What I Learned From A Cow
Would you believe it - everything I need to know about life I learned from a cow!
Get a good night’s sleep and you will wake up in a butter moo-d the following day.
Don’t cry over spilled milk.
When chewing your cud, remember, there is no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!
The grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence, especially if they do not water it over there.
Turn the udder cheek and moo-ve on.
Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it’s worth!
It’s better to be seen and not herd.
Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
Always let them know who’s bossy!
Black-and-white, tawny, or red - whatever your color, it is always an appropriate fashion statement.
Keep moving forward in life - because it’s hard to back up when you weigh between 180 and 720 kilograms (400 and 1,600 pounds).
Don’t forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
A single “Moo!” says it all.
Can you add to this list?
By Author Unknown
Would you believe it - everything I need to know about life I learned from a cow!
Get a good night’s sleep and you will wake up in a butter moo-d the following day.
Don’t cry over spilled milk.
When chewing your cud, remember, there is no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!
The grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence, especially if they do not water it over there.
Turn the udder cheek and moo-ve on.
Seize every opportunity and milk it for all it’s worth!
It’s better to be seen and not herd.
Honor thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
Always let them know who’s bossy!
Black-and-white, tawny, or red - whatever your color, it is always an appropriate fashion statement.
Keep moving forward in life - because it’s hard to back up when you weigh between 180 and 720 kilograms (400 and 1,600 pounds).
Don’t forget to cow-nt your blessings every day.
A single “Moo!” says it all.
Can you add to this list?
By Author Unknown
