Bumper sticker: If You Lived In Your Car, You Would Be Home By Now.
Bumper sticker: When In Danger Or In Doubt, Run In Circles, Scream, And Shout!
License plate on a brown Land Rover: ARF ARF.
Bumper sticker: If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.
Bumper sticker: Relish Today . . . Ketchup Tomorrow!
Bumper sticker: Be Alert - The World Needs More Lerts.
Bumper sticker: To Err Is Human, To Moo Bovine.
Bumper sticker: Don’t Wish For It - Work For It.
Bumper sticker: Buckle Up - It Makes It Harder For The Aliens To Suck You Out Of Your Car.
Bumper sticker: The Truth Is Out There. It’s Just Not Very Well Indexed.
Bumper sticker: I Souport Publik Edekasi8n.
Bumper sticker: If You Think I’m A Lousy Driver, Wait Until You See Me Putt.
Bumper sticker: Save The Earth - It’s The Only Planet With Chocolate!
Bumper sticker: There Is No Shortcut To Anyplace Worth Going.
Bumper sticker: Warning - This Vehicle Protected By Anti-Theft Sticker.
Bumper sticker: I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol.
Bumper sticker: Power To The People (seen on an electrician’s truck).
Bumper sticker: Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy.
Bumper sticker: If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker You Are Driving Too Close.
Bumper sticker: So You’re A Feminist - Isn’t That Cute?
Bumper sticker: How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
Bumper sticker: You Have Enemies? Good - That Means You Stood Up For Something.
Bumper sticker: Be The Kind Of Friend You’d Want to Have.
Bumper sticker: Turn Signals Are Not Just For Smart People Anymore.
Bumper sticker: I’d Rather Be Fishing!
Bumper sticker: My Other Vehicle Is A Romulan Warbird.
Bumper sticker: When In Danger Or In Doubt, Run In Circles, Scream, And Shout!
License plate on a brown Land Rover: ARF ARF.
Bumper sticker: If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.
Bumper sticker: Relish Today . . . Ketchup Tomorrow!
Bumper sticker: Be Alert - The World Needs More Lerts.
Bumper sticker: To Err Is Human, To Moo Bovine.
Bumper sticker: Don’t Wish For It - Work For It.
Bumper sticker: Buckle Up - It Makes It Harder For The Aliens To Suck You Out Of Your Car.
Bumper sticker: The Truth Is Out There. It’s Just Not Very Well Indexed.
Bumper sticker: I Souport Publik Edekasi8n.
Bumper sticker: If You Think I’m A Lousy Driver, Wait Until You See Me Putt.
Bumper sticker: Save The Earth - It’s The Only Planet With Chocolate!
Bumper sticker: There Is No Shortcut To Anyplace Worth Going.
Bumper sticker: Warning - This Vehicle Protected By Anti-Theft Sticker.
Bumper sticker: I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol.
Bumper sticker: Power To The People (seen on an electrician’s truck).
Bumper sticker: Help Stamp Out And Eradicate Superfluous Redundancy.
Bumper sticker: If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker You Are Driving Too Close.
Bumper sticker: So You’re A Feminist - Isn’t That Cute?
Bumper sticker: How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
Bumper sticker: You Have Enemies? Good - That Means You Stood Up For Something.
Bumper sticker: Be The Kind Of Friend You’d Want to Have.
Bumper sticker: Turn Signals Are Not Just For Smart People Anymore.
Bumper sticker: I’d Rather Be Fishing!
Bumper sticker: My Other Vehicle Is A Romulan Warbird.
Bumper sticker: Follow Your Dreams Except The One Where You Are Showing A Squirrel How To Climb A Tree.
Bumper sticker: I Owe, I Owe, So It’s Off To Work I Go!
License plate: YRU FAT (seen on weight-loss guru Richard Simmons’ vehicle).
Bumper sticker on a Lamborghini: My Other Car Is A Lamborghini, Too!
Bumper sticker: Honk If You Are A Bad Driver.
Bumper sticker: Eagles Don’t Flock.
Bumper sticker: Honk If You Like Peace And Quiet.
Bumper sticker: Caution - I Drive Like You Do!
