What I Learned from a Cow
Would you believe it - everything I need to know about life I learned from a cow!
- Get a good night’s sleep and you will wake up in a butter moo-d the following day.
- Don’t cry over spilled milk.
- When chewing your cud, remember, there is no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!
- The grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence, especially if they do not water it over there.
- Turn the udder cheek and moo-ve on.
- Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it’s worth!
- It’s better to be seen and not herd.
- Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
- Always let them know who’s bossy!
- Black-and-white, tawny, or red - whatever your color, it is always an appropriate fashion statement.
- Keep moving forward in life - because it’s hard to back up when you weigh between 180 and 720 kilograms (400 and 1,600 pounds).
- Don’t forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
- A single “Moo!” says it all.
- Can you add to this list?
by Author Unknown
Would you believe it - everything I need to know about life I learned from a cow!
- Get a good night’s sleep and you will wake up in a butter moo-d the following day.
- Don’t cry over spilled milk.
- When chewing your cud, remember, there is no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!
- The grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence, especially if they do not water it over there.
- Turn the udder cheek and moo-ve on.
- Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it’s worth!
- It’s better to be seen and not herd.
- Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
- Always let them know who’s bossy!
- Black-and-white, tawny, or red - whatever your color, it is always an appropriate fashion statement.
- Keep moving forward in life - because it’s hard to back up when you weigh between 180 and 720 kilograms (400 and 1,600 pounds).
- Don’t forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
- A single “Moo!” says it all.
- Can you add to this list?
by Author Unknown
