.
“Which will hold greater rule over you? Your fear or your curiosity?” -Wonder Woman
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Despite his name, ‘Spiderman’ does not eat bugs. He eats regular people food, just like the rest of us do.
“When you decide not to be afraid, you can find friends in super unexpected places.” -Ms. Marvel
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“If I had to choose a superhero to be, I would pick Superman. He’s everything that I’m not.” -Stephen Hawking (Stephen William Hawking (1942 - 2018))
“I think a hero is an ordinary individual who finds strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.” -Superman
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“You’re going to make a difference. A lot of times it won’t be huge, it won’t be visible even. But it will matter just the same.” -James Gordon
“Being a superhero is a lot of fun.” -Chris Hemsworth
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“Intelligence is a privilege, and it needs to be used for the greater good of people.” -Dr. Octopus
“You only have your thoughts and dreams ahead of you. You are someone. You mean something.” -Batman
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Legal disclaimer on an actual superhero costume: Wearing this costume does not enable its wearer to fly.
Heather: Where does Spiderman hang out?
Heath: On the worldwide web.
Some superheroes have sidekicks, or partners, and some superheroes have no sidekicks.
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Thaddeus: Why did Batman go to the pet shop?
Tad: To buy a Robin.
“It sounds clichéd, but superheroes can be lonely, vain, arrogant, and proud. Often they overcome these human frailties for the greater good.” -Tom Hiddleston
“Life is locomotion. If you’re not moving, you’re not living.” -The Flash
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Superman climbed the Empire State Building to challenge King Kong to a fight. King Kong said, “I don’t have time - I’ve got to catch a plane!”
Superheroes Quiz
- What characteristics or traits do superheroes have in common with you?
- If you were a superhero, what would you choose as your alter-ego name?
- Which superhero would you like to have lunch with?
- If you were a superhero, what would your costume look like?
- Other than as entertainment, do superheroes serve any useful purpose?
- What people from history most resemble superheroes?
Mel: What was Batman’s ‘real’ name?
Nel: Bruce Wayne.
Overheard: If I could be any superhero, I would be Aluminum Man, and so my superpower would be ‘foiling’ crime . . . If you could have one superpower, which would you choose?
Hope: How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?
Faith: None; for some reason, they actually seem to prefer the dark.
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“It’s never as bad as it seems. You’re much stronger than you think you are. Trust me.” -Superman: “Being Superman”
Aaron: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team?
Erin: He was the batboy.
“Which will hold greater rule over you? Your fear or your curiosity?” -Wonder Woman
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Despite his name, ‘Spiderman’ does not eat bugs. He eats regular people food, just like the rest of us do.
“When you decide not to be afraid, you can find friends in super unexpected places.” -Ms. Marvel
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“If I had to choose a superhero to be, I would pick Superman. He’s everything that I’m not.” -Stephen Hawking (Stephen William Hawking (1942 - 2018))
“I think a hero is an ordinary individual who finds strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles.” -Superman
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“You’re going to make a difference. A lot of times it won’t be huge, it won’t be visible even. But it will matter just the same.” -James Gordon
“Being a superhero is a lot of fun.” -Chris Hemsworth
We are MFOL! . . . remember to smile often . . . it’s your superpower . . . now go out into the world and do something awesome!
