Bigfoot walked into a wilderness campsite, sat down in a camping chair, reached into a basket, took out all of the sandwiches, ate them, drank all of the soft drinks, then looked at the horrified campers and said, “No one is ever going to believe you.”
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Miles: What do they call Bigfoot outside of North America?
Millicent: Bigmeter.
“It’s a tough job being the guardian of the forests. So many little animals like birds and deer depend on me to keep them safe by scaring the humans away. Sometimes I feel like the Lorax in the Dr. Seuss book.” -Bigfoot
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Yeti: What has teeth and flies through the air?
Sasquatch: A flying saw, you furball!
Ben: What game do Yeti children play at recess?
Frank: Hopsquatch.
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“Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch, and Yeti never complains.” -Author Unknown
Astro: Why does Bigfoot run around with a pork chop on his head?
Cosmo: One of the tourists called him a Big Grill-a.
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And now, announcing the reigning world champion of the game of ‘Hide-and-Seek’ . . . it’s . . . Bigfoot!
“I am possibly the first of my kind or the last of my kind - and maybe even both.” -Bigfoot
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Miles: What do they call Bigfoot outside of North America?
Millicent: Bigmeter.
“It’s a tough job being the guardian of the forests. So many little animals like birds and deer depend on me to keep them safe by scaring the humans away. Sometimes I feel like the Lorax in the Dr. Seuss book.” -Bigfoot
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Yeti: What has teeth and flies through the air?
Sasquatch: A flying saw, you furball!
Ben: What game do Yeti children play at recess?
Frank: Hopsquatch.
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“Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch, and Yeti never complains.” -Author Unknown
Astro: Why does Bigfoot run around with a pork chop on his head?
Cosmo: One of the tourists called him a Big Grill-a.
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And now, announcing the reigning world champion of the game of ‘Hide-and-Seek’ . . . it’s . . . Bigfoot!
“I am possibly the first of my kind or the last of my kind - and maybe even both.” -Bigfoot
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On 20 October 1967, in Northern California, United States of America, video footage was taken of what appeared to be a hairy, roughly human-size creature walking in the wilderness (frame 352 of the video is shown above). The video, taken by Roger Patterson (1933 - 1972) and Robert ‘Bob’ Gimlin (born 1931), spurred fascination in the possibility of Bigfoot being more than just a myth or legend. Before that time, Bigfoot was mostly a character in stories told around campfires.
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Bernard: What did the hiker in the wilderness shout just for fun to the stragglers on the trail behind him?
Bernice: Who’s ready to meet Yeti?!
“Sometimes I myself am not even sure if I’m real.” -Bigfoot
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“How much cash could a Sasquatch stash if a Sasquatch could stash cash?” -Janet Cashman-Shipman and family
“I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographer’s fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that’s extra scary to me, because there’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He’s fuzzy. Get outta here!” -Mitch Hedberg (Mitchell Lee ‘Mitch’ Hedberg (1968 - 2005))
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“I really can’t figure out why they call me Bigfoot . . . to me, my feet are just normal-size. Should I refer to the humans as Smallfoot?” -Bigfoot
What Might Bigfoot Be?
- A bear walking upright on its hind legs.
- A Yeti in a Sasquatch costume.
- A feral, or wild, human.
- Chewbacca from Star Wars.
- A mountain man or a woodsman.
- An actor who put on a gorilla costume, but then could not take the costume off because the zipper got stuck.
- A natural hologram made by sunlight reflecting off falling leaves.
- A varsity football linebacker.
- An interdimensional time-traveling furry extraterrestrial.
- An unreported escaped mountain gorilla from a private zoo.
- Somebody’s eccentric friend or relative in a costume.
What do you think Bigfoot is?
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Bernard: What did the hiker in the wilderness shout just for fun to the stragglers on the trail behind him?
Bernice: Who’s ready to meet Yeti?!
“Sometimes I myself am not even sure if I’m real.” -Bigfoot
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“How much cash could a Sasquatch stash if a Sasquatch could stash cash?” -Janet Cashman-Shipman and family
“I think Bigfoot is blurry, that’s the problem. It’s not the photographer’s fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that’s extra scary to me, because there’s a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He’s fuzzy. Get outta here!” -Mitch Hedberg (Mitchell Lee ‘Mitch’ Hedberg (1968 - 2005))
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“I really can’t figure out why they call me Bigfoot . . . to me, my feet are just normal-size. Should I refer to the humans as Smallfoot?” -Bigfoot
What Might Bigfoot Be?
- A bear walking upright on its hind legs.
- A Yeti in a Sasquatch costume.
