A Wise Person Once Said

A wise person once said, “I am a fool, too, sometimes.”
 
A wise person once said, “Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.”
 
A wise person once said, “With great power comes great electricity bill.”
 
“Who is a wise man? He who learns of all men.” -Author Unknown
 
A wise person once said, "You never know until you find out." -Author Unknown
 
A wise person once said, “Person who sits on floor will not fall off chair.”
 
A wise person once said, “I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
 
A wise person once said, “When nothing goes right, go left.”
 
A wise person once said, “Folks often make fun of the wisdom of those they take for fools, while scarcely noticing the foolishness of those whom they imagine to be wise.”
 
A wise person once said, “If ignorance is bliss, why are there not more happy people?”
 
A wise person once said, “Person who jumps through screen door likely to ‘strain’ self.”
 
A wise person once said, “No matter where you go, there you are.”
 
A wise person once said, “Person who runs in front of car will get ‘tired.’”
 
A wise person once said, “Person who runs behind car will get ‘exhausted.’”
 
A wise person once said, “Work eight hours and sleep eight hours, but not the same eight hours.”
 
A wise person once said, “Don’t believe everything you think.”
 
A wise person once said, “A wise person lowers a ladder before he jumps into a pit.”
 
A wise person once said, “Woman has small feet to be able to stand close to kitchen sink, and also wears high heels to be able to reach dishes on top shelf. Also, man who says this needs to take out the garbage and walk the dog.”
 
A wise person once said, “Take my advice - I’m certainly not using it.”
 
A wise person once said, “With time and patience, the banana at last becomes the monkey.”
 
A wise person once said, “If you are the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room.”
 
A wise person once said, “Person who laughs last, does not get joke.”
 
Be wise to-day;
’tis madness to defer.
-Edward Young (1683 - 1765)

A wise person once said, “Two wrongs do not make right, but two lefts make U-turn.”
 
“Dare to be wise!” [translation to English]
“Sapere aude!” [original Latin]
-Horace (Quintus Horatius Flaccus (65 B.C.E. - 8 B.C.E.))
 
A wise person once said, “One who sits on tack gets point.”
 
A wise person once said, “A wise person listens no matter how stupidly someone is talking.”
 
A wise person once said, “A neat desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.”
 
A wise person once said, “In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.”
 
A wise person once said, “Never argue with fool . . . he may be doing the same thing.”

A wise person once said, “A person who drives like Hell is bound to get there.”
 
A wise person once said, “Practice moderation in everything, even in moderation itself.”
 
A wise person once said, “A day without sunshine is like night.”
 
A wise person once said, “Person who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.”
 
A wise person once said, “Starving person with one chopstick goes hungry.”
 
A wise person once said, “Women take to good hearted men, also from.”
 
“The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity.” -Thomas Carlyle (1795 - 1881)
 
A wise person once said, “A closed mouth gathers no feet.”
 
A wise person once said, “It is colder outside than it would be if it was warmer than it is.”
 
A wise person once said, “All’s fear in love and war.”

A wise person once said, “I’m still waiting patiently for the wisdom that supposedly comes with age.”
 
A wise person once said, “At night it gets dark.”
 
A wise person once said, “Adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money.”

“He that walketh with wise men shall be wise.” -Solomon
 
A wise person once said, “People who eat cookies in bed wake up feeling crummy.”
 
A wise person once said, “Sometimes it is hard for a person to get away from him or herself.”
 
A wise person once said, “Grease monkey who goes to bed without bathing wakes up oily in the morning.”
 
A wise person once said, “Person who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.”
 
A wise person once said, “Without wisdom, knowledge is more stupid than ignorance.”
 
A wise person once said, “Best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.”

A wise person once said, “If you do not give something, you will not get anything.”
 
A wise person once said, “You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.”
 
A wise person once said, “If you believe everything you read, better that you should not read.”
 
A wise person once said, “Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.”
 
A wise person once said, “A smile is your personal welcome mat.”
 
A wise person once said, “The reverse side also has a reverse side.”
 
A wise person once said, “To make eggroll, push it.”
 
A wise person once said, “Those who throw dirt, lose ground.”
 
A wise person once said, “Don’t take any wooden nickels! Wait! Wooden nickels might be antiques or valuable collectors’ items, so better take them all!”
 
A wise person once said, “Every wise person started out by asking many questions.”
 
A wise person once said, “Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.”
 
A wise person once said, “If you do not change the direction in which you are going, you will end up where you are headed.”
 
A wise person once said, “Person who attempts to stand on wall will soon be floored.”
 
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