Ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chuck Norris stories.
“Running from your fear can be more painful than facing it, for better or worse.” -Chuck Norris
It is considered a great accomplishment to go over Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
“If you want to accomplish anything in life, you can’t just sit back and hope it will happen. You’ve got to make it happen.” -Chuck Norris
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you do.
There once was a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has appeared in a number of action films, such as “Way of the Dragon” in which he starred alongside Bruce Lee, and he was The Cannon Group’s leading star in the 1980’s. He acted the starring role in the television series “Walker, Texas Ranger” from 1993 to 2001.
Chuck Norris can eat rice using only one chopstick.
Chuck Norris never has to balance his household budget. One look from Chuck, and it balances itself.
Chuck Norris has never worn glasses in his life. If he can’t see it, then it doesn’t exist.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When somebody yells, “Last one there is a rotten egg!” Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
“People whine, ‘I haven’t succeeded because I haven’t had the breaks.’ You create your own breaks.” -Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wakes up his alarm clock.
Carlos Ray ‘Chuck’ Norris was born on 10 March 1940. He became an American Martial Artist and has been 6-times World Black Belt Karate Champion and an actor. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a Martial Artist and founded his own Martial Arts school, called Chun Kuk Do. Mr. Norris has appeared in several action films. As a result of his ‘tough guy’ image, an internet phenomenon began in 2005 known as Chuck Norris facts, ascribing various implausible or even impossible feats to Mr. Norris.
Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
“Running from your fear can be more painful than facing it, for better or worse.” -Chuck Norris
It is considered a great accomplishment to go over Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
“If you want to accomplish anything in life, you can’t just sit back and hope it will happen. You’ve got to make it happen.” -Chuck Norris
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you do.
There once was a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has appeared in a number of action films, such as “Way of the Dragon” in which he starred alongside Bruce Lee, and he was The Cannon Group’s leading star in the 1980’s. He acted the starring role in the television series “Walker, Texas Ranger” from 1993 to 2001.
Chuck Norris can eat rice using only one chopstick.
Chuck Norris never has to balance his household budget. One look from Chuck, and it balances itself.
Chuck Norris has never worn glasses in his life. If he can’t see it, then it doesn’t exist.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When somebody yells, “Last one there is a rotten egg!” Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
“People whine, ‘I haven’t succeeded because I haven’t had the breaks.’ You create your own breaks.” -Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wakes up his alarm clock.
Carlos Ray ‘Chuck’ Norris was born on 10 March 1940. He became an American Martial Artist and has been 6-times World Black Belt Karate Champion and an actor. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a Martial Artist and founded his own Martial Arts school, called Chun Kuk Do. Mr. Norris has appeared in several action films. As a result of his ‘tough guy’ image, an internet phenomenon began in 2005 known as Chuck Norris facts, ascribing various implausible or even impossible feats to Mr. Norris.
Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
So you think you can be like Chuck Norris . . . how high can you kick?
Chuck Norris is ‘The best a man can get.’
“Whatever luck I had, I made. I was never a natural athlete, but I paid my dues in sweat and concentration and took the time necessary to learn karate and become world champion.” -Chuck Norris
Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks inside his closet and under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
“Sometimes the things we want most are the hardest to get. That means you need to be even more determined to succeed. That’s what it takes to be a winner. You have to want it bad enough to stick with it no matter how tough things get.” -Chuck Norris
No matter what your mother always said, Chuck Norris can tune a fish.
“I think setting a goal, getting a visual image of what it is you want. You’ve got to see what it is you want to achieve before you can pursue it.” -Chuck Norris
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself, to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
“I’ve always found that anything worth achieving will always have obstacles in the way and you’ve got to have that drive and determination to overcome those obstacles on route to whatever it is that you want to accomplish.” -Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is ‘The best a man can get.’
“Whatever luck I had, I made. I was never a natural athlete, but I paid my dues in sweat and concentration and took the time necessary to learn karate and become world champion.” -Chuck Norris
Before the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks inside his closet and under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
“Sometimes the things we want most are the hardest to get. That means you need to be even more determined to succeed. That’s what it takes to be a winner. You have to want it bad enough to stick with it no matter how tough things get.” -Chuck Norris
No matter what your mother always said, Chuck Norris can tune a fish.
“I think setting a goal, getting a visual image of what it is you want. You’ve got to see what it is you want to achieve before you can pursue it.” -Chuck Norris
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself, to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
“I’ve always found that anything worth achieving will always have obstacles in the way and you’ve got to have that drive and determination to overcome those obstacles on route to whatever it is that you want to accomplish.” -Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once shot down an enemy fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
“The three key components for success are as follows: Psychological Preparedness, Physical Conditioning, Mental Toughness.” -Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris is a devout Christian and a political conservative. He has written several books on Christianity and has supported a number of Republican candidates and causes. Mr. Norris also writes a column for the conservative website WorldNetDaily.
“One of my life’s principles is to develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways and to help others do the same.” - Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can eat just one potato chip.
“If I had said, “I don’t stand a chance,” one thing is clear: I wouldn’t have.” -Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light, not because he’s afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop lollipop.
Chuck Norris is simultaneously a noun and a verb.
“The three key components for success are as follows: Psychological Preparedness, Physical Conditioning, Mental Toughness.” -Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris is a devout Christian and a political conservative. He has written several books on Christianity and has supported a number of Republican candidates and causes. Mr. Norris also writes a column for the conservative website WorldNetDaily.
“One of my life’s principles is to develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways and to help others do the same.” - Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can eat just one potato chip.