Bumper sticker: Caution - Blind Person Driving! (seen on a venetian blind installer’s vehicle).
Bumper sticker: I Do Whatever My Breakfast Cereal Tells Me To Do.
Bumper sticker: Just Say No To Negativity.
Bumper sticker: If Your Ship Hasn’t Come In . . . Swim Out To It!
Bumper sticker: Be Nice To Americans, Or We’ll Bring Our Style Of Democracy To Your Country!
Bumper sticker: I Don’t Repeat Gossip.
Bumper sticker: I Have Animal Magnetism. Every Time I Go Outside, Squirrels Stick To My Clothes.
Bumper sticker: Just Because You Are Paranoid Does Not Mean They Are Not Out To Get You.
Bumper sticker: What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?
Bumper sticker: The Internet Is An Information Source Not A Lifestyle Choice.
Bumper sticker: I Am Speeding Because I Have To Get Someplace Before I Forget Where I Was Going!
Bumper sticker: People Who Anger You Control You.
Have you read the bumper sticker that reads, “Ban All Bumper Stickers!”?
Bumper sticker: It Is Bad Luck To Be Superstitious.
Bumper sticker: Honk If You Have No Control Over Your Impulses.
Bumper sticker: Quantum Mechanics Is The Dreams Stuff Is Made Of.
Bumper sticker: Humans Aren’t The Only Species On Earth, We Just Act Like It.
License plate on the vehicle of a sewing machine dealership: SEWBIZ.
Bumper sticker: Don’t Follow Me - I’m Lost, Too!
Bumper sticker: It’s Lonely At The Top, But You Eat Better!
Bumper sticker: Mistakes Are Proof That You Are Trying.
Bumper sticker: Save The Whales! Trade Them For Valuable Prizes.
Bumper sticker: What If The Hokey Pokey Really Is What It’s All About?
Bumper sticker: Men Are From Earth. Women Are From Earth. Deal With It.
Bumper sticker: Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage.
Bumper sticker: Lottery - A Tax On People Who Are Bad At Math.
Bumper sticker: I Is A College Student.
License plates in the Canadian Northwest Territories are shaped like polar bears.
Bumper sticker: I Owe, I Owe, So It’s Off To Work I Go!
License plate: YRU FAT (seen on weight-loss guru Richard Simmons’ vehicle).
Bumper sticker on a Lamborghini: My Other Car Is A Lamborghini, Too!
Bumper sticker: Honk If You Are A Bad Driver.
Bumper sticker: Eagles Don’t Flock.
Bumper sticker: Honk If You Like Peace And Quiet.
Bumper sticker: Caution - I Drive Like You Do!
Bumper sticker: Caution - Blind Person Driving! (seen on a venetian blind installer’s vehicle).
Bumper sticker: I Do Whatever My Breakfast Cereal Tells Me To Do.
Bumper sticker: Just Say No To Negativity.
Bumper sticker: If Your Ship Hasn’t Come In . . . Swim Out To It!
Bumper sticker: Be Nice To Americans, Or We’ll Bring Our Style Of Democracy To Your Country!
Bumper sticker: I Don’t Repeat Gossip.
Bumper sticker: I Have Animal Magnetism. Every Time I Go Outside, Squirrels Stick To My Clothes.
Bumper sticker: Just Because You Are Paranoid Does Not Mean They Are Not Out To Get You.
Bumper sticker: What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?
Bumper sticker: The Internet Is An Information Source Not A Lifestyle Choice.
Bumper sticker: I Am Speeding Because I Have To Get Someplace Before I Forget Where I Was Going!
Bumper sticker: People Who Anger You Control You.
Have you read the bumper sticker that reads, “Ban All Bumper Stickers!”?
Bumper sticker: It Is Bad Luck To Be Superstitious.
Bumper sticker: Honk If You Have No Control Over Your Impulses.
Bumper sticker: Quantum Mechanics Is The Dreams Stuff Is Made Of.
Bumper sticker: Humans Aren’t The Only Species On Earth, We Just Act Like It.
License plate on the vehicle of a sewing machine dealership: SEWBIZ.