- A feral, or wild, human.
- Chewbacca from Star Wars.
- A mountain man or a woodsman.
- An actor who put on a gorilla costume, but then could not take the costume off because the zipper got stuck.
- A natural hologram made by sunlight reflecting off falling leaves.
- A varsity football linebacker.
- An interdimensional time-traveling furry extraterrestrial.
- An unreported escaped mountain gorilla from a private zoo.
- Somebody’s eccentric friend or relative in a costume.
What do you think Bigfoot is?
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Perhaps the most famous of the Yetis is Bumble, who makes an appearance around Christmastime each year, as one of the characters in the movie, “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer,” first broadcast on television in 1964.
Travel back in time to 1958. Pranksters Raymond Lee ‘Ray’ Wallace (1918 - 2002) and his brother Wilbur ‘Shorty’ Wallace (1904 - 1966) strapped on 16-inch-long carved wooden feet and sneakily walked around logging camps and construction sites, making what appeared to be the footprints of a large, heavy, barefoot creature. Later, the footprints were seen by workers, plaster casts were made of the prints, and this was taken by some people to be the first ‘real evidence’ of Bigfoot’s existence.
What do we call a big, hairy, human-like creature? Bigfoot was once known by names such as ‘wild man’ and ‘barefoot creature,’ the latter from association with large footprints left in the ground. For a time, the creature was called Big Foot. Andrew Genzoli, writer of the “RFD” column for the “Humboldt Times” newspaper of Eureka, California, printed what has become the common name of the creature in just one word, Bigfoot, on 6 October 1948. Bigfoot is also known as Sasquatch, an Anglicization of the word Sasq’ets, which is from the Halq’emeylem language once widely spoken by First Nations people, or Native Americans, in southwestern British Columbia.
On page 7 of the “San Francisco Chronicle” California newspaper of 9 February 1895, an article described a trouble-making grizzly bear that for more than ten years had roved the area of Bald Rock in the state. The large bear was known to sheep herders and miners in the area, who called the animal ‘Bigfoot.’
Tarzan: How does Bigfoot know what time it is?
Wild Man: He looks at a Sasquatch.
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In the Biblical “Book of Daniel,” chapter 4, Babylonian king Nebuchadnezzar II (about 634 B.C.E. - about 562 B.C.E.) was a boastful man, and so God humbled him for his sinful ways by afflicting him with madness. He was resultingly ostracized from human society, had to resort to living as a wild beast, and grew hair all over his body.
Tarzan: What’s green and lives in the Himalayas?
Sasquatch: The Abominable Snow Pickle!
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“Why does Yeti get all the good puns?” -Bigfoot
Travel back in time to 1958. Pranksters Raymond Lee ‘Ray’ Wallace (1918 - 2002) and his brother Wilbur ‘Shorty’ Wallace (1904 - 1966) strapped on 16-inch-long carved wooden feet and sneakily walked around logging camps and construction sites, making what appeared to be the footprints of a large, heavy, barefoot creature. Later, the footprints were seen by workers, plaster casts were made of the prints, and this was taken by some people to be the first ‘real evidence’ of Bigfoot’s existence.
What do we call a big, hairy, human-like creature? Bigfoot was once known by names such as ‘wild man’ and ‘barefoot creature,’ the latter from association with large footprints left in the ground. For a time, the creature was called Big Foot. Andrew Genzoli, writer of the “RFD” column for the “Humboldt Times” newspaper of Eureka, California, printed what has become the common name of the creature in just one word, Bigfoot, on 6 October 1948. Bigfoot is also known as Sasquatch, an Anglicization of the word Sasq’ets, which is from the Halq’emeylem language once widely spoken by First Nations people, or Native Americans, in southwestern British Columbia.
On page 7 of the “San Francisco Chronicle” California newspaper of 9 February 1895, an article described a trouble-making grizzly bear that for more than ten years had roved the area of Bald Rock in the state. The large bear was known to sheep herders and miners in the area, who called the animal ‘Bigfoot.’
Tarzan: How does Bigfoot know what time it is?
Wild Man: He looks at a Sasquatch.
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In the Biblical “Book of Daniel,” chapter 4, Babylonian king Nebuchadnezzar II (about 634 B.C.E. - about 562 B.C.E.) was a boastful man, and so God humbled him for his sinful ways by afflicting him with madness. He was resultingly ostracized from human society, had to resort to living as a wild beast, and grew hair all over his body.
Tarzan: What’s green and lives in the Himalayas?
Sasquatch: The Abominable Snow Pickle!