“If I had said, “I don’t stand a chance,” one thing is clear: I wouldn’t have.” -Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night-light, not because he’s afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop lollipop.
Chuck Norris is simultaneously a noun and a verb.
Once each year, on 24 December, Chuck Norris puts on a red and white suit and rides all around the world in a flying sleigh pulled by magical reindeer . . . so you had better watch out . . . and be good for goodness’ sake!
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris has legitimate credentials in Martial Arts. Some of his past students are probably familiar to you. They include The Osmonds - yes, those Osmonds - as well as Bob Barker, Steve McQueen, and Priscilla Presley.
Chuck Norris once had a boomerang. It was way too scared to come back.
“Always remember that your success begins inside you: If you can’t see it first, no one else ever will.” -Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn’t have to cross the road - the other side comes over to him.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
“Focus on what it is that you want, set a realistic goal. Start setting goals that you feel you can accomplish. Don’t try to go right to the top in one leap. Every time you accomplish a goal you develop the strength and wisdom to accomplish the next one.” -Chuck Norris
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
If you feel like people ignore you sometimes, it is probably because you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
“A lot of people give up just before they’re about to make it. You know, you never know when that next obstacle is going to be the last one.” -Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can believe it is butter.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris has legitimate credentials in Martial Arts. Some of his past students are probably familiar to you. They include The Osmonds - yes, those Osmonds - as well as Bob Barker, Steve McQueen, and Priscilla Presley.
Chuck Norris once had a boomerang. It was way too scared to come back.
“Always remember that your success begins inside you: If you can’t see it first, no one else ever will.” -Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn’t have to cross the road - the other side comes over to him.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
“Focus on what it is that you want, set a realistic goal. Start setting goals that you feel you can accomplish. Don’t try to go right to the top in one leap. Every time you accomplish a goal you develop the strength and wisdom to accomplish the next one.” -Chuck Norris
The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
If you feel like people ignore you sometimes, it is probably because you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
“A lot of people give up just before they’re about to make it. You know, you never know when that next obstacle is going to be the last one.” -Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can believe it is butter.
Become a better you! Chuck Norris wants you to get in shape and lose weight and become more confidant, all through an intense, dedicated program of Martial Arts, which is the training of both mind and body.
Chuck Norris is 1.78 meters (5 feet, 10 inches) tall, which is the average height for men in the developed world. In all other ways, he is above average and, from what we have heard, better than you.
“No one’s perfect. And we’ve all made our mistakes and you just have to live with them and try not to make them again.” -Chuck Norris
The only thing Chuck Norris says in a job interview is, “Hi. I’m Chuck Norris and I start tomorrow. Any questions?”
Arnold: Who would win in a fight between King Kong and Godzilla?
Rocky: Neither, Chuck Norris never lets his pets fight.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double when making movies - for crying scenes.
Chuck Norris can read minds but he does not do so because he doesn’t care what people think.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
If at first you don’t succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not have an ESC key on his computer, because there is no escape from Chuck Norris.
If you can spell Chuck Norris in a game of Scrabble, you win . . . forever.
“Anything worth achieving will always have obstacles in the way.” -Chuck Norris
They found Chuck Norris’ diary. It is now known as the “Guinness Book of World Records.”
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
“A lot of times people look at the negative side of what they feel they can’t do. I always look on the positive side of what I can do.” -Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can bake a cake in a freezer.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
The Chuck Norris Website is www.ChuckNorris.com. When you visit, see if he still sells Chuck Norris Action Jeans for the Martial Artist, which will allow you to do high kicks and other fancy moves without cramping your style.
When there’s a meteor shower, Chuck Norris grabs a bar of soap.
“There’s no finish line. When you reach one goal, find a new one.” -Chuck Norris
When asked how many pushups he can do, Chuck Norris responded, “All of them.”
“Run while you still have the chance.” -Chuck Norris
This is MFOL! and we cannot say anything more at this time because we’re too busy running from Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris is 1.78 meters (5 feet, 10 inches) tall, which is the average height for men in the developed world. In all other ways, he is above average and, from what we have heard, better than you.
“No one’s perfect. And we’ve all made our mistakes and you just have to live with them and try not to make them again.” -Chuck Norris
The only thing Chuck Norris says in a job interview is, “Hi. I’m Chuck Norris and I start tomorrow. Any questions?”
Arnold: Who would win in a fight between King Kong and Godzilla?
Rocky: Neither, Chuck Norris never lets his pets fight.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double when making movies - for crying scenes.
Chuck Norris can read minds but he does not do so because he doesn’t care what people think.
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
If at first you don’t succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not have an ESC key on his computer, because there is no escape from Chuck Norris.
If you can spell Chuck Norris in a game of Scrabble, you win . . . forever.
“Anything worth achieving will always have obstacles in the way.” -Chuck Norris
They found Chuck Norris’ diary. It is now known as the “Guinness Book of World Records.”
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
“A lot of times people look at the negative side of what they feel they can’t do. I always look on the positive side of what I can do.” -Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can bake a cake in a freezer.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
The Chuck Norris Website is www.ChuckNorris.com. When you visit, see if he still sells Chuck Norris Action Jeans for the Martial Artist, which will allow you to do high kicks and other fancy moves without cramping your style.
When there’s a meteor shower, Chuck Norris grabs a bar of soap.
“There’s no finish line. When you reach one goal, find a new one.” -Chuck Norris
When asked how many pushups he can do, Chuck Norris responded, “All of them.”
“Run while you still have the chance.” -Chuck Norris
This is MFOL! and we cannot say anything more at this time because we’re too busy running from Chuck Norris!