Bumper sticker: Don’t Follow Me - I’m Lost, Too!
Bumper sticker: It’s Lonely At The Top, But You Eat Better!
Bumper sticker: Mistakes Are Proof That You Are Trying.
Bumper sticker: Save The Whales! Trade Them For Valuable Prizes.
Bumper sticker: What If The Hokey Pokey Really Is What It’s All About?
Bumper sticker: Men Are From Earth. Women Are From Earth. Deal With It.
Bumper sticker: Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage.
Bumper sticker: Lottery - A Tax On People Who Are Bad At Math.
Bumper sticker: I Is A College Student.
License plates in the Canadian Northwest Territories are shaped like polar bears.
License plate: HMMMM (seen on a choir director’s vehicle).
Bumper sticker: Forget World Peace And Visualize Using Your Turn Signal.
Bumper sticker: As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.
Bumper sticker: Driver Carries No Cash - He’s Married!
Bumper sticker: If Your Job Pays You Peanuts, Make Peanut Butter.
Coming soon to a future near you: Teflon-coated bumpers, because nothing, not even bumper stickers, will stick to non-stick coatings. What, you say that’s not real and it’s not happening . . . ever? You may be right.
Bumper sticker: Warning - Driver brakes suddenly for no apparent reason.
Bumper sticker: I May Be Slow, But I’m Ahead Of You.
Bumper sticker: Honk If Anything Falls Off.
Bumper sticker: By The Time You Read This, You Will Have Already Read It.
Bumper sticker: Question Everything.
Bumper sticker: Taxation With Representation Isn’t So Wonderful, Either!
Bumper sticker: This Truck Has Been In Fifteen Accidents, And Hasn’t Lost One Yet!
Bumper sticker: I Love Animals - They Are Delicious!
Bumper sticker: All Generalizations Are False - Including This One.
Bumper sticker: My Other Car is a Broom.
Bumper sticker: Drive carefully, your government needs every taxpayer it can get.
Bumper sticker: The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Bumper sticker: Yes, this is my truck, and no, I won’t help you move.
Bumper sticker: I Chose The Road Less Traveled - Now Where In The World Am I?
Bumper sticker: This Bumper Sticker Holds My Car Together.
Bumper sticker: In The Absence Of Light, Darkness Prevails.
Bumper sticker: My Other Car Has A Funny Bumper Sticker On It.
MFOL! . . . It all started one morning when we woke up and said, “Let’s do something different today.”
Bumper sticker: Forget World Peace And Visualize Using Your Turn Signal.
Bumper sticker: As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools.
Bumper sticker: Driver Carries No Cash - He’s Married!
Bumper sticker: If Your Job Pays You Peanuts, Make Peanut Butter.
Coming soon to a future near you: Teflon-coated bumpers, because nothing, not even bumper stickers, will stick to non-stick coatings. What, you say that’s not real and it’s not happening . . . ever? You may be right.
Bumper sticker: Warning - Driver brakes suddenly for no apparent reason.
Bumper sticker: I May Be Slow, But I’m Ahead Of You.
Bumper sticker: Honk If Anything Falls Off.
Bumper sticker: By The Time You Read This, You Will Have Already Read It.
Bumper sticker: Question Everything.
Bumper sticker: Taxation With Representation Isn’t So Wonderful, Either!
Bumper sticker: This Truck Has Been In Fifteen Accidents, And Hasn’t Lost One Yet!
Bumper sticker: I Love Animals - They Are Delicious!
Bumper sticker: All Generalizations Are False - Including This One.
Bumper sticker: My Other Car is a Broom.
Bumper sticker: Drive carefully, your government needs every taxpayer it can get.
Bumper sticker: The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Bumper sticker: Yes, this is my truck, and no, I won’t help you move.
Bumper sticker: I Chose The Road Less Traveled - Now Where In The World Am I?
Bumper sticker: This Bumper Sticker Holds My Car Together.
Bumper sticker: In The Absence Of Light, Darkness Prevails.
Bumper sticker: My Other Car Has A Funny Bumper Sticker On It.
MFOL! . . . It all started one morning when we woke up and said, “Let’s do something different today.”