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“Why does Yeti get all the good puns?” -Bigfoot
You can play with Bigfoot right in your own backyard! Bigfoot is now available as a real posable action figure, just like the one in the picture above. To get yours, go to https://mcphee.com/collections/action-figures/products/bigfoot-action-figure.
The European Wild Man is described in many writings of Medieval history, but all such creatures or people have apparently vanished over time, along with the wilderness areas of Europe in which they would have lived, as cities, agriculture, and other human development forever erased the once-wild-places from existence.
Jolly Green Giant: Aren’t Bigfoot and Yeti basically the same?
Swamp Monster: There’s really ‘snow’ difference, as far as I can tell.
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Carl: What is the abominable snowman, or yeti?
Jake: He’s half man, half bear, and half snow-man.
“Dear MFOL!, I often lay awake at night wondering what size of shoes bigfoot would wear if he wore shoes.” -Scott in Oregon, USA
“Dear Scott, our research, based on plaster casts made of his footprints, suggests that Bigfoot would wear size 24 extra wide or larger shoes. The difficulty would be to get Bigfoot to put on the rest of the clown costume and to then entertain crowds.” -MFOL! Somewhere in Cyberspace, The Universe
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Australia is home to the Yowie, a giant ape-like hairy creature with large feet. Yowies are sometimes described as giants of twelve feet in height, and at other times are described as dwarfish compared to humans. Yowie is possibly derived from the word Yahoo.
Martha: Have you heard about the Italian Sasquatch?
Stuart: Do you mean the Spaghetti-Yeti?
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“The natives of Australia . . . believe in . . . Yahoo . . . This being they describe as resembling a man . . . of nearly the same height . . . with long white hair hanging down from the head over the features . . . the arms as extraordinarily long, furnished at the extremities with great talons, and the feet turned backwards, so that, on flying from man, the imprint of the foot appears as if the being had travelled in the opposite direction. Altogether, they describe it as a hideous monster of an unearthly character and ape-like appearance.” -Robert Holden: quoting an 1842 European description of the Yahoo
The European Wild Man is described in many writings of Medieval history, but all such creatures or people have apparently vanished over time, along with the wilderness areas of Europe in which they would have lived, as cities, agriculture, and other human development forever erased the once-wild-places from existence.
Jolly Green Giant: Aren’t Bigfoot and Yeti basically the same?
Swamp Monster: There’s really ‘snow’ difference, as far as I can tell.
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Carl: What is the abominable snowman, or yeti?
Jake: He’s half man, half bear, and half snow-man.
“Dear MFOL!, I often lay awake at night wondering what size of shoes bigfoot would wear if he wore shoes.” -Scott in Oregon, USA
“Dear Scott, our research, based on plaster casts made of his footprints, suggests that Bigfoot would wear size 24 extra wide or larger shoes. The difficulty would be to get Bigfoot to put on the rest of the clown costume and to then entertain crowds.” -MFOL! Somewhere in Cyberspace, The Universe
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Australia is home to the Yowie, a giant ape-like hairy creature with large feet. Yowies are sometimes described as giants of twelve feet in height, and at other times are described as dwarfish compared to humans. Yowie is possibly derived from the word Yahoo.
Martha: Have you heard about the Italian Sasquatch?
Stuart: Do you mean the Spaghetti-Yeti?
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“The natives of Australia . . . believe in . . . Yahoo . . . This being they describe as resembling a man . . . of nearly the same height . . . with long white hair hanging down from the head over the features . . . the arms as extraordinarily long, furnished at the extremities with great talons, and the feet turned backwards, so that, on flying from man, the imprint of the foot appears as if the being had travelled in the opposite direction. Altogether, they describe it as a hideous monster of an unearthly character and ape-like appearance.” -Robert Holden: quoting an 1842 European description of the Yahoo
What if Bigfoot does not exist, but Big Footprints still do exist?
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“There is precious little in civilization to appeal to a yeti.” -Edmund Hillary (Edmund Percival Hillary (1919 - 2008))
Primate Monsters And Humanoid Monsters Facts
- Most primate monsters and humanoid monsters are scientifically classified as cryptids, or life forms whose existence has not been conclusively proven.
- Examples of primate monsters and humanoid monsters include bigfoot or sasquatch, yeti or man-bear, and perhaps even King Kong, the Creature from the Black Lagoon, werewolves, and Dracula.
- Bigfoot can grow up to fifteen feet, but commonly have just two.
Yeti, or the Abominable Snowman of the Himalayas, might be said to be Bigfoot’s Asian cousin. Another name for Yeti is Man-Bear, which makes sense considering that some people believe sightings of Yeti are actually bears standing on their hind legs. Bears are known to do this in order to get a bear’s-eye view of their surroundings.
“The reason I am hard to find is that I just want to be left alone to live my life.” -Yeti
Yowie: What is tall, hairy, lives in the Himalayas and does 500 sit-ups a day?
King Kong: The muscular Abdominal Snowman!
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Primate Monsters and Humanoid Monsters Quiz
- Is the plural of Bigfoot ‘Bigfeets’ or ‘Bigfoots’?
- Where is Bigfoot right now?
- How can you be sure that you are not Bigfoot?
“The people at www.MakeFunOfLife.net do not understand the real me, because they have placed me on the Horror Page, when obviously I belong on the Inspiration Page.” -Bigfoot
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Primate Monsters and Humanoid Monsters Quiz Answers
- We don’t know the answers to any of the above questions.
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“There is precious little in civilization to appeal to a yeti.” -Edmund Hillary (Edmund Percival Hillary (1919 - 2008))
Primate Monsters And Humanoid Monsters Facts
- Most primate monsters and humanoid monsters are scientifically classified as cryptids, or life forms whose existence has not been conclusively proven.
- Examples of primate monsters and humanoid monsters include bigfoot or sasquatch, yeti or man-bear, and perhaps even King Kong, the Creature from the Black Lagoon, werewolves, and Dracula.
- Bigfoot can grow up to fifteen feet, but commonly have just two.
Yeti, or the Abominable Snowman of the Himalayas, might be said to be Bigfoot’s Asian cousin. Another name for Yeti is Man-Bear, which makes sense considering that some people believe sightings of Yeti are actually bears standing on their hind legs. Bears are known to do this in order to get a bear’s-eye view of their surroundings.
“The reason I am hard to find is that I just want to be left alone to live my life.” -Yeti
Yowie: What is tall, hairy, lives in the Himalayas and does 500 sit-ups a day?
King Kong: The muscular Abdominal Snowman!
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Primate Monsters and Humanoid Monsters Quiz
- Is the plural of Bigfoot ‘Bigfeets’ or ‘Bigfoots’?
- Where is Bigfoot right now?
- How can you be sure that you are not Bigfoot?
“The people at www.MakeFunOfLife.net do not understand the real me, because they have placed me on the Horror Page, when obviously I belong on the Inspiration Page.” -Bigfoot
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Primate Monsters and Humanoid Monsters Quiz Answers
- We don’t know the answers to any of the above questions.
Question: Has any man ever proven the existence of Bigfoot?
Answer: Not yeti hasn’t.
“The name Bigfoot should belong to whatever creature has the biggest foot, and if that turns out to be elephants, then elephants are the real Bigfoot.” -David Hugh Beaumont (born 1966)
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Harmony: Have you seen Bigfoot?
Melody: No . . . not Yeti!
Bigfoot, who are you?
Are Bigfoot, Yeti, Yowie, and other primate monsters and humanoid monsters real? Possibly all of these creatures are only persistent hoaxes perpetuated by a tiny number of people for a very tiny benefit to themselves, such as heightening their story-teller status, promoting works of fiction, or selling souvenirs to tourists. However, every person is free to decide for him or herself whether to believe or not believe in them.
Say this tongue twister aloud three times: How much squash could a Sasquatch squish, if a Sasquatch could squish squash?
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“We haven’t seen any new pictures of bigfoot in a while. We hope he’s okay.” -Author Unknown
We are MFOL! . . . and if you plan to go out into the world to hunt for strange creatures, just remember, strange creatures may also be out there hunting, too . . .
Answer: Not yeti hasn’t.
“The name Bigfoot should belong to whatever creature has the biggest foot, and if that turns out to be elephants, then elephants are the real Bigfoot.” -David Hugh Beaumont (born 1966)
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Harmony: Have you seen Bigfoot?
Melody: No . . . not Yeti!
Bigfoot, who are you?
Are Bigfoot, Yeti, Yowie, and other primate monsters and humanoid monsters real? Possibly all of these creatures are only persistent hoaxes perpetuated by a tiny number of people for a very tiny benefit to themselves, such as heightening their story-teller status, promoting works of fiction, or selling souvenirs to tourists. However, every person is free to decide for him or herself whether to believe or not believe in them.
Say this tongue twister aloud three times: How much squash could a Sasquatch squish, if a Sasquatch could squish squash?
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“We haven’t seen any new pictures of bigfoot in a while. We hope he’s okay.” -Author Unknown
We are MFOL! . . . and if you plan to go out into the world to hunt for strange creatures, just remember, strange creatures may also be out there hunting, too . . .
